Rainbow Dash pulled up to the gates of the large mansion, “I’ll come get ya in a hour, I wanna see what the ‘capital’ is all about,” she said.

Vinyl stepped out of the dark blue sports car, and stretched her legs for a moment. Her black coat fluttered in the wind as it covered her white shirt. She brushed some dust off her black dress pants before fixing her trademark glasses. “Checking out if the place has changed, how to give somepony pointers how to be me, and fucking the master is a lot to do in just one hour, gimme three.”

“Fine, but if you’re not here in three hours, I’m leaving without ya,” Rainbow retorted. She sped off to find something to do for the next few hours, leaving Vinyl to wander over to the white intercom panel.

She pressed the button and waited for someone to answer. “State your business.”

“My business is to teach you how to do my job. Open up Rarity,” Vinyl said. The gates began to open and Vinyl slipped in. The gates opened a bit more before closing behind her.

Vinyl looked over the hedge beasts that Roseluck the Second did, chuckling as she looked at the bear hedge sculpture, recalling how Silver Spark bent Roseluck over that beast and if somepony stood in just the right spot, it would look like the old stallion was fucking the leafy bear.

As she walked up the stairs, the door opened to reveal Rarity standing nervously there and slightly out of breath. “Vi-Vinyl, how are you, Miss?”

“I’m cool. Take me to Twilight so we can talk about stuff and junk,” Vinyl said in her most professional tone.

Rarity nodded. “Very well, she is in the study. If you be so kind as to-”

“Is the study the same place as it was before? I’ll see myself there, thanks,” Vinyl said, waving to Rarity as she passed by.

“But the Mistress…”

“I’ll deal with Mistress. You just go do something productive until the lesson starts,” Vinyl chuckled, walking to the study. Rarity let out a annoyed huff before turning to leave in the other direction.

Vinyl opened the door to see Twilight writing something down and cross referencing it from another book. “Hey Sparkles, how’s my favorite dick-chick?”

“Vinyl!?! Hello, I- I wasn’t expecting you, wha-what’s up?” Twilight gasped, jumping in her seat.

“Hopefully your dick from looking at me, so…” Vinyl leaned over the desk, her dress shirt opened enough to give Twilight a view of the DJ’s breasts. “How’s that homework assignment I gave ya when I rocked your world?”

“I was too busy to look at it, Vinyl. I had meetings with the Mayor and the company that demanded my attention, I literally had no time to look at a book of erotic magic,” Twilight sighed, returning to her work.

“Didn’t we have a deal, Missy?” Vinyl said, placing her hand down on the papers.

“You have yet to fill your end as well. When I finish this, I’ll look over the book, I should have learned something by the time you’re finished with Rarity,” Twilight retorted, folding her arms over her chest.

Vinyl pouted as she got off the desk. “Very well, but I expect some crazy sex in your room later.” She left Twilight alone in the room to do her work.

“Do all mares with dicks have to deal with this nonsense?” Twilight asked herself, going over Hoity’s records.

Vinyl had a slight sour taste in her mouth after finding out she has to do something before the sex could happen and decided to find Rarity.

After fruitlessly trying to find the butler in a large mansion, she felt something bump into her. “Whoa, watch it,” she uttered, she looked down to see a orange pegasus rubbing her head, with a purple dragon and white unicorn coming down the hallway. “You okay, kid?”

“I’m fine, sorry about that Miss,” Scootaloo said, brushing herself off before running again, with Sweetie Belle trying to follow close.

“The den isn’t that way, Scootaloo!” The white unicorn called out.

Vinyl turned to the angry glare of the purple dragon and walked past her. “Uhh, hi?”

“Don’t touch my sister,” Barb growled, she then ran off to reunite with her friends.

Vinyl merely chuckled at the strange comment. “Possessive much?”

After a few minutes, Vinyl found the butler organizing a collection of books in the library. “Yo, Rare!”

Rarity spun around to see the DJ standing before her. “Vinyl? What can I do for you?”

“You can sit your butt down, class is in session,” Vinyl said, taking a seat at a nearby table.

~Dood~[/hr]

Rainbow Dash was rolling through the town, bored out of her mind. There were three bars and they were only open at night. One theater but the movies it was playing were crappy, and the shopping was far better in Manehatten, she could barely think with how dull Ponyville was.

She soon came across a park and decided to relax there. Parking her sports car, she hopped out to find some shade. Instead she found a beautiful yellow pegasus, sitting down at a park bench, feeding the birds in the park, brushing her pink mane out of her face to get a better view of the critters. Her baby blue sweater made it difficult for Rainbow to determine a breast size, but the long pink skirt that she wore told the blue pegasus that she had an ass that wouldn’t quit and legs to kill for.

Rainbow smirked and began running through her pick up lines, and tried to match one that might work with her. “Hey, what’s up?”

The yellow pegasus was startled by Rainbow’s greeting and looked up to the punk. “Oh, hello. May I help you?” the yellow mare asked, with a tone of worry in her voice.

“Sure, I’m waiting for a friend to finish up some business. So I thought I could chill here… with you,” Rainbow said, sitting down next to the yellow girl. The other pegasus quickly scooted away from the scary blue mare. “I’m Rainbow Dash, what’s your name?”

“Fl-Fluttershy, ma’am,” the yellow mare said, very uncomfortable in her situation.

“Fluttershy? Gorgeous name for a gorgeous pony,” Rainbow smirked, she noticed Fluttershy trying to escape her, but paid her no mind as her trump card came into play. “I kinda like birds myself, not just because I’m a pegasus, mostly because I like how free they are, sort of a kinship with them and sort of jealous that they can fly while I’m stuck on the ground.”

Fluttershy stopped trying to leave the blue pegasus and instead turned to her in amazement. “You like the birds?” she asked, with a smile slowly forming on her lips. She made quiet whispering noises and chirps with the birds before turning back to the scary pegasus. “They… think you look cool.”

Rainbow Dash chuckled. “They think that, do they? Wouldn’t blame them. What else do they say?”

Fluttershy nodded and reached forward with a open hand, as a robin jumped into her palm. She began whispering to the bird while the bird chirped back. Rainbow was rather curious as to what was going on before her as Fluttershy turned back to her. “The birds say you are kinda scary as well, and that I should keep my distance.”

Rainbow’s smile turned into a frown but still reclined on the bench. “I may look like a punk, but I can be a nice mare once you get to know me.”

Fluttershy kept chatting with the bird as the two stole glances of Rainbow Dash. “While I don’t disagree with you, Roberta here says that you… reek of sex and alcohol.”

Rainbow couldn’t find words to save herself from a robin’s accusations.

“Are you a drunk and a sex fiend?” Fluttershy asked, both worried and curious.

“I don’t actually drink enough to make me a drunk, maybe four beers in a weekend and or so. The sex fiend… depends on who you ask,” Rainbow Dash answered, she quickly trapped Fluttershy underneath her with a predatory smirk. “Do you think I’m a sex fiend?”

“Iwasgoingtosaynobutthisistoomuchofayes,” Fluttershy gasped, huddled in fear beneath the blue pegasus. Despite her fear, her wings began to extend underneath her heavy sweater.

Rainbow rolled her eyes and sat back down on her side of the bench, while Fluttershy straightened herself out. “And before you say anything, I’m not like-”

“Roberta says you like mares only,” Fluttershy interrupted, about ready to leave the blue pegasus.

“That’s… a strange bird, but she’s right. Stallions are so… full of themselves and are basically assholes. Mares are better, softer, kinder, and hotter,” Rainbow replied, she turned to the yellow pegasus with a seductive grin on her face. “Happy?”

Fluttershy blushed, then a scene flashed before her eyes as she thought. “I need to go, Miss Rainbow. Thank you though, I hope we can do this again,” she said, bowing before leaving the blue pegasus alone, trying to hide the wet spot on the back of her dress.

“Damn, I coulda had fun with her,” Rainbow muttered, moving her legs onto Fluttershy’s now vacated seat. Her legs recoiled when she felt something wet on the seat. “What the? Heh, another mare that wants me, just doesn’t know it yet.”

~Dood~[/hr]

“Remember. Know your employer. It’s your job to know her entire schedule before it’s even made. You also need to plan for any deviation from the schedule, but for that you need to know about your employer: What can you tell me about Twilight?” Vinyl asked, her arms crossed over the back end of the chair while her head rested on it.

“Very well, Mistre-err, Twilight seems to be very punctual and very dedicated to her plans. She can be rather relaxed when she has free time, but she is often strict about her adherence to her schedule,” Rarity answered, trying to think about any mannerisms she may have forgotten.

“That makes your job rather easy. Have your driver ready with one of Twi’s cars about ten minutes before Twilight needs it-”

“We do not have a driver,” Rarity interjected.

Vinyl let out a sigh. “The sex better be mind blowing. What exactly does Twilight have employed here?”

Rarity was still wrapping her head around the sex part, but reluctantly answered. “Just myself.”

Vinyl let out a groan. “Not even a skeleton crew? How is this place not falling apart?” She began to think about her previous co-workers, considering if any of them would be willing to work in House Sparks again, under new management of course.

“May I ask what you are thinking, Vinyl?” Rarity asked.

Vinyl sat up and scratched her head viciously. “Chaos dammit, I’m thinking like a butler again.”

Rarity merely sat in confusion. “Pardon?”

“Okay, listen. Is Twilight’s finances good, like can she afford help?”

“I… don’t know. Mistress Twilight took control of the finances and pays strict attention to them,” Rarity answered.

Vinyl groaned. “Figure out how much room in Twilight’s budget does she have for people working here then-” Vinyl’s ear twitched at the sound of breathing. She turned to see a purple dragon at the doorway, trying to hide and glare at the DJ. “Can I help you?”

“I heard that sex comment! I told you not to touch my sister,” Barb grumbled, staying by the door.

“Kay, and I should care why, kid?” Vinyl asked, fixing her glasses.

“Barb is… a little possessive of Mistress, do be careful,” Rarity whispered to the other unicorn.

Vinyl nodded then jumped back when Barb was standing next to their table. “Jeez you're fast, so what can I do for ya?”

“Leave, and don’t touch my sister again. I know it was you that took my sister’s virginity,” Barb uttered, glaring at the DJ.

Vinyl frowned slightly, confused as to how to approach a incestual dragon girl. “How old are you?”

“Eighteen, now leave,” Barb growled.

“What me and your sister have is a deal, I teach Rarity how to do her job, then me and Twilight fuck, then I go home. You can still have your sister, it’s just as long as Rarity still needs my help, your sister is still going to pound my pussy with her cock. While I apologize that I took your ‘magical’ first time with your sister, what I don’t like is how defensive you are about a little sex,” Vinyl explained.

Barb heard the word cock and turned in fear to Rarity. “Why is Mistress trying to hide the fact that she has a dick when it isn’t turning out to be a very good secret?” Rarity asked, frowning in annoyance.

“As a butler, you should have known she had a dick the day after you met her, whether you fucked her or not is up to you and her,” Vinyl answered, turning back to the dragon. “Listen, Barb right? Think about it this way, while I might be fucking your sister, I’m making her a better lover with her dick, so when that day comes when she fucks you… it’ll be the best feeling in the world for you, so good that you won’t even notice the pain that comes with your hymen breaking, and I never broke Twilight’s hymen so she still has THAT virginity.”

“But I don’t want her pussy virginity, I wanted her dick,” Barb groaned slouching.

“Dick virginities aren’t all that great, it usually means that the pony with said dick doesn’t know how to use it. You should be thanking me for helping Twilight get better with her dick, and helping your first time be the best thing ever, that the first time you get penetrated, fireworks will explode in your eyes when she sinks her cock deep inside you. Also… I know you're a dragon and dragons are super possessive and I think that’s cute and all, but Twilight is a big mare, she can choose who she can fuck or not,” Vinyl continued, the dragon’s will began to falter as she stood, her glare turning softer while she thought about what Vinyl has been saying. “Besides, don’t you have friends to chill with, rather than get moody at me for riding your sister?”

“They’re watching a movie right now, I snuck away to make sure you stay away from Twilight,” Barb said, trying to stay mad but was becoming intimidated by the DJ.

“How about this. I’ll try to make it up to ya. What do ya want?” Vinyl asked.

“I want you to leave and not touch my sister?” Barb asked, struggling to retain her ground against the DJ.

“Other than that. I want to help your sister, and isn’t it kinda of lonely around here with just Rarity?” Vinyl asked, Rarity was too stunned from the earlier conversation to retort.

“You mean more ponies like you working and living here? No thanks,” Barb stated.

Vinyl tapped her head, trying to think of a plan to get rid of the annoying dragon. “Who do you listen to? I’m sure I know them,” she asked, crossing her arms in her seat.

“Well, I like DJ Pon-3 but-”

Vinyl merely stared at the dragon girl. “You do know I’m DJ Pon-3, right?”

Barb’s eyes widened when she realized who she was talking to. “Holy crap, but… you were the butler? And you’re now the best DJ ever? What?”

“You didn’t catch that from earlier? Awkward…” Vinyl commented.

“It’s DJ Pon-3? That’s so cool!” Scootaloo cried out, running over to the DJ with Sweetie Belle skipping along behind her.

“Miss Pon-3… could you sign my CD?” Sweetie asked, holding out a disc with DJ Pon-3’s logo on it.

“Sure kid,” Vinyl said, she took out a black marker and signed Sweetie Belle’s disc. Scootaloo lifted her shirt and presented her belly to the DJ. “Want me to sign your stomach kid?”

“Yes please,” Scootaloo cheered, giggling from the cold marker on her belly. “Sweet, thanks Miss Pon-3.”

“I didn’t know Barb and Rarity knew DJ Pon-3. It’s so… EEEKK!” Sweetie screamed, hurting the ear drums of everypony except Vinyl.

“I can’t wait to show my mom, she’ll be so jealous,” Scootaloo said, running out the door. “Come on girls, we still need to finish that movie!”

“Coming!” Sweetie called out. “We’ll wait for ya, Barb.” She told the dragon girl before following the orange pegasus girl.

Barb and Rarity stood speechless of what just happened, while Vinyl had a smug look on her face. “Did I just make both of you super cool?”

“I-Well… Okay, I think it’s pretty cool that my sister had sex with DJ Pon-3 but I still won’t forgive you,” Barb frowned, failing to glare at the DJ.

“How are we going to bridge this gap, Barb?” Vinyl asked.

“We can start with an autograph, and then you can leave… I got lots to do today,” Barb uttered coldly.

“You’re a kid, what important things do you got?” Vinyl muttered.

“The young miss is trying to perfect lock picking after the Mistress installed locks to her bedroom door,” Rarity answered, almost automatically, her eyes were still blank form earlier.

“How about I help you get past that lock?” Vinyl said, grinning.

“I’m listening…” Barb uttered, taking a seat at the table.

“What do you know about your sister and her finances?” Vinyl asked.

“Twilight makes records of everything and duplicates it with her magic. Last I checked, Twilight is doing really well. Looks like she could hire five more Rarities if she needed them, which she doesn’t.”

“Cool, now run along and I’ll hook you up later, Barb,” Vinyl said, Barb still glared at Vinyl but ultimately smiled and ran off to join her new friends. “Now… you still there?”

“I’m sorry… I’m still trying to wrap my mind around how casually you and the Young Miss could talk about the Mistress’ penis, and it conflicted with how the Mistress wanted it to be a secret,” Rarity muttered, shaking her head slowly.

“Like I said, you should have known that Twilight was packing heat in her pants by day one. Now we have to go over hiring ponies. I will have you tested later,” Vinyl said, causing the current butler to whimper as she went back to her long forgotten notepad with her notes.

~Dood~[/hr]

Fluttershy slammed the door behind her, her heart still thudded heavily against her chest after running away from the blue pegasus. Several woodland creatures appeared from their various hiding spots to see what was wrong with their caretaker.

A small white rabbit hopped over to tug on Fluttershy’s dress. The yellow pegasus kneeled down and gathered her furry friends in her arms. “I’m sorry, I just… I was feeding Roberta’s friends and a blue pegasus came up to me and… she was so much like Lightning Hoof from Hoofsies! Lover’s Paradise and…” Fluttershy’s face burned red as she thought about the Kitsuna novel she adored.

“Lightning Hoof and Golden Bit, Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle. Would that make me Sweet Plains? But I’m not a Earther, I can’t be Sweet Plains. I can’t be that oblivious to their advances, am I Angel?” She asked the white rabbit. The bunny’s face had formed the face of ‘seriously?’ as he watched his caretaker fumble over one of her animes. “Besides, Lightning Hoof and Golden Bit are stallions, Twilight and Rainbow are mares. And Twilight doesn’t seem as interested in being my special somepony as Rainbow Dash… but Rainbow Dash did say she liked mares and Roberta said she reeked of sex so maybe she was after my body?”

Fluttershy’s face became a darker shade of red. She grabbed the nearest copy of Hoofies! Lover’s Paradise and read through it and her eyes went wide with realization. Lightning Hoof was after Sweet Plains for her body at first but soon started to love her, while Golden Bit was simply friendly but didn’t want a relationship until they spent more time with each other. “Oh dear… I really am Sweet Plains, but how do I solve this? Who do I choose? Who does Sweet Plains choose?” She searched her collection for the final issue before fear took over again.

“The last issue isn’t out for three months… but, I need to know NOW!” Fluttershy cried, falling to the ground defeated. Her birds dropped another manga in her hands, it was a doujin that she ordered straight from Keaton, a doujin of Sweet Plains getting double teamed by both Lightning Hoof and Golden Bit. Some of the pages felt slightly crusty from the odd spill and occasional drool, but it was still in one piece.

As she stared at the manga, a scene of herself being sandwiched between chuckling Rainbow Dash and a calm and collected Twilight, the two worked together to help Fluttershy reach orgasmic bliss. Rainbow licking the back of her neck while her hands fondled her breasts. Twilight kissing Fluttershy deeply and passionately while her fingers probbed the caretaker’s pussy.

Another manga dropped onto her lap, one of which Fluttershy was too embarrassed to look at. It was a manga Fluttershy drew in her spare time, depicting Lightning Hoof and Golden Bit having sex while Sweet Plains watched from a secret vantage point. Her thoughts then turned to Rainbow Dash pinning Twilight down. She’d imagine Rainbow Dash sucking Twilight’s breasts while purple mare’s fingers worked themselves in blue mare’s pussy.

Fluttershy shook her head from such impure thoughts and stood up, looking for something to keep her mind in check. She then had the idea to take a bath, hoping that the soothing waters would keep her mind away from the Duchess or the punk mare she met today.

She turned the water on and began undressing, having some difficulties with her wings erect. Now naked, she slipped her body into the cold waters. The frustration of being stuck in a possible love triangle fading away.

Fluttershy reached over and grabbed a random manga from the collection she had by her tub and began reading. She recently started the Everyday Happiness Cherub’s Arrow manga and after the first book, she felt as if she had to get the entire series. All thirty-five books sat next to the tub with a few others. The manga itself depicted the main character named Red Delicious falling in love with the coolest stallion in school, named Blue Mane only to find out that her love was a coltcuddler.

There were a few heated moments, like when Red Delicious walked in on Blue Mane having sex with another stallion or when Blue found Red masturbating in the janitor’s closet. Fluttershy blushed heavily when she reached a rather interesting part of the manga, Red Delicious having sex with Blue Mane and an unknown stallion.

The water around her began to heat up as she continued to read. After the scene was finished, Fluttershy tossed the book onto the pile and looked for a bathrobe, finding one hanging on the door, she grabbed it and put it on.

She threw the door open and screamed “Angel! Plan C” as she shut her bedroom door. Angel gave a salute and began patrolling the door while his caretaker masturbated to her mangas again.

~Dood~[/hr]

Vinyl waited for her friend to show up, checking her phone for the time every so often. She smiled when she saw the dark blue sports car skidding to a halt before her and out stepped Rainbow Dash. “You called me early? The sex must have been bad.”

“Hey Dash! You still looking for a job?” Vinyl said, smiling.

Rainbow became suspicious but her curiosity was peaked. “Yeah, why?”

“The chick that dicks me needs a driver to get her around the place. The pay is good, you’ll be working with mares only, you can finally move out of my place since there’s a bigger room for ya here, and your boss is the CEO for that magazine you like to finger yourself to,” Vinyl explained.

Rainbow was intrigued, rubbing her chin in thought. “And all I have to do is drive?”

“That and make sure that her cars and junk are in working condition,” Vinyl added.

“Sounds like a sweet gig, and what about you?”

“I’m still going back to Manehatten, I’m just sticking around for the sex while getting you a job,” Vinyl chuckled, getting into her friend’s car.

The two drove for a few seconds until they reached the front doors. They both stepped out and walked up the stairs to enter the door. “Is my boss going to do the interview?”

“Nah, she’ll be too busy fucking me. The butler will be doing your interview, so be nice,” Vinyl said, as they stepped through the double doors. There stood a gorgeous white unicorn. What worried Dash was the lack of cleavage in the dress she wore. “Rarity, this is Rainbow Dash. She’s here to be the driver, now if you’ll excuse me girls.” With that, Vinyl walked towards Twilight’s bedroom, leaving the Butler and prospective driver alone.

“Well, Miss Dash. Shall we begin? We’ll be taking this to the Mistress’ study,” Rarity said, giving a slight bow.

“Do I have to call her Mistress too?” Rainbow asked, slightly annoyed.

“That depends with the Mistress’ preferences,” Rarity answered, motioning the blue mare to follow her.

~Dood~[/hr]

Vinyl opened the door to see Twilight lying on the bed, reading through Silver’s Book of Erotic Magic, wearing only a dress shirt and dress pants from her point of view. “So, what did YOU learn today?” Vinyl said with a big grin.

“A few spells, these are rather complicated… and disgusting,” Twilight said, reading them over. Vinyl’s eyes quickly found a rather large bulge in Twilight’s pants and decided to free the poor creature.

Quickly pulling Twilight’s pants down, Vinyl’s glasses were knocked off by a towering pillar of purple flesh. “I take it you used a spell already?” She asked, a very weak trail of drool forming in the corners of her mouth.

Twilight hid her face behind her book. “I-I needed to see if it worked,” she said, blushing. Vinyl wrapped both her hands around the massive purple pillar, her fingers barely touching around the width of Twilight's meat. She shrugged off her jacket and quickly removed her shirt, letting her decent sized breasts sway in the air. She recalled Twilight being eight inches long, this thing looked like a easy fifteen inches, fifteen inches of sexy mare-dick.

“Did you learn sperm-killer?” Vinyl asked, licking along the side of the huge cock.

“Ye-yeah, it’s active for the next hour so…” Twilight moaned, her hand reached for Vinyl's head and pressed her face and tongue against the purple dick.

“Better get this bad boy ready then,” Vinyl smirked. kissing and licking all over Twilight’s enlarged member.

The Duchess moaned as her hand found it’s place on the DJ’s head, petting the white unicorn while she licked the lilac cock. Twilight’s free hand went to work undoing her dress shirt and rubbing her breasts for added pleasure while she felt the nimble tongue against her enlarged flesh.

Vinyl leaned into the dick and pressed her body against it, pointing it at Twilight while she rubbed her breasts against the massive prick, licking the head as she humped the purple member.

Twilight watched as Vinyl ground her body against the Duchess’ cock, the head leaking pre-cum onto the purple furred tits. Vinyl pressed her own breasts against the purple dick while licking the tip with long careful strokes before smothering it with her tits.

~Dood~[/hr]

“So, Miss Rainbow Dash?” Rarity asked, sitting at Twilight’s desk.

“Yeah,” Rainbow answered, looking over the study.

“What is your skill set with cars and the like?”

Rainbow rolled her eyes. “It’s legal for me to drive anything that doesn’t have more than eight wheels, that includes planes. And no, I’ve never been arrested for improper behavior while driving, maybe a few speeding tickets but I’m as safe as they come.”

Rarity quirked a brow and frowned. “So you’d say you are a safe driver? What do you think of Spark’s Designs?”

“Pretty awesome place, nice sexy mares walking around half naked and all sexy, getting their pic’s taken.”

“And what of Ponyville?”

“Kinda quiet, not like Manehatten.”

Rarity nodded and wrote some notes down. “And what of our Mistress, or your possible boss?”

“Never met her, who is she?”

“Duchess of Everfree, Twilight Sparkle,” Rarity answered.

Rainbow’s blood began to boil when she heard that name. “She’s the BOSS? Fuck that, I’m not working for her. I don’t care what Vinyl says, where is she? I’m going to beat some sense into her.” The blue mare stood up and stormed out of the study, in search of the mistress of the manor. Rarity gasped and followed her in an attempt to rescue her employer.

The angry pegasus heard movement coming from a large door and kicked it open, her eyes bugged out of her sockets when she saw Vinyl riding Twilight, with something impossibly large connecting the two as a good few inches couldn’t enter her white friend. “Interview done?” Vinyl joked as she rocked herself on Twilight, keeping the purple mare’s hands on the DJ’s hips.

“She-she’s the dick mare? This bitch?” Rainbow uttered.

Rarity soon joined the group and gasped. “What in the world?”

Twilight’s eyes shot open when she saw both Rarity and Rainbow Dash at the door. “What the heck? Both of you out, NOW.” She screamed, trying to hide herself.

Rarity nodded and left, shutting the door behind her, but Rainbow stayed there, grinning evilly. “Well, well, well. What’s going on ‘My Little Bitch’?” The blue mare asked, casually walking over to a nearby chair.

“Shut it, I’d freeze you again if I wasn’t pre-occupied,” Twilight snarled, thrusting her hips into Vinyl.

“Looks like you’re a bit busy, stuffing my friend like Hearth’s Warming Turkey,” Rainbow retorted.

“You got ten seconds to leave, or you’ll be spending the night as a ice sculpture,” Twilight warned, glaring at the pegasus, unable to do much other than feel Vinyl ride her dick.

Vinyl cooed in pleasure as her orgasm approached. “You gotta try this cock, Dash. She can make it smaller if it’s too much for you.”

“I’m thinking about it. Would you like to fuck me, Bitch?” Rainbow said, she walked over to Twilight smiling evilly over the purple mare and removing her shirt, showing off her petite breasts.

Twilight glared at the pegasus before a plan formed in her head. “I’m not sure. You look a little too skinny for my dick. Imagine the horror of you gaining five pounds from my cock in your pussy, or worse, my cum,” she replied with a feral grin, her eyes trained on Rainbow’s small breasts, only half a cup larger than Barb’s. Vinyl let out a scream as her orgasm rocked her, her juices fought to escape the overstuffed hole while Twilight pounded the DJ harder.

“What is that supposed to mean, Bitch? You think I can’t take your dick?,” Rainbow retorted, her annoyance was cut short by Twilight’s own orgasm. Her eyes widened when she saw Twilight’s member pump load after load of cum into Vinyl, visibly causing the DJ’s belly to bloat. “Whoa…”

“Chaos damn,” Vinyl moaned, feeling every spurt of cum enter her and flooding along her walls, squeezing past Twilight’s cock and onto the purple fur below. “A lot more than last time, Sparky.”

Twilight slowly recovered from her orgasm and reclined, rubbing Vinyl’s ass in the process. “I’m still kinda new to these spells.”

“Jeez, did you pump a whole foal into her?” Rainbow uttered. Vinyl slowly crawled across Twilight’s body, letting the thick member slip out of her pussy. A deluge of cum flowed out of the white unicorn’s stretched vagina.

“You sure… you don't want a piece of that? It’s kind of a beast,” Vinyl gasped. She fell on Twilight’s chest, her ass high above her head with the purple cock letting out weak spurts of cum on her fur.

Rainbow gave a weak chuckle as her eyes watched the dick rest between her friend’s cheeks, even though it deflated a bit, it still looked like it could break any mare. “Well, maybe not… After all, why should I have sex with some mare that I just met, and don’t like because she was a bitch with her ice spells?”

“They were designed to pacify idiots and jerks, and they did their job well,” Twilight retorted, staring at Rainbow Dash while she rubbed Vinyl’s back.

Vinyl smirked. “Is the great Rainbow Dash backing down from a challenge? If you want, I’m sure Twilight can shrink herself back down to her normal size for ya,” she jested. She let out a moan as she moved off of Twilight and grabbed the spellbook. “Give me a minute to find it.”

“Just let it go Vinyl, It’s rather obvious that ‘My Little Bitch’ doesn’t want to be a part of this. I’d rather not force somepony into a position with which they are uncomfortable with, especially when it will lead to her pride, and more possibly her body, getting hurt,” Twilight said, her cock slowly going soft on her belly, caked with her own cum.

“I know one of you is ‘My Little Bitch’ for some reason and honestly, I don’t care which, so long as I see some hot purple in blue,” Vinyl chuckled, her hand reached over to stroke the purple member back to life.

“What? Fuck you Vinyl, I ain’t fucking this bitch,” Rainbow yelled, stealing glances from the semi-hard cock.

“You always wanted to fuck a dickmare, Dash, now’s your chance. Think of it this way, you do good enough and you might have a job,” Vinyl stated.

“I’m not going to hire someone based on how good of a lay they are. She also doesn’t like me so why should I hire someone that hates me?” Twilight questioned, giving the DJ a questioning gaze.

“Cause she has a tight pussy, and THIS spell will let you feel just how tight she is,” Vinyl said, showing the spell to Twilight, causing the purple mare to blush.

“Not doing it, anyone else but this slut,” Rainbow stated, glaring at Twilight.

“Fine, then. Guess Rainbow really is the chicken shit I thought she was. The one challenge that was easy to take on and she backs out, and with the rewards of being paid to drive someone around all day while also doing your own thing for hours upon hours. It’s just sad,” Vinyl uttered, placing the back of her hand on her forehead, her head hung backwards in faux depression. “I thought I knew you.”

Twilight was about to speak when she was interrupted. “I’m no chicken shit! I just don’t think that thing is going to even fit in at all. You know first hand how fresh and tight I am, Vinyl. Shrink it down and get ready for the best fuck of your life, bitch!” Rainbow bellowed, removing her pants and jumping onto the bed. Her pussy rubbed against the purple member upon impact.

Twilight’s horn glowed once again to shrink her member down to a more manageable size of eleven inches, what Rainbow didn’t expect was the second member growing out of Twilight’s crotch. “What the fuck?”

“Bet ya can’t take two,” Vinyl mocked, stroking the newly made cock.

“I-I can totally take her, bitch,” Rainbow retorted, she lifted herself up and angled both of Twilight’s cocks to her pussy and dropped down, letting both cocks hilt her. “Chaosfuckingharmony!”

“You know one of them was supposed to go in your ass, right?” Vinyl chuckled, watching both dicks twitching in Rainbow’s pussy.

“Shut the FUCK up, Vinyl. Ohh jeez,” Rainbow moaned, slowly moving herself along both lengths. Twilight bit her lip as her hands found their place at Rainbow’s side, guiding the blue mare along the dual lengths.

Vinyl merely chuckled, sat up, and straddled Twilight’s head with her legs. “Start licking,” she commanded, letting out a weak squeal when she felt the purple mare’s tongue against her used sex.

Twilight felt the cocktail of her sperm and Vinyl’s juices slid down her tongue as she licked the white pussy clean. Her hips moving to keep the pegasus on her lap bouncing, and kept the blue mare’s pussy hungry for more. Her cocks squeezed together in the hot depths, their flesh rubbing against each other as they sunk into Rainbow’s pussy, throbbing within the tight hole.

As Rainbow moaned, she quickly found another pair of lips against her own, her hands shot up to keep the kiss going while she rode the unicorn below, tasting more than just saliva on Vinyl’s tongue.

With a screech, Rainbow came hard. Her marehood dripping with a clear liquid that coated Twilight’s dual cocks and matted her fur. Her pussy milked both cocks vigorously, still riding that orgasmic high, hellbent on drinking in Twilight’s seed. They were soon rewarded when both members unleashed their spunk, some of it managed to squeeze out while the rest stayed in Rainbow's womb. “Harmony damn…”

“Told ya she’s a good lay,” Vinyl chuckled, cooing when her own orgasm came, coating Twilight’s mouth in the DJ’s juices, the purple mare greedily lapped up the juices, savouring the sweet and salty taste.

“I’ve… had better… bet she couldn’t go… another round,” Rainbow joked, resting on Twilight’s hips.

The purple mare in question rolled her eyes as Vinyl got off her to lie down next to her. “Listen, you and I both know Rainbow needs an attitude adjustment, right Sparkles?” Vinyl said, her finger was tracing circles on Twilight’s breast. “Show her WHO the bitch is, we’ll both thank you for it.”

Rainbow shakily got off the bed, but her legs gave out, forcing her to bend over the mattress. “Dammit, I think my legs are asleep.”

Watching her dicks shrink back down to their normal size and the second member disappear in a puff of magic, Twilight gave a evil smile of her own as she got off the bed. “That won’t be a problem, you won’t be needing your legs for the next part of your… interview.”

“Wait… I could still ha- nevermind, I don’t want to work for a prissy unicorn bitCH,” Rainbow gasped when she felt a cock pressed against her virgin asshole.

“Sorry you won’t get two this time, my magic is kinda strained after tonight. Hope you don’t mind…” Twilight chuckled as she made a small thrust, penetrating Rainbow’s ass with just the head. “the REAL me.”

“You… ain’t got shit on me,” Rainbow mocked as she felt the cock delve deeper into her rectum, causing her to gasp from the sudden fullness.

“You could be right, but I’m still going to make your ass mine,” Twilight mused, grabbing Rainbow’s arms and using them like handles to drive her cock as deep as it could go inside the blue pegasus.

Vinyl watched with a grin, rubbing her pussy while her loudmouth friend get railed by the dickmare.

“Fuck… you,” Rainbow whimpered, her small breasts bouncing from the impact of Twilight’s hips against her ass.

“That’s something you’ll have to deal with now. Rainbow Dash was it? Guess I don’t need to call you ‘My Little Bitch’ now that I got your name, huh?” Twilight chuckled. fucking Rainbow's ass with more force than she had ever mustered before. “Your ass feels so good though, almost like your ass was made for my dick.”

“Shut… up,” Rainbow moaned. Her eyes rolled back as she came again, but Twilight didn’t let up her thrusting.

Twilight’s smile grew as her hips slapped against Rainbow's rear, her cock being reintroduced to the warm tight orifice over and over again, and feeling it tighten when Rainbow cums, nearly painfully so.

“For fuck’s sake, cum already,” Rainbow cried out, letting her fourth orgasm tingle her spine.

“As you wish,” Twilight cooed, slamming her cock as deep as she could into the blue pegasus’ ass. Filling it with everything her testicles had left from earlier. She pulled out and started stroking her dick, causing a few more strands of cum to coat Rainbow’s ass and back, some of it reaching her wings. “Happy?”

“Fuck… off…” Rainbow muttered, falling asleep on the bed.

“Is she always this pleasant?” Twilight asked, her voice dripping with sarcasm as she looked over the sleeping pegasus.

“Yeah, you get use to her though. I think she needed a good dicking anyways,” Vinyl commented. “Speaking of which.” Twilight immediately felt Vinyl’s hand on her crotch, stroking her cock back to life. “One more?”

“Sure, why not,” Twilight said smiling. Her normal demeanor had been tossed aside the moment she kissed Vinyl, fucking the mare right next to the sleeping pegasus.

~Dood~[/hr]

Twilight sat down at her desk in the study, while Rainbow dropped into a chair in front of her and Vinyl wandered the study, checking out the new set up. The three quickly took showers after they woke up and decided to talk about Rainbow’s possible employment. “So, Miss Dash. Vinyl says you need a job, and I am in need of a driver.”

“Look, let’s just talk money, how much are you going to pay me?” Rainbow groaned.

“Who said I’m going to hire you, especially after witnessing your attitude thus far?” Twilight retorted, glaring at the rainbow-maned mare.

“You shoved two dicks up my pussy than you fucked me… up the ass, and you’re telling me this shit? I oughta-” Rainbow was caught off guard by Vinyl shutting her lips with blue magic.

“Listen Twi, Rainbow is kind of a cunt. But once you get to know her, she’s kinda the best girl to have around when problems show up. I can also vouch for the fact that she’s a pretty damn good driver and pilot, so… you don’t need to pay for taxis or wait for company vehicles or wait until you or Rarity learn how to drive, not to mention the fact that you don't need to go to the airport to fly. It’s a pretty easy decision,” Vinyl said, releasing Rainbow’s lips in the process.

“And what do we do about her attitude?” Twilight asked staring at Rainbow.

“You started it with your ‘My Little Bitch’ thing,” Rainbow spat, returning Twilight’s stare.

“If I recall, you bumped into me and yelled at me for the sake of being an asshole,” Twilight stated.

“Jeez, if someone were to tell me you two just fucked, I would have laughed at them,” Vinyl chuckled, sipping some wine Twilight had in the study.

“Listen Miss Rainbow. As I have said back in Manehatten, the moment I learn your name is the moment I stop calling you ‘My Little Bitch’, so unless you desire me to continue calling you that, then let me know and I’ll stop calling you by your name,” Twilight explained, writing some notes down. “Also, if I do hire you. I ask that you keep your foul language to a minimum. There are young teens running around my manor.”

“Whatever,” Rainbow said, reclining in her seat.

Vinyl grimaced as she realized her friend wasn’t going to get hired and decided to take action. “Twilight, can I speak to you in private?” She asked, leading Twilight away from the desk.

Rainbow watched the two argue about something, Twilight becoming more and more defensive while Vinyl remained calm and collected. She turned her head to see a orange filly down the hall, her mouth agape and eyes wide, as if she just saw the coolest thing ever. Rainbow smirked and gave the filly a wink, not noticing the younger pegasus fainting on the spot when Twilight screamed. “FINE, I’LL HIRE HER!”

“I knew you’d see it my way,” Vinyl chuckled, returning to her seat and wine.

Twilight sat down and glared at the blue pegasus. “Fifty thousand.”

“Fifty thousand what?” Rainbow asked, surprised.

“That’s the average pay for a driver is it not? Fifty thousand a year?” Twilight asked.

Vinyl gave it some thought and replied “It’s more around forty-thousand a year actually, unless they do a damn good job.”

Rainbow was on the edge of her seat once she heard her salary. “Forty thousand and I just have to drive you places?”

“You will have to chauffeur myself, my sister Barb, Rarity since she is technically your superior, and anyone else that I believe needs to use a vehicle and can not drive,” Twilight answered.

"I don’t give a f- I mean, I don’t quite care about that. You are basically giving me money to get ponies from A to B. What about down time? I doubt you’ll have me driving around like a idiot and wasting gas, to earn my cash,” Rainbow questioned.

“You’ll be washing the cars, and if you're done with that… I guess I’ll be paying you to do whatever else I need you to do automotive related like maintence,” Twilight answered.

“In other words Dash, fifteen percent of your paycheck will be you sitting around waiting for Twilight or Barb to ask for a ride,” Vinyl added, smirking.

“What else?” Rainbow continued, wanting to know more about her new job.

“Well, you are welcome to live here in the servant’s quarters. You have access to whatever you need around the manor within reason, but please ask me before taking something,” Twilight said, sighing.

“Cool, uhh… Vinyl?” Rainbow asked, still rather confused. “Could you translate that?”

Twilight placed her face in her palm while Vinyl laughed. “Okay, the rooms here are like twice the size of your room at my place. You can basically use any of the neat things around the house or the pool, if you see something really special looking, you can’t touch unless told otherwise. I believe this place has satellite TV, but… odds are you’ll be looking for Sparks’ porn collection. You still got that, Twi?”

Twilight blushed slightly before turning away from her guests. “Yeah, I hid them so that my family or Barb and her friends won’t accidentally watch them. That includes my Uncle’s pornographic novels and magazines that he hid in the study and den. They were moved to a more secure location in the manor.”

“Best job ever, so when do I start?” Rainbow asked, a big grin on her face.

“You can start on tomorrow, until then… I guess get yourself situated? Drive Vinyl home? I honestly don’t care,” Twilight said, pulling out more files. “I will need a blank cheque so I can actually pay you, by the way.”

“Yeah, yeah. Come on Vinyl, let’s jet,” Rainbow said, getting up from her seat.

Vinyl turned to Twilight and shrugged. “I’ll catch you later Twilight, I think Rarity still has a few more sessions before she’s… not useless?”

“Got it, thank you Vinyl,” Twilight expressed, smiling to the DJ. Vinyl gave a big smile before following her friend. Twilight leaned back in her chair and groaned. “What have I done?” She heard a knock at the door. “Come in.”

Rarity opened the door, confusion etched on her face. Twilight stared at her and screamed. “OKAY, I have a dick. Mystery over!”

“Please forgive my insolence but that failed to be a mystery for a few days, Mistress. But I must ask… is what Vinyl said true about you two having intercourse so she could give me tips on how to be your butler?”

“Yes, that is true. You didn’t seem like a butler to me at first, and after what Vinyl told me about you back in Manehatten, I decided to get a little insurance and maybe get you some assistance, are we clear?” Twilight answered.

Rarity was off put by Twilight's accusations but reluctantly smiled.“V-Very well, and the blue ruffian?”

“I just hired Ms. Rainbow Dash to be our driver, starting tomorrow. If you need a ride, talk to her,” Twilight said. She got up to retrieve the bottle of wine that Vinyl hadn’t finished and swallowed a mouthful in one gulp. “This day has been a train wreck.”

“Very well, but I may need you to be cautious. Ms. Vinyl made a deal with your sister, a way around your lock in exchange for… letting the fact that you two have been mating slide and forgotten,” Rarity said, blushing slightly.

“Things are getting better,” Twilight muttered sarcastically. “Thank you, Rarity. Finish up your current duties then… do whatever you want, you’re free for the rest of the day.”

“I… Are you sure? Anything else I could be of assistance, Mistress?” Rarity asked, with a confused look on her face.

“No, I have Rainbow to set up here and Barb to deal with later, have a good night Rarity,” Twilight said, finishing the bottle of wine off.

~Dood~[/hr]

Barb was ready for bed, her limbs felt weak and sleepy. Other than Twilight’s mystery lover being revealed, the day was rather exciting. Scootaloo thought Barb was the best thing ever until she saw a blue pegasus in Twilight’s study, which worried Barb slightly. They spent their time playing tag outside, which Sweetie Belle won because she knew the layout better than both girls, they watched movies that Twilight got to replace Uncle’s porn collection, and Scootaloo talked them into skinny dipping in the pool, which made the dragon proud to have the largest bust of the three.

On her nightstand sat a key and a note tied to it. Picking it up, Barb’s eyes went wide as she read:

To my biggest fan,

Give your big sis a wet dream, kid.

-DJ Pon-3

Barb’s smile grew as she held the key in her claws and immediately turned to leave the room, stalking closer to Twilight’s room.

Sliding the key into the keyhole she quietly opened the door and snuck in. What caused her to stop in her tracks was Twilight sitting at her desk reading, waiting for her. “Give me the key Vinyl gave you, and go to bed, Barb.”

Barb grumbled as she relinquished her key and walked back to her room. She’ll have to dig up her pictures of Twilight showering for tonight... again.

Author's Note

Thanks Wrabbit(again), neobrony7(again), Peppy Greyskull (again), Blaze3713, Tomas Burns, and Fox Mccloud for looking the chapter over and giving me stuff to work with, dood.

So I'm super worried that no one would like how Fluttershy is an otaku, dood. Rainbow Dash will be less bitchy in the next chapter, promise.

I'm also worried that the sex scene isn't good, so... sorry if you thought it was bad, dood.

Anyways, I'm going to work on ALPHA for mini-series and House Sparkle 8 because I still haven't gotten over my shock of having to write about Colgate putting her dick into Twilight (yes, I'm doing that so that people would get off my case about Twilight not using her pussy in sex, dood) Oh well. Next chapter will have Pinkie Pie, and despite that... it isn't a sex chapter so 'lame, dood.'

I'll make it up to you with the ALPHA chapter, which is pretty much Twilight banging her mares individually for an entire chapter, dood.

Please tell me things about my story, dood.