Chartink and Juice go to Equestria

Sitting on their couch, Chartink and Juice were watching My Little Pony for the past three days. Piss jugs were around the couch along with some empty Beef-Jerky bags and Skittle wrappers. As soon as they were done with their last episode of season 3, a huge ass pair of glowing black hands came out of the TV.

Not knowing what was going on Chartink screamed " SWERVE! Fuck this shit" and tried to jump out the window the hands while Juice was hiding under the couch. The hands finally got Chartink and pulled his crazy ass into the TV. The hands then came back for Juice but could not find him. The Hands started getting mad has hell because it could not find Juice. It started to throw shit around the room, and found Juice under the couch chewing on 2 day old cheese curls.

All he could do was say "Hay" before he was dragged into the portal.

When the two woke up a bunch of pansies were poking dull ass spears at them like they were dead animals. Chartink grasps one spears and takes the spear and started poking the shit out of one of the spear-less guard. He eventually stops and says " Hey you guys want some lemon-aid?"

They all nodded their heads in agreement, so Chartink pulls down his pants and pisses on all of the guards. The guards seemed to not take this to well and grabbed Chartink and Juice who was laughing his ass off.

They brought them to Celestia, meanwhile Chartink was still pissing on the poor guard who was carrying him. The yellow guards threw Chartink and Juice an the ground in front of Celestia. She seemed tired so to lighten the mood Juice offered to bake her a cake. Excited by this idea, Celestia let him and Chartink go. Juice went into the kitchen and started to bake her a cake. But instead of using frosting, Juice used his poop to top the cake. Leaving it on the table in Celestia's thrown room Juice and Chartink walk out of the castle. As soon they left the castle the two heard Celestia scream in her equestrian voice " WHO THE FUCK PUT SHIT IN MY CAKE?!?!?!?!"

Not looking back, Chartink and Juice sprinted away from the castle. As soon as they were at least a couple miles away from Canterlot they fell to the ground tired as hell.