When one of Princess Celestia's guards decides to desert the Equestrian cause and become fabled Queen Alisa's thousand and first servant, Celestia learns that Alisa, a white alicorn with long auburn hair and "striking" blue eyes, holds the title for the most beautiful pony in the world…a title she has coveted for years. So she drags her sister Luna to the palace of this so-called Queen, to stage an epic war of wills. But when they arrive, Alisa seems to take Celestia's anger in stride. By the end of the day, things have gone a lot different than Celestia planned. She has agreed, somehow, to a battle of, not wills, but cake.
Yes. Cake.
The object of the contest is to eat the least amount of cake you possibly can. Whoever has the least amount of cake marring their pretty white face at the end of thirty minutes will win.
This is going to be hard.

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