Sometimes... I get bored.
Sometimes... I go to the bad places on the internet.
Sometimes... well, when in Rome...

I'd like to consider myself a legitimate fic writer. If that's something you'd like to do, turn back now.

I've still got 'legit' stories going, but sometimes I get writer's block, or need a break from them, or just plain don't feel like working on them. But I still have the urge to write. This is the result.

The following is crass, vulgar, and very low-brow. They're stories, written on the fly and unedited for 4chan. In the style and voice of 4chan. Aaaand partially subject to the whims of 4chan. Marked mature because 4chan and dicks (no clop), tags added as they come or by request.

I agonized over whether or not these were worth saving (they're not) or even if anyone would want to read them (they don't) and eventually concluded that this preface would be enough of an excuse for their existence (it isn't).

Spelling mistakes, shitty sentences structure, poor word choice, contrived plot devices, and heavily OOC moments abound. Run while you can. I've become a monster.

Every one of you is stupider now just for having read this synopsis. You've been warned.