Chartink and Juice go to Equestria

Rainbowdash was passing through the sky, and it sounded like a fucking jet. Chartink looked up at the sky and yelled" SLOW THE FUCK DOWN"and flipping her the bird. Knowing that she probably couldn't hear or see him.

Before Chartink could sit back down Rainbowdash flew to him and put her nose up to Chartink's face. Rainbowdash then said in a squeaky voice " Hay, you better apologize to me or i'll beat ya" while punching the air with her hooves.

Chartink then said "Sorry" while rolling his eyes. Satisfied with this Rainbowdash nodded her head in acceptance,but she really want to fight.

Juice got up from his nap and jumped on the rainbow maned Pegasus and smelled her. " Oh my god she smells like fucking skittles" shouted Juice. Rainbowdash seemed to not take this kindly and proceeded to kick Juice off of her back.

Chartink then yelled excitedly " SKITTLES" and started to smell Rainbowdash too. Angered by this the Rainbow colored mare kicked Chartink off too and flew away from the two.

Juice then spotted Ponyville off in the distance on top of a large hill. The two embodiment of anarchy proceed to walk towards the defenseless town called Ponyville.

"That Rainbowdash is a lesbian" Chartink says to Juice.

"Oh ya she was, glad i'm not a girl" Juice said in agreement.