Equestria has emerged in a strange new place. The region of HAS. Needless to say, the ponies are very excited, even if first contact didn't go as well as they liked. While some opened up their borders immediately, many were reclusive and reluctant to allow the ponies entrance to their nations. Now, after some time, they see fit to let some ponies in. This is the story of the bureaucracy that is human customs and border control as recounted by the ponies that survived through it.