Your name is Chiaki Matsuda, or as you are more commonly referred to "Murderface", and you are a magical girl. Not just any magical girl though, you are the newly minted Warmaster of the 9th Officio Assasinorium and right hand to the 9th incubator Kyuubey. For your first assignment you expected something more fitting your new station, not to be tasked with glorified guard duty for some foreign wedding, even more shocking is when your principals turn out to be a bunch of multi-colored horses. Yea your going to need to a stiff drink to make it through this one.

This is told from a second person point of view. I am sticking with the teen rating but expect there to be some minor blood and gore, and some coarse language in the story.

This is a cross-over between Magical Girl Noir Quest by Deculture and MLP FIM by our lord and savior Lauren Faust. Cover art is also by Deculture. I OWN NOTHING THIS IS A STRICTLY NON PROFIT FAN WORK!