My Equestrian Adventuresby Pinkamina vs ButchershyChaptersThe dream you can't wake up fromThe place to crashA hell of a nightA huge mistake and two very confused friendsA completely uncalled for outburstHow the hell did i get here anyway?The dream you can't wake up fromBEEP! BEEP! BEEP! "Uhhhhhhhhhh I don't want to get up!" I groaned as i hit the sleep button and slipped out from under the covers. "I fucking hate Mondays!" I groaned as threw my clothes on, skipped breakfast, said goodbye to my grandmother and, drove my moter cycle to school. My friend Brandon Garretson was waiting for me when I arrived. Brandon is about the same height as me with short black hair and weighed at least one hundred and nighty pounds. "What's up man?" He said grinning. "Nothing much just woke up what about you?" I replied. "Same ole same ole you know." he said in a sarcastic tone. I knew why he had that sarcastic tone, it was because I was wearing my deal with it shirt that had Rainbow Dash with shades and a ball cap on the front. "Fuck you and do what my shirt says asshole!" I said only slightly irritated. He raised an eyebrow in mock shock and said, "Okay I get it your pissed I'll shut up jeez, snappy much?" "Sorry but you know I get enough crap as it is." I said still irritated, "Yeah maybe if you would have kept your mouth shut about your fandom then you wouldn't have to kick someone's ass every other day to shut people up." He stated flatly. "I know but after beating the hell out of three guys at once you think they would shut their big mouths for at least a day or two." I replied equally as flat. The day went on as usual. First period science, second math, third reading, fourth history fifth physical education, followed by a lunch of baked chicken, chips, and a fruit cup. Then sixth career prep and, seventh family wellness which was my favorite class because I could be as random and perverted as I wanted to be. The rest of the week went the same as always same bullshit schoolwork, same boring as hell classes, same question boring its way into my head, "When in the hell will we actually need this crap in a real life situation?!" Then Friday came. "Hey man hurry the hell up before I drag you by your jacket and force you to take all that crap to the cabin, I mean honestly how long does it take to put your stuff in a freaking locker," I said with patience (Or rather lack there of.) that would make Rainbow Dash say damn. "Well unlike some people I don't feel like dragging a forty pound backpack around all the fucking time." He replied surprisingly calm, (Which for him is completely out of character.) "I guess I am stronger than you if you cant lug one of these around all day." I said dangling my bag mockingly. I always carried my backpack when im at school for one simple reason. I. Hate. Lockers. They take too long to open, someone's always pushing you when your trying to get it open, I just genuinely hated lockers. "Shut up and lets go already." He said slaming his locker. "Bout freaking time man." I mumbled incoherently. We piled into the SUV with my other friend Cheyenne Hooper. She had bright red hair that reached right below her shoulders and more freckles than even Twilight Sparkle could count. She was about five foot nine inches tall (Same as me.) and at most weighed one hundred twenty pounds. "What took so long guys?" She said with a bored expression. "Well Mr. Slow As Hell here couldn't get his stuff in his locker fast enough, and then he walked so slow we were passed by and old man on a Segway." She laughed at my smartass attitude I always get when I'm impatient. "Oh shut up and drive dickhead!" He spat in a venomous tone. "I'll drive when I drive, got it jackass!" I spat back. "Oh shut the hell up before I have to break a foot off in both your asses!" Cheyenne yelled in in order to shut us up. I grumbled and started the SUV. After leaving the school parking lot we stopped at the gas station and grabbed some snacks and twenty bucks worth of gas. I was guzzling down a MTN. Dew and munching on a Zero bar, while Brandon was drinking a Starbucks coffee and eating a Slim Jim, and Cheyenne had chosen a Pepsi and some Pop Rocks. About half way there I turned on the radio and the first thing I heard was a voice just like Pinkie Pie's high pitched voice yelling "RUN! Turn back while you still ca...." Then there was just static that slowly faded into Ain't no rest for the wicked. "Okay that was officially fucked up!" I said in genuine shock. "Yah it must of been a mixed up frequency with another radio station." Said Cheyenne. (She always was the voice of reason.) "I guess that makes sense." Brandon agreed. "Well whatever it was you guys need to shut up so I can listen to this." I replied while turning up the music to full blast. "No there ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good." I sang along to the song. The rest of the ride was uneventful. We arrived at the cabin as the sun was setting (It struck a surprising resemblance to the cabin on Evil Dead) and we quickly unpacked and turned on the TV. The first thing that came on was Pinkie Pie singing Smile Smile Smile. "Dammit cant you find anything better to watch man?" Brandon said disgusted. "No because this is one of my favorite episodes and you sir can go suck one if you don't like it." I said and shot a evil look at him. "Besides if you would just watch it you might enjoy it." He shrugged and said fine and sat down next to Cheyenne who was trying to just sleep through it. We watched about four episodes and passed out from exhaustion from the long trip. Everything was black and all I heard was Pinkie Pie saying "Oh no no no no no. I told you to turn back but you didn't listen did you? Of course not, no one ever listens to me." When I opened my eyes I was on top of a hill. "What the hell? Where the hell am I?" I tried getting up on my feet but I couldn't stay balanced and fell on all four hooves. "Wait a sec hooves! Holy shit what the hell happened to my feet!?" I looked at my back and saw a pair of wings. I tried looking for my cutie mark as well but it was no where to be found. Then I looked around at my surroundings and saw a mountain with a city on the side and mumbled, "Canterlot Castle?" Oh sweet Celestia what have I gotten my self into?" Author's Note Sorry I cuss a lot deal with it. And the school scenes actually happened, weird huh? And before someone asks why we're in a truck its because it's Friday at that time not Monday and you need to pay more attention when you read lol. The place to crash"Brandon Cheyenne where are you guys!?" I went to run and WHAM! I found myself with a mouth full of dirt. I stood back up and spit out the dirt. "Oh gimme a freakin break..." I, in my haste didn't even consider the fact that I'm gonna have to learn how to walk like a pony... After about thirty minuets of pratice I was able to canter pretty well but I still stumbled when I tried to gallop. I sat on my haunches and said. Okay, lets try this again." I stood and began to trot slowly. Gradually that elevated into a canter and likewise that became a full gallop. I smiled like a mad man and thought aloud, "It's not so bad when you get used to it." I quickly stopped and turned towards the little town and said "Don't worry guys I'm on my way." With that, I was off. I ran as fast as I could not knowing where I was going. Eventually I saw a sort of familiar face. It was none other than Vinyl Scratch herself. In my head I was jumping for joy, but on the out side I was scared out of my mind. I approached her with all my strength and said, "Miss Vinyl Scratch you wouldn't have happened to see any other new ponies around would you?" She stared at me funny and said, "First off just call me Vinyl. Second off no just you. Third off off you have five seconds to tell me how the hell you know my name." She took a couple steps closer then I gulped and said "Sorry Vinyl I don't have time to explain so yah bye!" I did a one eighty degrees turn and ran like hell . I looked back and saw her chasing me so I yelled, "FUHUUUUUUUUUK NAAAAAAAW! Somepony help me this mare is crazy!" "Oh hell no you didn't!" she yelled and lunged at me. I hit the ground with a thud and yelled "Hey get off me lady!" She didn't budge. I struggled as hard as i could but she just wouldn't move. "Aw come on Vinyl get off me please." She looked at me and said "I will as soon as you tell me how the hell you know my name." I sighedd and said "Because I've seen you at Club Canterlot before. You were the DJ and said your stage name was DJ-Pon3." "Yah thats me. I guess I was being a little rash wasn't I?" She stared at me apoligetically and got off my chest. "Well you know me but I dont know you." I stared at her blankly. "In other words what's your name man?" I stared at her and said, "It's Fran" Instant facehoof. ".... I mean Dark Moon." I just barely caught my mistake as my name would be abnormal here. "Nice to meet you Moon. I was just going to meet up with my friend Octy at Sugarcube Corner want to come with me?" "You mean Octavia?" I said. She looked at me strangly and said, "You know Octy?" I mentally facehoofed and said, "Yah she played at last years Gala didn't she?" She nodded and said "Yah that was her alright. Man did that party turn into a fiasco." I chuckled and said "Yep it sure was. The best part was when Pinkie pulled out her party cannon!" We both burst out laughing and she said, "Yah and did you see Rarity smear Prince Blueblood with that cake. Freaking priceless I tell ya." I just nodded as she led me through Ponyville showing me various landmarks. We finally arrived at our destination when I saw a familiar pink mare bouncing by a grey one who had a slight look of annoyance. "Pinkie Pie?!" I thought aloud. A little too loud I noticed as she turned her head and gasped. Before I could even think of another excuse about how I knew her name she had bounced next to me asking, "I've never met you before have I? I mean I have never forgotten a face in my life, and I know every resident of Ponyville. So who are you? How did you know my name? Are you psychic? What's you favorite flavor of milkshake? " I put a hoof up and said, "No we've never met, my name's Dark Moon, I have heard of your extraordinary parties is how I knew your name, no I'm not psychic, and my favorite flavor of milkshake is a mix of pinna colada and strawberry. Did I miss any questions?" Her jaw dropped and she said, "Wow! No one's ever been to answer all my questions in one try. I have a good feeling about you." She bounced away and a few seconds later she came back with a milkshake and seated me between Octavia and Vinyl then bounced back to work. "So where and when did you two meet?" Octavia asked nonchalantly. "Well I was wondering around out earlier side of Ponyville and I said her name, she chased me down wanting to know how I knew her, I told her, she apologized, and here we are now." I replied. "Simple enough for me. So where do you live?" She kept on at me. "Well nowhere at the moment." Their jaws dropped and Vinyl said, "WHAT! Your homeless?!" I grinned sheepishly and said, "You could say that." "Would you like to sleep with us until you get a home?" Octavia asked calmly. I suppressed a laugh at her choice of words and said, "It would be my pleasure to if it's of no bother to either of you kind mares." "Then it's settled, Octy we have a new roommate!" We didn't say much more as we were thoroughly enjoying our drinks. As the sun started to descend they showed me to their home. "Whoa nice pad you've got here guys." I said as I admired the black walls with very little bright things around. "It's not that great unless your into black." Octavia deadpanned. "And there's no coach which means your going to have to sleep with one of us." Vinyl added in a very seductive voice. "So who's it going to be?" Octavia said just as seductive. "I I I I I..." "Lets flip a bit for it." Vinyl said. "Fine by me." Replied Octavia. "Heads for Vinyl tails for Octavia?" I asked. They nodded as Vinyl pulled a bit from her saddlebag. she flipped it and I shut my eyes as it hit the floor. "Boohyah! In your face Octavia!" Vinyl yelled because it had landed on heads. She grabbed me by my right hoof and dragged me to her room. Author's Note If you didn't get the this joke Would you like to sleep with us until you get a home? the joke is she asked me if I would like to sleep with them wink wink hint hint yay sex! A hell of a night(Warning this chapter contains clop. You have been warned.) Upon seeing Vinyl's bedroom I was shocked beyond belief. Even words couldn't describe how surprised I was. Her room of all things was the CLEANIST THING I HAD EVER SEEN! All I could say was "Whoa Vinyl it's so.... clean." "Yah Octy was bitching about how filthy it was, and one night after work I came back and she had cleaned it from top too bottom." She smiled seductively and added, "What do you say we make a mess of things hmmm?" I felt my dick getting hard and she noticed me covering it up ashamedly. She pushed me on to the waterbed and said, "Don't be shy, I want to see it." She pinned my arms down and asked "Can I lick it?" At this point I was scared for one reason only. I was a HUMAN on Earth! It would be so wrong to do a pony wouldn't it? Then again here I am a pony as well so I just don't know! I was about to refuse when I felt her do it any way. She started at the base and worked her tongue all the way to the tip. I moaned as the sensation went all the way through my body she did that a few times before I felt her go to the tip one last time and completely devour it. I felt her tongue massaging my member as her head bobbed up and down while sucking as hard as she could. After a few mind numbing minuets I felt my self getting ready to cum. my legs jerked and twitched as I came hard. I heard slurping noises as she released my cock and she said, "Well that was quite a load you were carrying there Moon." I nodded still gasping for air as she said, "Your turn big guy." I raised an eyebrow as she climbed on top of me and stuck her cunt in my face. Suddenly realizing what she wanted I went right to work lapping away at her pussy. She moaned loudly as I went deeper and deeper into her. After a while I felt her start twitching and jerking and I readied my self for her to cum. When she did l gulped it down greedily and she fell off me panting. I had never had sex until that night and decided it was officially the best thing I had ever done even if it was only oral. And with a pony heh heh. She sat up and said, "Now for the best part." I looked at her and replied, "And what might that be?" When she turned and looked at me I felt my blood run cold and I jumped out of the bed while screaming, "OH FUHUUUUUUUUUK NAAAAAAAW!" "OH MY FUCKING CELESTIA SOMPONY HEEEEELP!" I continued screaming I burst through the bedroom door like a mad stallion and saw Octavia at the end of the hall. "Oh thank goodness your here Vinyl's a fucking vampire! Call the police quick!" I said in a panicked voice. She looked down at me and smiled showing two pearly white fangs of her own then said, "Oh my don't be afraid it only hurts for a second. Then you hardly feel any thing at all." She burst out into an evil laugh while I ran into the kitchen for a knife. I ended grabbing a meat cleaver As they both came around the corner. "Tsk Tsk. You are making this harder than it has to be you know?" Octavia said an she moved with incredible speed and disarmed me with one swift hoof to the face. I fell to the ground with a thud. I could taste the metallic taste of blood and felt some coming out of my nostrils. It was all I could do to get back up to my feet. "Damn that's the first time anypony has even been able to move let alone stand after one of my sucker punches. Your strong as hell I'll give you that, but if you think that you have any chance in hell of beating me, you have another thing coming man." Octavia said quite calmly. I used the last of my strength to clock that bitch a good one in the eye. We both hit the ground after that. the only difference is that she got back up. She leaned over and planted a kiss on my cheek right before the chomped down on my neck and gulped greedily. After about three mouthfuls she switched with Vinyl and she took almost enough to make me pass out. The next thing I saw was quite mysterious as she bit her own hoof and poured her blood into a shot glass from the counter. She came over to me and forced my mouth open and said "Drink up big fella." as she poured the blood into my mouth an massaged my throat to make me swallow it all. Every thing went black after that and I woke up next to Vinyl. (We were laying face to face.) I mumbled "Was it all a dream?" Then her eye's shot open and she said "No it sure wasn't moon." I screamed bolted out the door and ran for the front door when Octavia jumped on my back and said Where in the hell do you think your going fresh meat? You haven't even fed yet. I gulped and said "So what's for breakfast then?" She looked back at me and said "Don't you mean who's for breakfast?" The laughed at her own joke then grabbed me by the hoof and said "Lets get somepony to eat shall we?" All I could do was gulp and think "Fuck!" A huge mistake and two very confused friendsI stared at the door and said, "Wait a minuet doesn't sunlight hurt vampires?" Octavia nodded and said, "It sting a little but after about a week that just stops. And before you start asking dipshit questions like, can we shape shift I might as well tell you what we can do. First you do have supernatural strength and speed, second we can heal at extraordinary speeds, third you only need to feed somewhere about once a week, and forth you are immortal by age but not by weapons like silver or wooden stakes. And last but not least remember you were just supposed to be a meal. We spared you. I nodded and took all this in really well considering the fact that there's one real question burning it's way into my head. If I get home will I still be a vampire? Of course I couldn't ask Vinyl or Octavia because they defiantly would not believe me. I mean it's like I wouldn't believe there was a way to Equestria. And then again I'm still not sure if this is real or if someone slipped something in my drink last night. "So if I was just a meal why did you let me live, and why in the hell did vinyl and you want to fuck me so badly? I'm not even that good looking. At least I don't think so." "Well you are the only one who put up that much of a fight before, and we like to give our meals one last ride before they die." Octavia replied nonchalantly. "Not to mention you aren't half bad looking, and your pretty good in bed." I got a glass of wine and said, "Considering I'm a virgin that's quite a complement." "Your a virgin? Weird." Vinyl said with little interest. "What's so weird about I'm only sixteen." "Really, you look about eighteen to me." Octavia stated. "Okay then. Hey I don't know about you but I for one am thirsty and need somepony to drink. Know any back alley ways we could look through?" I asked with a thirst that wine just wasn't quenching. "Yah there's one by the couches and quills shop we could look through. Since your a fledgling you do need to feed soon, and there's usually a homeless pony or two back there ." Vinyl said with anticipation. "Alright lets go then." I said with hunger in my eyes. Octavia was right about the sun. It only stung a little and it hardly even bothered me at all. Once we were at the alleyway I noticed another male pegasus and a female unicorn which looked good as anypony would, if you were about to drain them dry of their most vital fluid that is. I whispered to Vinyl, "Dibs on the unicorn." She nodded and we prepared to lunge at them. In no time at all we had them both pinned down and prepared to feast on the crimson liquid within. Before I fed I said apologetically, "Sorry lady but a stallion's got to do what a stallion's got to do!" Right as I was about too bite down she yelled, "FRANKIE IS THAT YOU!" I stared into her green eyes and said "Cheyenne?! OH NO! Vinyl stop don't bite him!" I was too late she had already bitten him and was gulping away happily. "Shit!" I yelled as I tackled her off of him. "Brandon is that you?!" He was barely conscious so I looked at Cheyenne and she nodded. "Dammit what am I going to do?" I thought aloud as Octavia set a hoof on my shoulder. "You can save him you know." She said with sorrow in her eyes. I looked at her then back to Brandon and said, "Yes I can. But will he want this?" She shrugged and said "I don't know, but if you don't act soon there'll be no chance at all." I nodded and bit my hoof, then let the blood drain into his mouth. His pupils grew to the point that all I could see was black holes instead of eyes and I knew what was happening already he was slowly blacking out due to the mutation his blood was already undergoing. I shuddered thinking back to last night when I was turned. I turned to Cheyenne and said, "Sorry you had to see that but I'm afraid that I can't undo what has been done." She stared at me and said, "So what happens now?" "Now you get a choice. You can either run away from here and never look back, or you can stay and be turned and stick with us." Octavia interrupted. She looked at Brandon and back to me and whispered with a trembling voice, "Do it then." I needed no further instructions. In a matter of seconds I was on top of her with my new fangs sunk into her neck. The taste was unlike any other I had ever experienced before as I gulped away as much as I could. It was far better than any milkshake I thought to my self. Octavia pulled me off of her and said "That's enough any more and you'll kill her." I couldn't help it I wanted more. But her eyes, those beautiful green eyes were just enough to hold me back. Once again I bit my hoof and poured blood into her mouth and down her throat. This time the eyes turned to pinpoints instead into those black pits like Brandon's. I looked at Octavia but she just said, "Everyone experiences it differently, in fact your eyes changed color, before they were a hazel blue, but now they are a dark red. Fits you perfectly if you ask me." I nodded and said, "How long does it take for them to wake up?" "A couple of hours." Vinyl answered with no expression on her face. "Let's go home and wait for them." I said with dread clear in my voice. They nodded and Vinyl said, "Don't worry about it, oh and when we get home you have a shitload of explaining to do. Like for instance, why did they call you Frankie?" "Dammit!" I thought aloud. Author's Note If you favorite this please hit the like button thank you. ps. if you message me just use P.V.B. which is short for Pinkamina vs Butchershy Yours Truly James Franklin Brown AKA Pinkamina vs Butchershy AKA P.V.B. A completely uncalled for outburstOnce we were back home I laid Cheyenne on Octavia's bed, while Vinyl put Brandon in her room. I slumped down onto the floor and said, "So yall wanted to talk to me?" "Yes, we want your real name, now if you don't mind." Octavia said with pure command. "Dark Moon." I replied. "Stop lying to me right now before I KICK YOU ASS!" Octavia yelled with hatred in her eyes. "You don't scare me lady. Anything you can dish out I can take." I said with no fear. "How dare you disrespect me, you little bastard!" She yelled and attempted to hit me in the face. I quickly blocked it and gave her a bitch slap which caused Vinyl to burst out laughing. "Damn Octy you his little hoe or something HAHAHAHAHA!" Vinyl said with a smile wide as a mile plastered on her face. Octavia had had enough of this. She jumped on top and of my chest and clocked me. Still a little dazed I said, "Is that the best you got. You probably couldn't even hurt a fly with that hit." She was beyond pissed now and started bucking me in the face rapidly. When she stopped she turned back to me and said, "Now tell me your name." "Buck you bitch." I spat at her defiantly. She picked me up and threw me into the wall. With a loud thud I hit the floor and said, "Are you done yet?" "Hardly." She replied with eyes like daggers. Standing up I said with a voice that chilled the room "Well that's too bad because it's my turn now bitch. And just a warning this is going to hurt." She charged at me and I swiftly dodged a hit to the face and grabbed her mane and slung her into the wall head first. She was barely standing after that because her head hit a two by four in the wall. I then turned around and bucked her back into the wall knocking her out cold. I then felt something hit me in the back of the head. I turned and saw Vinyl with a baseball bat. She swung again and hit me in the chest. I hit the floor and she prepared to swing again when I saw a black pegasus with a white mane tackle her in mid air. He said "Are you okay man?!" I smiled recognizing his voice and replied "What the hell took you so long Brandon?" "I guess I was sleeping real good. Now, lets go get Cheyenne and get the fuck outta here." He said still scared. We went down the hall and entered Octavia's room. Once we were next to the bed Brandon grabbed Cheyenne by the shoulders and shook the shit out of her limp body. "That's not going to do any good man. We'll just have to wait until she wakes up." I said worried that he might start slapping her. "What about those things in the other room!" "Their out cold for now. All we need to do is tie them up and we'll be fine." I replied. He simply nodded and I told him to search Vinyl's room for some rope. About two minuets latter while I was searching Octavia's closet, I found a large box which contained three ball gags, some rope, a couple pairs of hoofcuffs, a whip, and a police uniform. I suppressed a laugh and grabbed the ball gags rope, and the hoofcuffs. While leaving the room I called for Brandon. No reply. I called again with the same results. "Dammit dude if your just fucking with me I don't know what I'll do to you." I said approaching Vinyl's bedroom. I opened the door and gasped. Brandon was lying motionlessly on the ground while Octavia was repeatedly stabbing him in the chest. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled as I tackled her off. She hit the floor and slowly got up. She then said "I warned him to surrender but he refused." after she said that she jumped out the open window next to the bed. I hit my knees and cried. Under two days in Pony Ville and one of my friends were already dead? She jumped on my back and put me into a head lock with the knife's blade positioned on my neck. "One move and I'll cut you wide open,got it?" I said nothing as she slowly stood me up. "He'll be fine in a few hours." "What?" I said dumbfounded "I didn't hit his heart so he'll be fine. We heal incredibly fast remember?" I nodded and felt her grip loosen enough for me to slip out but I was still afraid she would slice my throat if I tried. She finally sighed and let go completely and I slid back down to the floor and said, "It's James Franklin Brown." She looked at me and said "What?" "My name is James Franklin Brown but I go by Frankie." "Ok that is the weirdest name I have ever herd before, and I think we should stick with Dark Moon. Agreed?" "Agreed." I replied "So where's Vinyl?" l I asked with worry she might still be mad. "She's sitting in the floor of the living room waiting for us." She said becoming bored with the situation. "Lets get Brandon on the bed and go then." I said with confidence he was going to be fine. After we got his heavy ass (Or plot.) on the bed we headed down the hall towards the living room. The last thing I saw was Vinyl jumping from behind the corner and breaking the baseball bat over my head While I yelled, "SHIT!" Author's Note Octavia gets pissed off when she doesn't get her way. Yay violence! ps if you favorite this please hit the thumb up button How the hell did i get here anyway?Author's Note I usually try to stay away from writing clop because I suck at it lol ps so sorry for the late and small update How the hell did i get here anyway? I hear muffled and distorted voices in the darkness of my mind. I know what happened but I don't know what to expect when I wake. If I could only turn a damn light on in my head. That would be right nice, but of course there's no light switch in your subconscious mind. So I start to walk aimlessly through the inky blackness of what I could only assume to be my heart. (Metaphorically speaking of course.) I eventually saw a light which seemed to be light-years away. So I did the obvious thing and started to walk towards it, but it seemed no matter how far I walked it kept at the same exact distance. I started to turn and walk the other way to see what would happen, and to my great surprise it screamed in a familiar voice, "WAIT, DONT LEAVE!" Shocked I turned back towards it and said, "Who who are you?" "I guess the fun is over." It said in a voice that I knew but couldn't place. The light grew dimmer allowing me to see who it was. It all made sense now. All this strange crap happening. It was all just a game of... "DISCORD!" "Did it really take you that ling to figure out? I mean really shouldn't it have be obvious the whole time any way?" He said in a rather amused tone. "Not really." I said kind of pissed at the fact he was insulting my intelligence. "Well now that's to bad, I suppose you want to go home now?" "NO!" I blurted out causing him to step back a little. "Uh I mean not yet." "Why ever not?" "Because I think there's still fun to be had around here." I said only half lying. He raised an interested eyebrow and said, "What kind of fun are we talking about? The kind you had with Vinyl! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He said and fell on the floor with amusement. I blushed and said, "No. And why were you even watching that any way creep!" "Oh I watched you since you got here. And besides it's not like the first time I've spied on someone's private time." He said getting bored with the subject. "WHAT!" "Did I say that out loud? Oops." "I I I I...." I was at a complete loss for words after that one. "Well this just got awkward. I guess this conversation is over?" I was to dumbfounded to speak after that and just nodded. "Well then Have a good time with Vinyl and Octavia." He snapped his talons and every thing went white. When I opened my eyes I was on Octavia's bed gaged and bound to the bed posts. I started to pull on the hoofcuffs to no avail when suddenly I saw Octavia step out in her cop uniform. She smiled and said, "Your finally awake! Now we can have some fun my way!" I gulped and said in a muffled voice "Fuck." One hour later. "Well that was interesting." I said as she removed the hoofcuffs. "Yah it was fun. And Vinyl was right your cock is big." Octavia said with a satisfied smirk. "Heh heh she said that?" I replied blushing. "Yep." She stared at me silently and said, "Wow you are blushing so hard I can see it through your red coat!" "Yah..... So I don't know if you have noticed yet but me and my friends are blank flanks and need some help getting out cutie marks. Wanna help a fella out?" I said attempting to change the subject as quickly as possible. "Sure, and we did notice. It's rare but not unheard of a pony getting their cutie mark later on in years." She stated flatly. "So where would we start?" Vinyl said and came out of her hiding place. "Uhh, how long have you been there Vinyl?" Octavia said a little creped out. "Long enough to get off." She said with a wide smirk. We were both blushing furiously after that and decided to get back to the blank flank issue. "Well I guess we should start with what I'm good at." I said still blushing. "Sounds good to me!" Vinyl replied eagerly.
The dream you can't wake up fromBEEP! BEEP! BEEP! "Uhhhhhhhhhh I don't want to get up!" I groaned as i hit the sleep button and slipped out from under the covers. "I fucking hate Mondays!" I groaned as threw my clothes on, skipped breakfast, said goodbye to my grandmother and, drove my moter cycle to school. My friend Brandon Garretson was waiting for me when I arrived. Brandon is about the same height as me with short black hair and weighed at least one hundred and nighty pounds. "What's up man?" He said grinning. "Nothing much just woke up what about you?" I replied. "Same ole same ole you know." he said in a sarcastic tone. I knew why he had that sarcastic tone, it was because I was wearing my deal with it shirt that had Rainbow Dash with shades and a ball cap on the front. "Fuck you and do what my shirt says asshole!" I said only slightly irritated. He raised an eyebrow in mock shock and said, "Okay I get it your pissed I'll shut up jeez, snappy much?" "Sorry but you know I get enough crap as it is." I said still irritated, "Yeah maybe if you would have kept your mouth shut about your fandom then you wouldn't have to kick someone's ass every other day to shut people up." He stated flatly. "I know but after beating the hell out of three guys at once you think they would shut their big mouths for at least a day or two." I replied equally as flat. The day went on as usual. First period science, second math, third reading, fourth history fifth physical education, followed by a lunch of baked chicken, chips, and a fruit cup. Then sixth career prep and, seventh family wellness which was my favorite class because I could be as random and perverted as I wanted to be. The rest of the week went the same as always same bullshit schoolwork, same boring as hell classes, same question boring its way into my head, "When in the hell will we actually need this crap in a real life situation?!" Then Friday came. "Hey man hurry the hell up before I drag you by your jacket and force you to take all that crap to the cabin, I mean honestly how long does it take to put your stuff in a freaking locker," I said with patience (Or rather lack there of.) that would make Rainbow Dash say damn. "Well unlike some people I don't feel like dragging a forty pound backpack around all the fucking time." He replied surprisingly calm, (Which for him is completely out of character.) "I guess I am stronger than you if you cant lug one of these around all day." I said dangling my bag mockingly. I always carried my backpack when im at school for one simple reason. I. Hate. Lockers. They take too long to open, someone's always pushing you when your trying to get it open, I just genuinely hated lockers. "Shut up and lets go already." He said slaming his locker. "Bout freaking time man." I mumbled incoherently. We piled into the SUV with my other friend Cheyenne Hooper. She had bright red hair that reached right below her shoulders and more freckles than even Twilight Sparkle could count. She was about five foot nine inches tall (Same as me.) and at most weighed one hundred twenty pounds. "What took so long guys?" She said with a bored expression. "Well Mr. Slow As Hell here couldn't get his stuff in his locker fast enough, and then he walked so slow we were passed by and old man on a Segway." She laughed at my smartass attitude I always get when I'm impatient. "Oh shut up and drive dickhead!" He spat in a venomous tone. "I'll drive when I drive, got it jackass!" I spat back. "Oh shut the hell up before I have to break a foot off in both your asses!" Cheyenne yelled in in order to shut us up. I grumbled and started the SUV. After leaving the school parking lot we stopped at the gas station and grabbed some snacks and twenty bucks worth of gas. I was guzzling down a MTN. Dew and munching on a Zero bar, while Brandon was drinking a Starbucks coffee and eating a Slim Jim, and Cheyenne had chosen a Pepsi and some Pop Rocks. About half way there I turned on the radio and the first thing I heard was a voice just like Pinkie Pie's high pitched voice yelling "RUN! Turn back while you still ca...." Then there was just static that slowly faded into Ain't no rest for the wicked. "Okay that was officially fucked up!" I said in genuine shock. "Yah it must of been a mixed up frequency with another radio station." Said Cheyenne. (She always was the voice of reason.) "I guess that makes sense." Brandon agreed. "Well whatever it was you guys need to shut up so I can listen to this." I replied while turning up the music to full blast. "No there ain't no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good." I sang along to the song. The rest of the ride was uneventful. We arrived at the cabin as the sun was setting (It struck a surprising resemblance to the cabin on Evil Dead) and we quickly unpacked and turned on the TV. The first thing that came on was Pinkie Pie singing Smile Smile Smile. "Dammit cant you find anything better to watch man?" Brandon said disgusted. "No because this is one of my favorite episodes and you sir can go suck one if you don't like it." I said and shot a evil look at him. "Besides if you would just watch it you might enjoy it." He shrugged and said fine and sat down next to Cheyenne who was trying to just sleep through it. We watched about four episodes and passed out from exhaustion from the long trip. Everything was black and all I heard was Pinkie Pie saying "Oh no no no no no. I told you to turn back but you didn't listen did you? Of course not, no one ever listens to me." When I opened my eyes I was on top of a hill. "What the hell? Where the hell am I?" I tried getting up on my feet but I couldn't stay balanced and fell on all four hooves. "Wait a sec hooves! Holy shit what the hell happened to my feet!?" I looked at my back and saw a pair of wings. I tried looking for my cutie mark as well but it was no where to be found. Then I looked around at my surroundings and saw a mountain with a city on the side and mumbled, "Canterlot Castle?" Oh sweet Celestia what have I gotten my self into?" Author's Note Sorry I cuss a lot deal with it. And the school scenes actually happened, weird huh? And before someone asks why we're in a truck its because it's Friday at that time not Monday and you need to pay more attention when you read lol.
The place to crash"Brandon Cheyenne where are you guys!?" I went to run and WHAM! I found myself with a mouth full of dirt. I stood back up and spit out the dirt. "Oh gimme a freakin break..." I, in my haste didn't even consider the fact that I'm gonna have to learn how to walk like a pony... After about thirty minuets of pratice I was able to canter pretty well but I still stumbled when I tried to gallop. I sat on my haunches and said. Okay, lets try this again." I stood and began to trot slowly. Gradually that elevated into a canter and likewise that became a full gallop. I smiled like a mad man and thought aloud, "It's not so bad when you get used to it." I quickly stopped and turned towards the little town and said "Don't worry guys I'm on my way." With that, I was off. I ran as fast as I could not knowing where I was going. Eventually I saw a sort of familiar face. It was none other than Vinyl Scratch herself. In my head I was jumping for joy, but on the out side I was scared out of my mind. I approached her with all my strength and said, "Miss Vinyl Scratch you wouldn't have happened to see any other new ponies around would you?" She stared at me funny and said, "First off just call me Vinyl. Second off no just you. Third off off you have five seconds to tell me how the hell you know my name." She took a couple steps closer then I gulped and said "Sorry Vinyl I don't have time to explain so yah bye!" I did a one eighty degrees turn and ran like hell . I looked back and saw her chasing me so I yelled, "FUHUUUUUUUUUK NAAAAAAAW! Somepony help me this mare is crazy!" "Oh hell no you didn't!" she yelled and lunged at me. I hit the ground with a thud and yelled "Hey get off me lady!" She didn't budge. I struggled as hard as i could but she just wouldn't move. "Aw come on Vinyl get off me please." She looked at me and said "I will as soon as you tell me how the hell you know my name." I sighedd and said "Because I've seen you at Club Canterlot before. You were the DJ and said your stage name was DJ-Pon3." "Yah thats me. I guess I was being a little rash wasn't I?" She stared at me apoligetically and got off my chest. "Well you know me but I dont know you." I stared at her blankly. "In other words what's your name man?" I stared at her and said, "It's Fran" Instant facehoof. ".... I mean Dark Moon." I just barely caught my mistake as my name would be abnormal here. "Nice to meet you Moon. I was just going to meet up with my friend Octy at Sugarcube Corner want to come with me?" "You mean Octavia?" I said. She looked at me strangly and said, "You know Octy?" I mentally facehoofed and said, "Yah she played at last years Gala didn't she?" She nodded and said "Yah that was her alright. Man did that party turn into a fiasco." I chuckled and said "Yep it sure was. The best part was when Pinkie pulled out her party cannon!" We both burst out laughing and she said, "Yah and did you see Rarity smear Prince Blueblood with that cake. Freaking priceless I tell ya." I just nodded as she led me through Ponyville showing me various landmarks. We finally arrived at our destination when I saw a familiar pink mare bouncing by a grey one who had a slight look of annoyance. "Pinkie Pie?!" I thought aloud. A little too loud I noticed as she turned her head and gasped. Before I could even think of another excuse about how I knew her name she had bounced next to me asking, "I've never met you before have I? I mean I have never forgotten a face in my life, and I know every resident of Ponyville. So who are you? How did you know my name? Are you psychic? What's you favorite flavor of milkshake? " I put a hoof up and said, "No we've never met, my name's Dark Moon, I have heard of your extraordinary parties is how I knew your name, no I'm not psychic, and my favorite flavor of milkshake is a mix of pinna colada and strawberry. Did I miss any questions?" Her jaw dropped and she said, "Wow! No one's ever been to answer all my questions in one try. I have a good feeling about you." She bounced away and a few seconds later she came back with a milkshake and seated me between Octavia and Vinyl then bounced back to work. "So where and when did you two meet?" Octavia asked nonchalantly. "Well I was wondering around out earlier side of Ponyville and I said her name, she chased me down wanting to know how I knew her, I told her, she apologized, and here we are now." I replied. "Simple enough for me. So where do you live?" She kept on at me. "Well nowhere at the moment." Their jaws dropped and Vinyl said, "WHAT! Your homeless?!" I grinned sheepishly and said, "You could say that." "Would you like to sleep with us until you get a home?" Octavia asked calmly. I suppressed a laugh at her choice of words and said, "It would be my pleasure to if it's of no bother to either of you kind mares." "Then it's settled, Octy we have a new roommate!" We didn't say much more as we were thoroughly enjoying our drinks. As the sun started to descend they showed me to their home. "Whoa nice pad you've got here guys." I said as I admired the black walls with very little bright things around. "It's not that great unless your into black." Octavia deadpanned. "And there's no coach which means your going to have to sleep with one of us." Vinyl added in a very seductive voice. "So who's it going to be?" Octavia said just as seductive. "I I I I I..." "Lets flip a bit for it." Vinyl said. "Fine by me." Replied Octavia. "Heads for Vinyl tails for Octavia?" I asked. They nodded as Vinyl pulled a bit from her saddlebag. she flipped it and I shut my eyes as it hit the floor. "Boohyah! In your face Octavia!" Vinyl yelled because it had landed on heads. She grabbed me by my right hoof and dragged me to her room. Author's Note If you didn't get the this joke Would you like to sleep with us until you get a home? the joke is she asked me if I would like to sleep with them wink wink hint hint yay sex!
A hell of a night(Warning this chapter contains clop. You have been warned.) Upon seeing Vinyl's bedroom I was shocked beyond belief. Even words couldn't describe how surprised I was. Her room of all things was the CLEANIST THING I HAD EVER SEEN! All I could say was "Whoa Vinyl it's so.... clean." "Yah Octy was bitching about how filthy it was, and one night after work I came back and she had cleaned it from top too bottom." She smiled seductively and added, "What do you say we make a mess of things hmmm?" I felt my dick getting hard and she noticed me covering it up ashamedly. She pushed me on to the waterbed and said, "Don't be shy, I want to see it." She pinned my arms down and asked "Can I lick it?" At this point I was scared for one reason only. I was a HUMAN on Earth! It would be so wrong to do a pony wouldn't it? Then again here I am a pony as well so I just don't know! I was about to refuse when I felt her do it any way. She started at the base and worked her tongue all the way to the tip. I moaned as the sensation went all the way through my body she did that a few times before I felt her go to the tip one last time and completely devour it. I felt her tongue massaging my member as her head bobbed up and down while sucking as hard as she could. After a few mind numbing minuets I felt my self getting ready to cum. my legs jerked and twitched as I came hard. I heard slurping noises as she released my cock and she said, "Well that was quite a load you were carrying there Moon." I nodded still gasping for air as she said, "Your turn big guy." I raised an eyebrow as she climbed on top of me and stuck her cunt in my face. Suddenly realizing what she wanted I went right to work lapping away at her pussy. She moaned loudly as I went deeper and deeper into her. After a while I felt her start twitching and jerking and I readied my self for her to cum. When she did l gulped it down greedily and she fell off me panting. I had never had sex until that night and decided it was officially the best thing I had ever done even if it was only oral. And with a pony heh heh. She sat up and said, "Now for the best part." I looked at her and replied, "And what might that be?" When she turned and looked at me I felt my blood run cold and I jumped out of the bed while screaming, "OH FUHUUUUUUUUUK NAAAAAAAW!" "OH MY FUCKING CELESTIA SOMPONY HEEEEELP!" I continued screaming I burst through the bedroom door like a mad stallion and saw Octavia at the end of the hall. "Oh thank goodness your here Vinyl's a fucking vampire! Call the police quick!" I said in a panicked voice. She looked down at me and smiled showing two pearly white fangs of her own then said, "Oh my don't be afraid it only hurts for a second. Then you hardly feel any thing at all." She burst out into an evil laugh while I ran into the kitchen for a knife. I ended grabbing a meat cleaver As they both came around the corner. "Tsk Tsk. You are making this harder than it has to be you know?" Octavia said an she moved with incredible speed and disarmed me with one swift hoof to the face. I fell to the ground with a thud. I could taste the metallic taste of blood and felt some coming out of my nostrils. It was all I could do to get back up to my feet. "Damn that's the first time anypony has even been able to move let alone stand after one of my sucker punches. Your strong as hell I'll give you that, but if you think that you have any chance in hell of beating me, you have another thing coming man." Octavia said quite calmly. I used the last of my strength to clock that bitch a good one in the eye. We both hit the ground after that. the only difference is that she got back up. She leaned over and planted a kiss on my cheek right before the chomped down on my neck and gulped greedily. After about three mouthfuls she switched with Vinyl and she took almost enough to make me pass out. The next thing I saw was quite mysterious as she bit her own hoof and poured her blood into a shot glass from the counter. She came over to me and forced my mouth open and said "Drink up big fella." as she poured the blood into my mouth an massaged my throat to make me swallow it all. Every thing went black after that and I woke up next to Vinyl. (We were laying face to face.) I mumbled "Was it all a dream?" Then her eye's shot open and she said "No it sure wasn't moon." I screamed bolted out the door and ran for the front door when Octavia jumped on my back and said Where in the hell do you think your going fresh meat? You haven't even fed yet. I gulped and said "So what's for breakfast then?" She looked back at me and said "Don't you mean who's for breakfast?" The laughed at her own joke then grabbed me by the hoof and said "Lets get somepony to eat shall we?" All I could do was gulp and think "Fuck!"
A huge mistake and two very confused friendsI stared at the door and said, "Wait a minuet doesn't sunlight hurt vampires?" Octavia nodded and said, "It sting a little but after about a week that just stops. And before you start asking dipshit questions like, can we shape shift I might as well tell you what we can do. First you do have supernatural strength and speed, second we can heal at extraordinary speeds, third you only need to feed somewhere about once a week, and forth you are immortal by age but not by weapons like silver or wooden stakes. And last but not least remember you were just supposed to be a meal. We spared you. I nodded and took all this in really well considering the fact that there's one real question burning it's way into my head. If I get home will I still be a vampire? Of course I couldn't ask Vinyl or Octavia because they defiantly would not believe me. I mean it's like I wouldn't believe there was a way to Equestria. And then again I'm still not sure if this is real or if someone slipped something in my drink last night. "So if I was just a meal why did you let me live, and why in the hell did vinyl and you want to fuck me so badly? I'm not even that good looking. At least I don't think so." "Well you are the only one who put up that much of a fight before, and we like to give our meals one last ride before they die." Octavia replied nonchalantly. "Not to mention you aren't half bad looking, and your pretty good in bed." I got a glass of wine and said, "Considering I'm a virgin that's quite a complement." "Your a virgin? Weird." Vinyl said with little interest. "What's so weird about I'm only sixteen." "Really, you look about eighteen to me." Octavia stated. "Okay then. Hey I don't know about you but I for one am thirsty and need somepony to drink. Know any back alley ways we could look through?" I asked with a thirst that wine just wasn't quenching. "Yah there's one by the couches and quills shop we could look through. Since your a fledgling you do need to feed soon, and there's usually a homeless pony or two back there ." Vinyl said with anticipation. "Alright lets go then." I said with hunger in my eyes. Octavia was right about the sun. It only stung a little and it hardly even bothered me at all. Once we were at the alleyway I noticed another male pegasus and a female unicorn which looked good as anypony would, if you were about to drain them dry of their most vital fluid that is. I whispered to Vinyl, "Dibs on the unicorn." She nodded and we prepared to lunge at them. In no time at all we had them both pinned down and prepared to feast on the crimson liquid within. Before I fed I said apologetically, "Sorry lady but a stallion's got to do what a stallion's got to do!" Right as I was about too bite down she yelled, "FRANKIE IS THAT YOU!" I stared into her green eyes and said "Cheyenne?! OH NO! Vinyl stop don't bite him!" I was too late she had already bitten him and was gulping away happily. "Shit!" I yelled as I tackled her off of him. "Brandon is that you?!" He was barely conscious so I looked at Cheyenne and she nodded. "Dammit what am I going to do?" I thought aloud as Octavia set a hoof on my shoulder. "You can save him you know." She said with sorrow in her eyes. I looked at her then back to Brandon and said, "Yes I can. But will he want this?" She shrugged and said "I don't know, but if you don't act soon there'll be no chance at all." I nodded and bit my hoof, then let the blood drain into his mouth. His pupils grew to the point that all I could see was black holes instead of eyes and I knew what was happening already he was slowly blacking out due to the mutation his blood was already undergoing. I shuddered thinking back to last night when I was turned. I turned to Cheyenne and said, "Sorry you had to see that but I'm afraid that I can't undo what has been done." She stared at me and said, "So what happens now?" "Now you get a choice. You can either run away from here and never look back, or you can stay and be turned and stick with us." Octavia interrupted. She looked at Brandon and back to me and whispered with a trembling voice, "Do it then." I needed no further instructions. In a matter of seconds I was on top of her with my new fangs sunk into her neck. The taste was unlike any other I had ever experienced before as I gulped away as much as I could. It was far better than any milkshake I thought to my self. Octavia pulled me off of her and said "That's enough any more and you'll kill her." I couldn't help it I wanted more. But her eyes, those beautiful green eyes were just enough to hold me back. Once again I bit my hoof and poured blood into her mouth and down her throat. This time the eyes turned to pinpoints instead into those black pits like Brandon's. I looked at Octavia but she just said, "Everyone experiences it differently, in fact your eyes changed color, before they were a hazel blue, but now they are a dark red. Fits you perfectly if you ask me." I nodded and said, "How long does it take for them to wake up?" "A couple of hours." Vinyl answered with no expression on her face. "Let's go home and wait for them." I said with dread clear in my voice. They nodded and Vinyl said, "Don't worry about it, oh and when we get home you have a shitload of explaining to do. Like for instance, why did they call you Frankie?" "Dammit!" I thought aloud. Author's Note If you favorite this please hit the like button thank you. ps. if you message me just use P.V.B. which is short for Pinkamina vs Butchershy Yours Truly James Franklin Brown AKA Pinkamina vs Butchershy AKA P.V.B.
A completely uncalled for outburstOnce we were back home I laid Cheyenne on Octavia's bed, while Vinyl put Brandon in her room. I slumped down onto the floor and said, "So yall wanted to talk to me?" "Yes, we want your real name, now if you don't mind." Octavia said with pure command. "Dark Moon." I replied. "Stop lying to me right now before I KICK YOU ASS!" Octavia yelled with hatred in her eyes. "You don't scare me lady. Anything you can dish out I can take." I said with no fear. "How dare you disrespect me, you little bastard!" She yelled and attempted to hit me in the face. I quickly blocked it and gave her a bitch slap which caused Vinyl to burst out laughing. "Damn Octy you his little hoe or something HAHAHAHAHA!" Vinyl said with a smile wide as a mile plastered on her face. Octavia had had enough of this. She jumped on top and of my chest and clocked me. Still a little dazed I said, "Is that the best you got. You probably couldn't even hurt a fly with that hit." She was beyond pissed now and started bucking me in the face rapidly. When she stopped she turned back to me and said, "Now tell me your name." "Buck you bitch." I spat at her defiantly. She picked me up and threw me into the wall. With a loud thud I hit the floor and said, "Are you done yet?" "Hardly." She replied with eyes like daggers. Standing up I said with a voice that chilled the room "Well that's too bad because it's my turn now bitch. And just a warning this is going to hurt." She charged at me and I swiftly dodged a hit to the face and grabbed her mane and slung her into the wall head first. She was barely standing after that because her head hit a two by four in the wall. I then turned around and bucked her back into the wall knocking her out cold. I then felt something hit me in the back of the head. I turned and saw Vinyl with a baseball bat. She swung again and hit me in the chest. I hit the floor and she prepared to swing again when I saw a black pegasus with a white mane tackle her in mid air. He said "Are you okay man?!" I smiled recognizing his voice and replied "What the hell took you so long Brandon?" "I guess I was sleeping real good. Now, lets go get Cheyenne and get the fuck outta here." He said still scared. We went down the hall and entered Octavia's room. Once we were next to the bed Brandon grabbed Cheyenne by the shoulders and shook the shit out of her limp body. "That's not going to do any good man. We'll just have to wait until she wakes up." I said worried that he might start slapping her. "What about those things in the other room!" "Their out cold for now. All we need to do is tie them up and we'll be fine." I replied. He simply nodded and I told him to search Vinyl's room for some rope. About two minuets latter while I was searching Octavia's closet, I found a large box which contained three ball gags, some rope, a couple pairs of hoofcuffs, a whip, and a police uniform. I suppressed a laugh and grabbed the ball gags rope, and the hoofcuffs. While leaving the room I called for Brandon. No reply. I called again with the same results. "Dammit dude if your just fucking with me I don't know what I'll do to you." I said approaching Vinyl's bedroom. I opened the door and gasped. Brandon was lying motionlessly on the ground while Octavia was repeatedly stabbing him in the chest. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I yelled as I tackled her off. She hit the floor and slowly got up. She then said "I warned him to surrender but he refused." after she said that she jumped out the open window next to the bed. I hit my knees and cried. Under two days in Pony Ville and one of my friends were already dead? She jumped on my back and put me into a head lock with the knife's blade positioned on my neck. "One move and I'll cut you wide open,got it?" I said nothing as she slowly stood me up. "He'll be fine in a few hours." "What?" I said dumbfounded "I didn't hit his heart so he'll be fine. We heal incredibly fast remember?" I nodded and felt her grip loosen enough for me to slip out but I was still afraid she would slice my throat if I tried. She finally sighed and let go completely and I slid back down to the floor and said, "It's James Franklin Brown." She looked at me and said "What?" "My name is James Franklin Brown but I go by Frankie." "Ok that is the weirdest name I have ever herd before, and I think we should stick with Dark Moon. Agreed?" "Agreed." I replied "So where's Vinyl?" l I asked with worry she might still be mad. "She's sitting in the floor of the living room waiting for us." She said becoming bored with the situation. "Lets get Brandon on the bed and go then." I said with confidence he was going to be fine. After we got his heavy ass (Or plot.) on the bed we headed down the hall towards the living room. The last thing I saw was Vinyl jumping from behind the corner and breaking the baseball bat over my head While I yelled, "SHIT!" Author's Note Octavia gets pissed off when she doesn't get her way. Yay violence! ps if you favorite this please hit the thumb up button
How the hell did i get here anyway?Author's Note I usually try to stay away from writing clop because I suck at it lol ps so sorry for the late and small update How the hell did i get here anyway? I hear muffled and distorted voices in the darkness of my mind. I know what happened but I don't know what to expect when I wake. If I could only turn a damn light on in my head. That would be right nice, but of course there's no light switch in your subconscious mind. So I start to walk aimlessly through the inky blackness of what I could only assume to be my heart. (Metaphorically speaking of course.) I eventually saw a light which seemed to be light-years away. So I did the obvious thing and started to walk towards it, but it seemed no matter how far I walked it kept at the same exact distance. I started to turn and walk the other way to see what would happen, and to my great surprise it screamed in a familiar voice, "WAIT, DONT LEAVE!" Shocked I turned back towards it and said, "Who who are you?" "I guess the fun is over." It said in a voice that I knew but couldn't place. The light grew dimmer allowing me to see who it was. It all made sense now. All this strange crap happening. It was all just a game of... "DISCORD!" "Did it really take you that ling to figure out? I mean really shouldn't it have be obvious the whole time any way?" He said in a rather amused tone. "Not really." I said kind of pissed at the fact he was insulting my intelligence. "Well now that's to bad, I suppose you want to go home now?" "NO!" I blurted out causing him to step back a little. "Uh I mean not yet." "Why ever not?" "Because I think there's still fun to be had around here." I said only half lying. He raised an interested eyebrow and said, "What kind of fun are we talking about? The kind you had with Vinyl! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He said and fell on the floor with amusement. I blushed and said, "No. And why were you even watching that any way creep!" "Oh I watched you since you got here. And besides it's not like the first time I've spied on someone's private time." He said getting bored with the subject. "WHAT!" "Did I say that out loud? Oops." "I I I I...." I was at a complete loss for words after that one. "Well this just got awkward. I guess this conversation is over?" I was to dumbfounded to speak after that and just nodded. "Well then Have a good time with Vinyl and Octavia." He snapped his talons and every thing went white. When I opened my eyes I was on Octavia's bed gaged and bound to the bed posts. I started to pull on the hoofcuffs to no avail when suddenly I saw Octavia step out in her cop uniform. She smiled and said, "Your finally awake! Now we can have some fun my way!" I gulped and said in a muffled voice "Fuck." One hour later. "Well that was interesting." I said as she removed the hoofcuffs. "Yah it was fun. And Vinyl was right your cock is big." Octavia said with a satisfied smirk. "Heh heh she said that?" I replied blushing. "Yep." She stared at me silently and said, "Wow you are blushing so hard I can see it through your red coat!" "Yah..... So I don't know if you have noticed yet but me and my friends are blank flanks and need some help getting out cutie marks. Wanna help a fella out?" I said attempting to change the subject as quickly as possible. "Sure, and we did notice. It's rare but not unheard of a pony getting their cutie mark later on in years." She stated flatly. "So where would we start?" Vinyl said and came out of her hiding place. "Uhh, how long have you been there Vinyl?" Octavia said a little creped out. "Long enough to get off." She said with a wide smirk. We were both blushing furiously after that and decided to get back to the blank flank issue. "Well I guess we should start with what I'm good at." I said still blushing. "Sounds good to me!" Vinyl replied eagerly.
