Pewdiepie and his quest of awesome

Pewdie Woke up i a Heep shooting upward out of the bed he was sleeping in but then crashes with a GAH! Pewdie had bandages wrapped around his stomach to his arm it made him stiff but when he unwrapped himself he found no wounds not even a scratch. Pewdie stopped as he put his hand in front of his face except they wasn't hands they was hoofs. Pewdie the panicked once again but this time more historical. He began touching his face repeatedly then gave his nose a gentle tap but that wasn't a nose neither it was muzzle/snout. Pewdiepie was more freaked out then ever more freaked out then that time when he played one late night. Pewdie launched up again turned his head as soon as he was a bouts to start shouting random things he saw a barrel...with glasses...and had a sigh saying sup. Pewdie looked at the barrel for about 5 minutes...He finally flipped.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WHY AM I A DOG HORSE THING?! AND WHY THE FAHK IS THERE A BARREL IN HERE and.....WHERE THE HELL AM I!" Pewdie shouted as he took a breath after all that shouting.

"WHAT WHATS GOING ON IS SOMETHING KILLING YOU?" a Pony with a brown coat and spiked mane with the same as his tail. Pewdie looked at the unsuspected guess.

"Jesus Pewds you scared the crap out of me." the brown stallion said sitting down on a near bye chair.

"Who the hell are you?", said Pewdie more filled with fear and shock then anything else.

"Me? oh i'm just a local shocking isn't it ps your in Equestria,Ponyville you not dog or horse your a pony aaaand i'm Collin my real name" the brown mare like stallion said under one breath.

"Oh yeah yeah but why the Chuck Norris's noise hairs is there a barrel in here it wasn't there before?", said Pewdie looking more confused than ever now.

"Oh?" Collin said raising a eye brow and turning his head frantically until coming to a sudden halt "what barrel?" asked Collin

Pewdie looked around...there wasn't no barrel. Pewdiepie stood up he was a little wobbly at first but what do you expect hes a quadruped now BUT ANYWAY! Pewdie started to walk in to the bathroom of course he fell like 13 time Collin did nothing about it because he was in that same situation when he first came here. Pewdie walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror he saw a fist balled pointing outward on his flank he was still blond although his mane looked like junk as if Marzia hit him with a pan again. Pewdie was a standard earth pony no wings no horn just a plane old horse(ERM pony).he rotated a little to see the rest of him he looked like him only NOT HIM. Pewdie turned to Collin who was sitting on the couch apparently asleep and nuzzled in. Pewdie walked outside only to find out that there was ponies...ponies every where. Pewdie's left eye started to twitch (its official Pewdie has died and gone to hell what a shame.) Pewdie started to walk down the dirt road put on a fake smile and tried to look as friendly as possible so he wont get 'raped killed o o O maybe even mugged oh goodie' he thought only to be interrupted by a pink blur talking him to the floor.

"GET OF OFF ME YOU CRAZY SON OF A" Pewdie said only to get interrupted again as a another voice yelled except this time it belonged to a purple unicorn.

"Pinkie get off of him!" yelled the mysterious yet sudden arrival. The pink pony listened to the sudden voice.

"BUTTWILIGHTDOYOUKNOWWHATTHISMEANIMEANIKNOWWHATTHISMEANITSANOTHERPONYBUTNOTANYOTHERNORMALPONYBUTANEWNORMALPONYWHOHASJUSTARRIVEDHERE SOOOOOOO PARTY TIME! The pink pony said all under one breath but still managed to shout it. The purple unicorn looked at the pink pony with the wuuuuut? face but instead just face hoofed. Pewdie finally said something and this is what came out of his mouth 'Hi I'm Pewdie the YouTuber I'm guessing you don't have any computers oh and its ok that your friend tackled me. He said

"Oh no my apologies pinkie tends to get exited when she meets new ponies" the purple pony said with a smile

-REALITY-

"Who the brofisting nipple twisting  most revolting shit ball are you?" said Pewdie backing up still on the floor.

"Brofisting nip revolting WHAT!?" The purple unicorn shouted out more confused probably even more than Pewds. Pewdie got up not even sure what he said. 'probably need to got check with the doc and ask if I have turrets' Pewdie thought to himself putting a hoof under his chin. Pinkie stared at Pewds and so did the purple unicorn.

"I am Twilight, Twi-" the purple unicorn was about to finish until Pewds interrupted her.

"Yeah yeah twilight sparkle element of harmony considering your the most pony all bronies put into there game I'm quite fond on who the hell you are. Pewdie said getting up and dusting himself off. Twilight was puzzled she had no clue on how he knew her what's a brony and do ponies actually put her into games? Pewdiepie saw Twilight confused.

1. He knew that twilight wasn't aware that she's from a little kids show

2. He knows that she doesn't know that he's from a alternate universe

3. How the hell can the pink one can talk so quickly yet sow loudly I don't really know

4. And  she doesn't know what a brony is...great

Pewdie looked at the confused unicorn and spoke

"I uhh mean uh that your....FROM CANDYLOT! hehe" Pewdie said as he put on another fake smile.

GOOD JOB ME A+

Twilight put on a even more confused face.

"You mean Canterlot?" Twilight asked with a 'not amused' face Pewds nodded he was going to say yes but instead got talked again by a pink blur again.

"WHERE IS THIS CANDLYLOT YOU SPEAK OF!" Pinkie said narrowing her eyes on Pewdie's 'sort of looking down his soul. Twilight pushed pinkie off of him and stood on top of her (no shipping here hehe). Twilight narrowed her eyes and said 3 words

"Calm down NOW." twilight said flatly. Pinkie let out a small yet audible ok (yup no shipping here at all).

Pewdie started to sneak away but of course Twilight caught him levitated him and looked at the 2 slightly pissed off.

"You me Pinkie sugar cube corner nooow!" Twilight said still irritated

-Sugar Cube Corner-

"answers now" said Twilight annoyed the mane 5 was there also not including twilight since she's inte

"You know I have some muffins at home and tons of Bros waiting for me so I should probably-" said Pewdie slipping out of the chair but then got teleported back in it by twilight

"I'm sure you do I'm sure you are not having a good day but neither am I-" said twilight but got cut of by a giant explosion.

"what in da' hay was that?" asked Applejack chocked from the sudden noise

"Oh I hope it wasn't something to bad" said Fluttershy slowly hiding under the table

The mane six turned there heads to several more explosions. Pewds took this opportunity to run for it but as soon as he got out the back pantry room he saw barrels...barrels everywhere. Some exploding some giant ones rolling over ponies and some just sitting there about 50 ponies made it inside the sugar cube corner without it finally getting crowded. 'What the hell is going on!' Pewdie thought as he tried to make his way though the crowd in one piece. The sky was a weird color the houses and parks destroyed and the sky was a odd color. There was pony bodies just lying on the floor outside and there was tons a barrel on the roof (to make this more happy they were having a party). Tons of ponies in the room were all murmuring no stop some crying and some fighting. Then all of a sudden a golden/bronze pony wearing a long hoodie splitting were his flank starts the pants finishes the touch.

" Every pony just CHILLOUT!" said the very familiar voice that kept on gashing at the back of Pewdie's head. He went even quicker though the crowd and finally got to the middle of the sweet shop Pewdie looked up at the pony who's voice it belonged to and stuttered these words.

"S-s...Stephano is that... you?" Pewdie said quivering. The golden pony looked down from the table he was on and jumped down and said these 2 words.

"Elloz Pewdie" said the pony with a sly grin. "I've been waiting for you" he continued.

"NO your not~'" said Pewdie but Stephano quick put his hoof on Pewdie's mouth.

"follow me" he whispered as he let go of the shocked gamers mouth. And with that the golden pony shouted he and Pewds is going to fi what's going on as he ran through the door and into the barrel war field  quickly trailed by Pewdie.

"Not on my watch" said the purple unicorn narrowing her eyes on the duo disappearing in the distance and dust. She then teleported.

-Ponyville road-

"Where are we going?" asked the confused Pewdie

"Pewdie I know a lot iz going on right now in your head but as soon as we get there I answer all your questions." Pewdie said in his usual accent. Pewdie looked down at his hoofs that were trotting 'didn't take long for me to walk eh?' thought Pewdie.

"HALT!" Said a familiar voice "I'm coming to, I know what the hell is going on so I'm coming" said Collin.

"ya sure fine just hurry the hell up because I need answers NOW!" said Pewdie getting very inpatient. Now it was a trio.

"Hehe everything is falling right into place this wont be long until I become ruler of the multiverse but that little Stallion Stephano and Collin is going to get in the way though. No worries ill just send in EvErYtHiNg  -insert evil laugh here-

END OF CHAPTER 2!