Twilight stood patiently, awaiting her recently discovered ‘company vehicle’ to come by to take her home. She was told one of the models offered to do it and hoped it was one of the girls. That hope was snuffed out when a large black S.U.V. wheeled before her and out stepped a massive bipedal canine. With grey fur, arms that were as wide as Twilight’s waist and standing a clear foot higher than the unicorn, this beast of a diamond dog would have scared her if she didn’t recognize the black goggles he wore. “Good afternoon, Bonez. Wasn’t expecting you to come take me home. What trouble is your master giving you now?” Twilight asked, very little mirth found in her words.

“Apologies, Miss Sparkle. But Prince Blueblood has requested your presence, if you would please,” Bonez said, delicately opening the back doors to his vehicle.

“Why should I?” Twilight asked, defiantly.

“The prince would like to congratulate you on your new title, the only reason I’m here to get you is because we have a friendly history, and I was payed twice my salary to get you there,” Bonez replied.

“Breaking my brother’s arm is friendly?” Twilight retorted.

“You know that I only attack if someone attacks the Prince, Twilight. In any case, I paid for your brother’s medical bills as an apology for my unintended vigor,” Bonez added.

“Kinda wished that bill came from Blueblood’s wallet.”

“In a way… it did,” Bonez joked, despite his tone not showing it. “If you please, I would like to get back home after the Prince’s recent bout of stupidity.”

“Right, how is your family?” Twilight asked as she got in the SUV.

“May and the pups are doing well, we have been blessed by a third,” Bonez answered, as he started the car.

“Congratulations, must be tough handling two kids and two babies,” Twilight joked.

“Dominic has proven to need less maintenance than the Prince, but all the same, I’m glad His Highness has hired someone else to change his own diapers,” Bonez said, smirking as Twilight chuckled lightly. “How are your kin?”

“We are still a little hurt over Uncle’s death, but we’re pulling through, Shining Armor and Cadance have something planned in the Crystal Kingdom and they’ve been secretive about it as well,” Twilight answered.

“I’m sure they’ll reveal everything when the time is right,” Bonez said. “Which reminds me, I will need to ask your parents about how to deal with teenagers with… special needs.”

“I don’t recall Roxy or Sasha being handicapped, is Dominic?”

“No, I’m curious as to how your parents handled you during your teenaged years. Roxy is being… rambunctious,” Bonez stated.

“Is Roxy an intellectual?”

“No, she’s entering her rebellious phase, and… I’m curious if your parents had too much trouble with that.”

“Both myself and Shining didn’t have a rebellious phase. He was dead set becoming a guard and I was busy studying, while Barb was too focused on making me happy to rebel,” Twilight answered.

“With all due respect, I’d rather not have Sasha pleasuring Roxy every odd night,” Bonez said, confusing Twilight. “You’re a smart mare, what do YOU think a pony like yourself shares in common with Roxy?”

Twilight’s eyes widened in shock. “Wait… she’s a- How did you find out about me? Or about Barb?”

“First, you smell rather feminine but you also have an air of testosterone; more so than what a normal mare should have. Second, the last time I spoke with Barb, her breath smelled heavily of sweat and you. Thus, I’m curious as to how your parents dealt with you as you grew because again… I’d like to not find Sasha on her knees and Roxy’s paw on the back of her sister’s head.”

Twilight blushed, feeling rather warm. “In all fairness, I am trying to keep Barb from doing that.”

“I see. I think Roxy would see that as a blessing rather than an annoyance,” Bonez added.

Twilight let out a sigh. While it was a surprise to learn about another hermaphrodite, she started thinking about Bonez’s daughter. The last time she saw Roxy, she was a cute little puppy, filled with boundless curiosity, to hear that she’s becoming rebellious was a bit worrying.

Her thoughts then drifted to Barb and her deal, hoping that while her sister will still remain best friends, she also hoped that the number of blow jobs that occurred would also drop.

~Dood~[/hr]

Rarity walked the halls of the manor, searching for Barb and Sweetie. She found them watching television in the den, the pornography had been replaced with a more public safe collection of movies. Needless to say, the shelves were seemed more spacious without the adult videos. She also noticed the two chatting and kept herself hidden, curious as to what the two were saying.

“Has Twilight always tried to push you away?” Sweetie asked.

“Not really, it’s just that… I think she needs time alone for the month. And I’m going to give her that space,” Barb answered, reclining in her seat.

“Why would she need space? You two are sisters, I kinda wish Rarity and I had the same sisterly bond you two had,” Sweetie sighed. “But then… would Rarity have a thingie too?”

Barb turned to face Sweetie in shock, surprised by what the white filly said. “Thingie?”

“Well, yeah. One night, I got thirsty and went to the kitchen, when I was coming back, I noticed Miss Twilight’s door opened and saw you putting your mouth around Twilight’s thingie. I… kinda ran when I heard Miss Twilight grunt, thinking she was going to wake up,” Sweetie said, embarrassed that she didn’t have the courage to see the remainder of the scene. “Could you teach me? Rarity’s been too busy to spend time with me because of work and her dresses.”

Barb was at a loss of words, as was Rarity behind the wall. “Well… I actually love Twilight.”

“Well, I love Rarity too, what’s so different?”

“I love Twilight like you would love your special somepony, not like a sister would love a sister. What I have for Twilight is a bond that will never be broken. It was shaken a few days ago, but it’ll never break,” Barb said, her hands to her chest with a dreamy smile.

“Well, when you put it like that, it’s really creepy,” Sweetie commented, turning her gaze back to the show.

“A lot of love is often seen as creepy, even by kids,” Barb shot back.

“I’m not a kid! I could prove I’m a great little sister; better than you!” Sweetie challenged. “I’m going to go find Rarity and suck on her thingie until the both of us are the bestest sisters ever!” With that Sweetie ran out the room, away from where Rarity was hiding.

“Oops? Who would get more mad at me, Twilight or Rarity?” Barb asked herself as she turned the TV off. She left through the other door and saw a peeved white unicorn mare standing over her. “Heh, take it you heard all that?”

“You have a lot of explaining to do, Young Miss. After you help me find my sister so I can explain the difference between platonic love and incest,” Rarity scowled, instantly making Barb wilt under her glare.

~Dood~[/hr]

Bonez stepped out of his vehicle and went to let Twilight out. “Watch your step, Miss. The ground is uneven.”

“Thanks,” Twilight said. The Prince’s home was more of a palace than a manor, clearly twice the size of Twilight’s mansion and painted so white it hurt to look at it. They walked up the pristine stairs and towards the gold trimmed doors.

They opened the door, showing two sets of stairs leading up to the second floor, and a white fountain in the middle of the room, there were six maids that stood at attention along each side, all of them wore only a apron. “Blueblood has interesting tastes,” Twilight commented.

“You should see the mares that operate his baths, they don’t even wear clothing,” Bonez said. They heard a tap of a cane from the top of the stairs, revealing a white stallion wearing an open robe and a gold thong, instantly causing Twilight’s eyes to burn. His blonde mane tried to give him a ‘sexy’ look which only caused the purple mare to feel sick. “It takes a while to not feel sick looking at that,” Bonez whispered to Twilight.

“Twilight, my dear. How are you this day? How fortuitous for you to come to my home,” Blueblood greeted. “Make yourself comfortable.”

“I’m doing well. Thank you for asking. And it’s hard to feel happy being dragged here by your goon, no offense,” Twilight replied in a prim and proper tone.

“None taken,” Bonez said.

“And it’s hard to feel comfortable with the view,” the purple mare continued, keeping her eyes to the main floor and away from the Prince.

“Ah yes, it is odd to have my maids in such an undesirable state. They prefer this uniform to better serve and please me, as any good servants should,” Blueblood stated, levitating a wine glass filled with a red liquid to his hand. “But they do not matter, today is a day for you, my beautiful flower.”

Twilight resisted the urge to vomit, as her brain began to bleed from the insincere flattery Blueblood threw about with thoughtless abandon. Bonez was going to place his massive claw over his face, but only remained stoic through great effort. “I’m sorry, what?” Twilight managed to ask.

“You should feel honoured. I have heard of your recent advancement in society and began thinking of you and how lovely you looked. It was at that moment when I knew you had to be mine,” Blueblood exclaimed, finishing his wine in one gulp.

“I think I prefer Barb over this,” Twilight whispered to the Diamond Dog.

“I have told him how idiotic this plan was since you prefer mares, but he refuses to listen. Observe,” Bonez replied to Twilight, he then cleared his throat to say “Twilight is attracted to the same gender, your highness.”

“A mere barrier that I can ‘penetrate’ with ease, my faithful servant,” Blueblood answered. One of the maids ran to another room to release her lunch, while the others and Twilight looked sick.

Not wanting to make an enemy, Twilight picked her words carefully. “As great as your generosity is, Prince Blueblood, I must decline your offer. As Bonez had stated, my interests are focused solely on mares and while you yourself are very desirable in the eyes of any mare,” Twilight said, swallowing her bile. “That was too painful for words,” she whispered.

“It sounded painful to say,” Bonez replied.

“Your words are too true, my dear. But you sell yourself short, a divine flower such as yourself shouldn’t be wasted on other mares, you should be by my side, loving and devoted to this kingdom’s heir,” Blueblood said, brushing his robe sensually.

“My Prince, the current nobility have been in power for the last one thousand four hundred forty years and have yet to show signs of giving that power up,” Bonez said.

“My aunt might still the ruler, but she will soon see the light and grant me Equestria to rule, just as she trusts me to rule Canterlot and Sir Sparks trusted Miss Sparkle to rule Everfree. Our union will be harmonious,” Blueblood shouted to the heavens, his arms raised in praise of himself.

The mere sight made Twilight more uncomfortable as his arms returned to his sides. “Can I go home now?”

“But you are already home, my dear. Bonez, show my wife to our bed chambers, I shall join her shortly,” Blueblood ordered.

“Sire, sexual acts without consent is considered rape-” Bonez said calmly.

“I am a prince, all the plebes will know that Twilight and I belong to each other, and… it’s not often that a mare as beautiful as she gets a taste of the royal dick,” Blueblood said, winking at Twilight.

“And your Aunt?” Bonez continued, showing some annoyance.

“Aunt Celestia will give us her blessings on our wedding day,” Blueblood brushed off.

“Can I say ‘no’ to all this?” Twilight asked, she felt her skin crawl and it intensified as each minute passed.

“Why say ‘no’ when you’ll be screaming ‘yes’ later?” Blueblood chuckled.

“Come along Miss Twilight, I shall take you home. We’ll need to wait until the Prince’s head is… let’s just vacate the premises,” Bonez said, ushering Twilight out the door, the Prince remained oblivious to their escape.

“Won’t he get mad at you?” Twilight asked.

“The last time he tried to punish me, he broke his hand punching me in the face, he is no real danger,” Bonez stated, opening the passenger door for Twilight. “There are great odds that the Prince will try and spread lies about you for this, thus I will try and negate what I can, but some nobles will only listen to the Prince.”

“Thanks Bonez, this almost makes up for the other times you hurt my brother,” Twilight said smiling.

“Thank you Miss. Just remember to tell Mr. Armor that I’m on his side so long as he doesn’t strike the Prince. Contracts and all,” Bonez said, as he started the car.

~Dood~[/hr]

Vinyl was resting after her latest set, drinking her beers as she set up her schedule for the next month, various dates set as ‘Sparkle Manor’ as she chuckled, she couldn’t wait until Twilight mastered the spells in that book.

Her revelry was cut short as a door opened. “Hey Horn-head, let me in!”

“Door’s opened Feather-licker,” Vinyl chuckled as the door opened to reveal a blue pegasus wearing a muscle shirt and thick jeans. Her rainbow mane jostled a bit from her entry. “Whaddaya want?”

“I didn’t see you on stage so… I came looking for ya,” Rainbow Dash said, taking a seat next to the white unicorn. “So, I heard you had some rough sex recently, Lily said you couldn’t work the next set because your legs were like jelly and you were dripping cum.”

“I won’t say it was the best sex I’ve ever had, but it was pretty good,” Vinyl chuckled. “What about you, you get laid recently?”

The Rainbow-maned pegasus scoffed at the DJ’s question. “What kind of question is that? I bang mares all the time, can’t keep them off me.”

“The ladies love assholes,” Vinyl joked, getting punched in the shoulder playfully. “I heard you had an encounter yourself.”

“I was a bit moody a few days ago cause I lost my job at the track, some purple bitch had the balls to bump into me and piss me off. So I put her in her place…. beneath me,” Rainbow Dash chuckled.

Vinyl merely rolled her eyes, handing her friend a beer. “That all?”

“Nope after I yelled at her, she got so wet she wanted me to call her ‘My Little Bitch’, it would have been hot if I wasn’t so angry that day,” The pegasus gloated.

“That sounded like quite the encounter, Dashie” Vinyl chuckled.

“And how was that lay of yours? I thought you only banged stallions when you’re drunk?” Rainbow asked, chugging her beer.

“Well I was with a mare, but she had a little something extra,” Vinyl said, “and for a virgin, she was pretty good.”

“You banged a dickmare? Lucky, I hear they got the stamina to go all night.”

“She outlasted me, which was a surprise. Shame she had to leave for ‘business’, but we did make a deal,” Vinyl said, smirking.

The blue pegasus raised a brow. “What deal?”

“You know how I was a butler before I owned this place? Well, she asked me to come by when I get free time. In exchange, we have some of the wildest sex ever.”

“The wildest? You know something I don’t,” Rainbow uttered with a smile.

“And it’s going to stay that way until I decide you deserve to find out,” Vinyl chuckled. “So… what are ya going to do now?”

“I’ll think of something, I’m Rainbow Dash. There isn’t a single employer that wouldn’t want to hire me.”

~Dood~[/hr]

After saying goodbye to Bonez, Twilight walked up to her home and opened the door. The first thing she noticed was that it was eerily quiet. Making her way through the halls, she found Sweetie Belle playing in the den, curious Twilight approached the filly. “Hey Sweetie Belle, where is everyone?”

“Rarity went to punish Barb for ‘blurring the lines of platonic love and incest’, but I don’t know where they are at the moment,” Sweetie answered.

Twilight’s face became cold as she went to find her butler and give her such a talking to.

After ten minutes of searching, she found Rarity glaring down at Barb while the dragon scrubbed the floors. “Rarity!”

“Oh, hello Mistress. Just doing a bit of cleaning,” Rarity answered, but her gaze remained fixed on Barb.

“Barb is my responsibility. You don’t punish her, I do,” Twilight retorted, she walked over to help Barb onto her hind-claws.

“But she-” Rarity was interrupted by a death glare from her employer.

“And I’ll punish her for it. If there’s a problem, tell ME about it; you don’t deal with her yourself. Understood?” Twilight asked, holding her sister close.

“Un-understood,” Rarity replied, feeling somewhat scared.

“Good. Now explain what exactly Barb did and I won’t make you finish cleaning the floors,” Twilight demanded.

“Well, Sweetie Belle was curious as to the bond between yourself and Miss Barb, and wanted that bond to happen between myself and her. Barb said she loved you more than sisters but Sweetie got that confused and went to look for me. We found her and told her what we shared and what you two shared and then I… had Barb scrubbing the floors,” Rarity explained.

“This true, Barb?” Twilight asked, staring down her sister.

“Yeah, it’s true,” Barb uttered.

“Okay. Know this Rarity; we are not in a incestual relationship. You are to never talk about this, and above all else. Never. Punish. My sister.” Twilight said, taking Barb to her study.

“Thanks Twilight, I wasn’t looking forward to scrubbing the entire place,” Barb said, snuggling up to her sister.

“Remember our deal, and you’re not out of the woods just yet, Missy,” Twilight scolded.

“But-”

“No ‘buts’, if I had to wager a guess, this tells me that you were caught.”

“WE were caught,” Barb corrected.

“YOU were caught, I was asleep, remember?”

“Well, Sweetie saw your dick and Rarity heard bits about it,” Barb stated, causing Twilight to stop in her tracks.

“Well, this has been one problem after another, hasn’t it?” Twilight muttered.

“What do ya mean?”

“First Blueblood wanted to marry me, and now I find out that a filly saw you fellating me, and my butler probably knows about me. This has been a ‘good’ day.”

Barb became angry from hearing about Blueblood. “I oughta burn him.”

“Don’t forget Bonez, he’ll knock you out,” Twilight warned.

“Then I’ll burn him too.”

“Never mind, let’s just get this over with.” The two entered Twilight’s office, the purple mare sat her sister down, then went to seat herself in her chair. “Now, you have no idea how disappointed I am, Barb.”

“It’s not my fault Sweetie got thirsty,” Barb pleaded.

“Even after all the times I told you not to give me nocturnal blow jobs?”

“I like the taste?”

Twilight’s face quickly found her palm. “Barb, if this happens again. I WILL make you clean this entire building. Heck, if I find out you’ve blown me recently, you’ll still be cleaning.”

Barb sunk in her seat, “I’m sorry Twi, it’s just that… Sweetie thought we were being really sisterly, and I tried to tell her that what we had wasn’t exactly sisterly love, but she misinterpreted it.”

“So, you tried to tell her that her relationship with Rarity was more normal than your ‘apparent’ love of me?” Twilight asked, Barb nodded her head. “Okay then, but how did it spiral out of control?”

“I might have said that she wouldn’t understand the love you and I share because she’s still a kid…” Barb said, giving a weak smile.

“Barb…”

“Yeah, Twi?”

“You are grounded from my room for a month,” Twilight stated.

“WHAT? Come on,” Barb pouted, her punishment felt like a hammer to her skull.

“I can add no television to that punishment, Barb.”

“Okay, okay. I’m sorry, sis.”

“Good, now run along and play. I need to hire someone to put locks on my door,” Twilight said, reaching for the phone.

“Wait, why?”

“To put emphasis that I don’t want you entering my room while I sleep.”

Barb groaned as she got up and left, leaving Twilight to make a call.

~Dood~[/hr]

Now that the ‘Barb issue’ was dealt with, Twilight’s next step was to deal with Rarity, and find out what she learned. She found her in her quarters, making a gorgeous blue and purple dress. “Rarity, can I speak to you?”

“Of course, Mistress. How can I be of service?” Rarity said, immediately turning to face her employer.

“I’m sorry that I scolded you for punishing Barb, but… she is my sister, so I’ll deal with her as I see fit, okay?” Twilight said.

“Of course, Mistress. I apologize for not knowing my place in the matter, please forgive me.”

“Very well then, now… what did you hear from Barb?” Twilight asked, giving her butler a stern look.

“What do you mean, Mistress?” Rarity asked, chuckling awkwardly.

“I want to know what you have heard, simple.”

Rarity turned and kept fiddling with her dress as she thought about what she heard. “Well, I heard you and Miss Barb are in a incestual relationship-”

“That is actually one-sided,” Twilight interrupted. “Sorry, go on.”

“I heard that you had… a penis from Sweetie Belle, from her watching Barb give you… oral gratification in your sleep.”

Twilight flinched upon hearing that. “That part is probably true, except the penis part, I don’t have one.”

“But she said-”

“Don’t got one!” Twilight yelled, before covering her mouth in embarrassment. “Continue”

“Barb mentioned that her bond with you was ‘shaken’ a few days ago, and now that I think about it. She did seem peeved about something when we were in the hotel that day you went to search for Vinyl Scratch, as well as the commotion in the bathroom when you returned.”

Twilight let out a groan. “So you basically know all about how my little sister wants to have sex with me.”

“Correct, Mistress. And I’m rather adamant that you are a futanari, considering how Barb acted when Sweetie claimed she saw it.”

“Well, I don’t have one, let that sink in,”

“Very well, Mistress… may I ask how… far you and your sister went?” Rarity asked out of curiosity.

“We’ve only used fingers and our mouths, nothing more intimate. Barb just got mad that I lost my virginity before we could lose it together,” Twilight muttered, rolling her eyes.

“I take it she doesn’t like others touching you?” Rarity asked.

“She didn’t like you because she thought you’d seduce me with your breasts. And let’s face it… you didn’t exactly leave a great first impression on me, so that made her lower her guard around you.”

Rarity began to chuckle awkwardly, feeling embarrassed about that memory. But Twilight merely waved it off. “But dragons are like that, they don’t like it when others touch what they consider theirs, and Barb is just going to get more possessive of me.”

“Maybe if you introduce her to others her age? So that she doesn’t need to rely on you?”

“Perhaps, then again I did ground her from my room, so she really has no other choice but to go out into Ponyville,” Twilight said.

“Ground her from your room, Mistress?” Rarity asked, utterly clueless from the bizarre punishment.

“Barb likes to sneak into my room to sleep,” Twilight answered. “You’re going into town tomorrow for groceries, right?”

“Yes, Mistress, why do you ask?”

“I want you to take Barb with you, and let her do her own thing. If she sees something that grabs her interest, preferably a new friend, encourage her,” Twilight said. “And remember, call me if there is any trouble.”

“Of course, Mistress. Anything I can do to help. What do you think of this dress?” Rarity asked, showing off the design she made in front of her employer. It was a long blue dress with purple frills along the edges, that appeared to show off a lot of cleavage and a slit in the dress to show off some leg, the back of the dress was bare all the way down to the wearer’s butt. “It’s just a little something I made in my free time, and I hope you approve of it.”

“It certainly looks good, but… I’ve never been too much of a dress pony, I think Fluttershy can be a better critic in that field than me, to be honest,” Twilight replied.

Rarity’s mood deflated. “I’m sure you’ll get that tempered eventually, Mistress. After all, you are the CEO of Sparks Designs, I’m sure that eye for detail will come to you eventually.”

“If that day comes, will you actually like my criticism?” Twilight joked.

Rarity chuckled, but with less enthusiasm. “We all must learn from our mistakes, Mistress.”

“Well, thanks. Have a good night, Rarity.” With that said, Twilight left Rarity’s room, leaving the butler to look over her creation with a stern look.

“Purple frills? What was I thinking?”

~Dood~[/hr]

Rarity and Barb strolled down Ponyville’s streets, Barb was at first against being forced to walk outside, but she could never go against Twilight’s orders, unless they regarded her sleeping habits. “Such a beautiful day, wouldn’t you agree Young Miss?”

“It’s fine, I guess,” Barb muttered, pouting that she had to leave the manor.

They soon came across a park with a few happy fillies and colts playing. “Why don’t you play here and make some friends?”

“I’m too old to play at the park,” Barb whined.

“No such thing as ‘too old’ when it comes to the park,” Rarity dismissed, dragging Barb closer to the swing set. “Why don’t you take a seat?”

“Like I said, I’m not going to play on a stupid swing. I’m eighteen for crying out loud,” Barb said, fuming at the butler’s persistence.

“Very well then, I shall have fun while you watch,” Rarity said, she took a seat and began rocking herself on the swing, soon gaining adequate air. Barb watched the white unicorn rock back and forth, getting rather high off the ground each time.

“Wow, that lady is really flying,” an orange pegasus said, watching in awe as Rarity kept swinging.

“It’s just a swing, it’s not really all that fun,” Barb muttered, glaring at her butler being childish.

With one final rock, Rarity reach the highest point she could manage and jumped, landing on her hooves, the impact caused her to stagger slightly and fall to one knee. “My word, that was… rather exhilarating,” she chuckled, moving some hair out of her face.

“Eh, whatever,” Barb said, turning her back to the white unicorn.

Rarity let out an annoyed huff, irked by how difficult her draconian ward was. Then she had an idea. “You know, it would please your sister if you were to have fun and make friends here, it would show improvement and perhaps shorten your grounding.”

Barb turned to Rarity with shock on her face, only to groan as the butler was right. “Fine, I’ll ‘try’ to have fun at the park,” she said.

“Excellent, I shall get our groceries and I will return in an hour, Young Miss,” Rarity explained, smiling as she turned to leave.

“Yeah, yeah… stupid Rarity and her stupid mane and her stupid boobs. Stupid sexy Twilight and her stupid grounding, and her stupid sexy cock,” Barb muttered under her breath, as she turned to see a confused orange pegasus standing next to her, wearing a large baggy yellow shirt and green cargo shorts. “I’m Barb, what’s your name?”

“Scootaloo, why do you look so bummed out?” The orange filly asked.

“My sister grounded me, and told me to go hang out with the butler, then she dumped me here to go shopping,” Barb said coldly.

“Wow, that’s lame. Wanna go hang out on the swings?” Scootaloo suggested.

“Sure, why not,” Barb said dejectedly, as she slumped down on the swing. Scootaloo began rocking herself much like how Rarity was doing before, while Barb merely swung back and forth lazily.

“Come on, Barb. You gotta put more effort than that,” Scootaloo chuckled, swinging at greater heights.

“I’m too old for this dumb kid stuff,” Barb muttered.

“What about that unicorn lady? She was swinging on the swing and was having fun. So far, she’s a lot cooler than you,” Scootaloo said.

It was at that moment, Barb’s imagination began to run wild with a scenario. Twilight held Rarity tightly to her body. “I must admit, my dear Rarity. For a butler, you are far cooler and awesomer that my boring little sister. Let’s go back to my room and show you something fun we can do,” Fantasy Twilight said.

“Oh course Mistress. After all, only the coolest and best pussy deserves a cock as awesome as yours,” Fantasy Rarity said in a butchered rendering of the real unicorn’s accent.

“Barb, you’re still grounded,” Fantasy Twilight muttered, picking Fantasy Rarity up bridal style and into her bedroom.

“I’ll show you who the coolest is!” Barb screamed and began rocking herself faster and faster on the swing.

It wasn’t long before she matched Scootaloo in height and speed, they fought for every new inch they could obtain in the air and tried to go even faster on the swing.

“Let’s jump!” Scootaloo cried out. Reaching the highest point she could manage, she leaped off her seat and landed on her feet. Barb did the same, felt a rush of adrenaline as she soared through the air for a few seconds before eating sand. “You alright, Barb?”

Barb slowly got off from the sand and brushed herself off. “Okay, that was pretty cool, wanna do it again?”

Scootaloo began to smile widely as the two new friends ran back to the swings to see who could get the best air and the best distance.

~Dood~[/hr]

Barb and Rarity returned home with no problems. When they saw Twilight waiting for them at the door, Barb ran to hug her. “Today was so fun, I met a pegasus filly named Scootaloo and we were on the swings. We were competing to see who can be the best at it. She managed to get air time because of her cheating wings but I won distance. Do you think Scootaloo can visit sometime Twilight, please?”

“Of course, Barb. By the way, two weeks,” Twilight answered.

“Huh?” Barb asked in confusion.

“I’m reducing your grounding by half, Barb. I’m so happy that you found a new friend,” Twilight said, returning the hug.

“Aww, thanks Twi,” Barb uttered, they stood together in silence while Rarity brought the groceries in, until Barb asked “Did that lock guy come?”

“Yup, and only I have the key into my bedroom.”

“Lame.”

Author's Note

Yay, I finished chapter 6, dood. And I kinda wanna start on Chapter 7 regardless of the fact that I want to finish the Colgate chapter, dood.

Thanks to everyone that popped in to look at this... mostly neobrony7, Wrabbit, and whoever bloodraven432 and DrewB1442 is, dood.

If you find mistakes, please PM them to me, dood.

I was thinking of doing a nuzlocke diary entry thing... but then I remembered that it's nearly impossible to get a female starter, especially if I do it in a porny way for extra ratings, dood.

Also... Twilight growing a set of figurative balls to cock slap her mares into submission is the winner for the next chapter, which was tough because I had to hunt down some votes, dood. (Alpha was a clear winner though, with Saddle Arabia in second, dood)

AT any rate, I hope you enjoyed this chapter... and I'm probably going to shoot myself in the foot for this but... sex next chapter, dood. Another TwilightxVinyl scene... but I may tweak the chapter that mentions a page due to the current blog post that I am regretting to have (mostly because how bizarre some fetishes are) so that the sex is still relatively sexy, but it isn't going into territory that makes ME feel uncomfortable to write, dood... Which is actually why Colgate is taking a while... I'm uncomfortable with the idea of having ANYPONY sticking thier marecock into Twilight, yet I beleive I promised that at some point, dood. I should go fuck myself for being an idiot, dood.

Any ways, thanks, dood!