Chartink and Juice go to Equestria

When Chartink and Juice entered the town a bunch of ponies ran away screaming like pussies. But Chartink and Juice were not bothered by this because they frankly didn't give a fuck. When they came to the center of the town there was this huge ass tree called Golden Oaks Library. Juice was about to open the door but Chartink pushed him out of the way and kicked down the door instead and yelled "WERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?"

Startled by this, some purple pony screamed in terror and shot Chartink with a magical blast, but it missed.

Chartink then said "Hay my name's Chartink and this is Juice, we came from your Ma's closet"

Twilight had gotten over her shock and says in a uptight tone "My name is Twilight Sparkle and my Mother doesn't have a closet in her home." A lizard thing came down the steps and said"Twilight, what going..." but trailed off after it see Chartink and Juice and screamed like a pussy and fell down the stairs.

Juice said" Twilight Spackle, your pet is funny."

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, not Spackle" Twilight said in a irritated tone,"And what are you anyway"

Juice says " We are the boogeyman, and we are hear to take all of your books" Twilight screamed in horror and blasted Juice through the wall and crashed into a mud puddle getting a white pony with purple hair all muddy, who looked at herself and fainted onto a bench that so happened to be next to her.