Curses in Ponyville

One fine day in Ponyville Twilight Sparkle was walking back after coming back from Zecora's house and felt strange, Twilight didn't think much of it because she thought it was something she had at Zecora's house. She wrote her note from learning about friendship that day and went to bed. The next day Twilight went to Applejack's farm. She found the farm mare, "Applejack you slut, get the fuck out here and help me wake up that bitch Raindow Dash! It's like she can't hear a elephant stomping out her own damn guts!" Twilight said.

Applejack replies, "Twilight what has gotten ya'll talkin like that? It's like yesterday, before you went down to Zecora's, ya'll were fine, maybe it was another one of those weird flowers. Lets go get Pinkie and Dash and we will go get Zecora maybe she has some weird brew that will help" Applejack says.

DING DONG!

"WHO IS IT" Pinkie yells from upstairs.

"It's me and Twilight!" says Applejack, opening the door

"Whats up? Do you guys wanna have a party?" says Pinkie.

Twilight bursts out madly, "NO YOU LITTLE WHORE, NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE A FUCKING PARTY! WHEN WILL YOU GET THAT IN YOUR HEAD? JEEEEZ!"

"We need help getting Twilight back to normal if you didn't notice," says Applejack, "We need to get Dash and needed you so we could use your flying machine."

"Well I guess we could use my machine if you guys have a party after we fix Twilight!" Pinkie says.

"Fine, lets go..." Applejack finally says.

15 MINUTES LATER AT RAINBOW DASH'S FRONT DOOR

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

"COMING!" yells Rainbow Dash at the top of her lungs. Rainbow Dash opens the door to be greeted by her friends, "Let me guess, Twilight walked into a weird flower patch and has a cursing issue and you want me to help you girls get her to Zecora's place?"

"How did you know," asks Applejack?

"The window was open and I heard Twilight yelling at Pinkie Pie." Rainbow says.

"Let's hurry, I don't know if we have much time left!" says Applejack.

20 MINUTES LATER IN ZACORA'S SHACK

"ARE WE GONNA FUCKING FIX ME OR NOT? YOU WHORES, THIS IS ANNOYING! TALKING TO SOME WEIRD SWAG FAG AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A SWAG FAG IS! HONESTLY!" yells Twilight strapped in her chair.

"I have never seen this before! Not even I know what to do, and I know everything!" Zecora says.

Suddenly, the door bursts open, "Whats going on in here? I heard yelling and came as soon as I could!" says Spike.

"SCREW YOU SPIKE! NO ONE WILL EVER LIKE YOU! JUST GO KILL YOURSELF SPIKE! YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A CHILD, YOU WEIRD DRAGON, THAT FOR SOME REASON NEVER SEEMS TO GET BIGGER! GAWD!" everypony yells at Spike.

"Wait a minute I am not yelling any more or cursing! I guess all it took was to yell at some faggot no one likes! Thanks everypony, I could not have done it without you!" says Twilight.

"GROUP HUG EVERYPONY!" yells Pinkie Pie.

"Aw man I love you guys!" says Spike.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR RUINING THE MOMENT! YOU FAG!" says everypony.