Pewdiepie and his quest of awesome

by Deathmolisher

Mind F much? (litteraly)

Previous Chapter

"Ok Pewdie were here ask-" said Stephano once again got cut off by Pewdiepie

"WHAT IS GOING ON!" Pewdie shouted pointing is right hoof. "YOUR NOT REAL YOUR FAKE YOUR A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION YOUR FROM A VIDEO GAME AND WHY ARE THERE BARRELS DESTROYING EVERYTHING!" Pewdie said panting after that loud shout.

"Ok Pewdz ill tell you... The barrels want to kill you. You probably have the most random imagination in the entire world scratch that, universe! Pewdie if the barrels get a hold of your mind they can control you and take away all your memories and replace them with different ones and force those new memories to become reality" said Stephano stopping to take a breath from all that running and explaining. "You are now in a dream like world your in the real world still just not quite there all the way the time and stuff is all messed up for a lot of your imagination is coming back to haunt you. I'm a form of one of your memories/imagination fragments. The barrels will destroy every thing that get in there way of universe domination and you and Collin might be able to stop them but we might run into some problems but lets not get into some details."

"what do you mean by this kid can help." asked Pewdie pointing his left hoof at the brown Pegasus. Collin lifted one of his hoofs and sparks came out of it.

"I control electricity I use it as a weapon I also control lighting too.' Collin said with the I approve nod and pride to the proud look on his face.

"AAHA!." Shouted a familiar voice know to the trio that just witnessed to them was a jump scare

"Twilight!....Jabesus you scared me" said Pewdie recovering from the sudden shout.

"I knew you guys knew what was going on!" Said Twilight.

"Of course he knows but why would we tell any pony WAT THE HELL IS GOING ON its just going to cause more bucking Chaos!?" Shouted Collin and the now some what intimidated Twilight.

" Anyway Pewdz you have to listen to me your in danger and we don't know what's going on." said Stephano taking off his hoodie  Showing Stephano (real golden statue human version) on his flank. Pewdie looked at it in shock.

"Stephano why are you on you but your you?" said Pewdie staring at the miniature Stephano.

"Inception Pewdz Inception." said Stephano putting it in his saddle bag but then its disappeared leaving  behind the hoodie. Stephano picked up his hoodie off the ground and tied it around his ponified waist.

"Erm who cares about bags any~" said Pewdie but stopped when he heard some rustling in some bushes. then a pig zoomed out a rotted half ate killed pig ran out the jumped on Pewdie's face and started to hump rapidly and repeatedly. Yelling 2 words...

"IM PUMP!" said the dead pig still humping Pewdie's head.

"Jezuz Piggeh get off of him you hormone sex crazed piglet!" Stephano said making gestures with each word. Pewdie stood up on his hind legs and used his to hoofs to get the dead rapist off his face.

"Jeez Pewdz if you didn't want my body you of just said so." said Piggy back flipping off Pewdie's face.

"p-p-PIGGEH?!" said Pewdie in shock if he was dreaming we would of woke up from fear of that dead pig's (erm you know.)

"In the dead flesh baby." said the pig circling himself. Twilight stopped processing what was going on when Sephano's saddle bag disappeared with no magic in the area other than hers. Now it really stopped working when the dead pig came and was able to talk and back flip but was dead and about a decade dead and decayed.

"I um." she started off. "OK I got a couple of questions FIRST. why did the barrels choose this place for Pewdiepie to go.

SECOND. Why is that pig alive even though its dead how can its talk and why is um. Twilight stopped talking mostly because everybody gave her that 'shut up' face and she figured that she isn't going to get answers.

"Anyway lets get down to business." Piggy put on a serious face "I'm guessing Stephano told you everything?" Pewdie nodded "So I'm Guessing you know what's going on?" Pewdie put up a hoof and then twisted it back and forth saying "NEH"

"Good enough for me" said Piggy showing Pewdie the shard like diamond part thing "This is called a imagination shard or as i like to call them IM shards, Anyway destroy this and it will trans port you to another memory k?"

"Of course!" Said Collin flapping his wings and starting to levitate "Piggeh destroy the thing already!"

Pewdie looked up at Collin the a Piggeh real quick then ran after him but it was to late because after Piggeh threw that IM shard on the floor a portal opened up.

_-Middle of nowhere 11:20 Japan-_

VVVVVVvvvvRRRROOOP!

THUD*

"Ow jeez next time can you tell that crazy pig to not maby land us on our head next time?" Twilight said getting up rubbing her head.

"Ill see but that damn pig doesn't listen to me for anything." said Collin getting up and shaking his head.

"Get your fat (censored) OFF OF ME!" said Pewdiepie pushing Stephano 2 ft into the air but Stephano landed it like a boss.

"Ok Where the hell are now?" Said Pewdie looking around his scenery.

"looks like Japan close to midnight even might be a sweets shop somewhere." Collin siad starting to drool as his pupils started to twirl.

"Dangit COLLIN! why did you give Piggeh the go ahead to destroy that IM shard huh?! i dont even know if my own memories can hurt me or not!" Said Pewdie gesturing his hoofs all over the place.

tap tap tap

"shh! did you hear that Pewdz?" Said Stephano going spy mode.

"Maybe it was Mohammad on his period." said Collin noticing the noise also.

"nah no it sounds like.... Hoofsteps?" said Twilight joining the fray.

FOOT STEPS!" said all three of the stallions.But it really was footsteps not hoofsteps, It was from a human.

"Are zere humans in zis unaverze." said Stephano with a stronger accent then before.

"No...well there are "some" humans but there quite weird... i mean i never saw them my self but from what i heard the pretty wacky" Twilight said Turning her head towards the approaching footsteps. Stephano drew his sword (Did you forget he had a sword silly?) and put it in front of him Collin summoned his Equestrian staff Twilight went into her battle pose and Pewdie grabbed a rock. The foot steps came closer each second as ever pony started to get anxious until they. saw it was just a little girl.