Curses in Ponyville

"WELL FUCK ALL YOU GIRLS THEN I DIDN'T NEED YOU ANYWAY YOU FUCKING SLUT BISCUITS!" exclaimed Spike.

"Well it seems to me that Spike has the curse lets see if we can get to the library and see if any of my books will give us a hint." says Twilight.

"Good idea Twilight I don't think I can deal with living if I don't have my sugar cube back he's like a baby to me." says Applejack.

20 MINUTES LATER IN TWILIGHT'S LIBRARY

"WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN THE LIBRARY OH WAIT LET ME GUESS YOU WANT ME TO STACK THE FUCKING BOOKS AGAIN DON'T YOU? YOU SLUT!" shouts Spike at Twilight.

"Look, here it is." exclaims Twilight.

"WELL READ IT ALREADY!!!" says everypony.

"The curse spell caused by the Emo Flower causes immense distress and causes people to uncontrollably curse and is extremely contagious." says Twilight.

"Well what are you waiting for read it already it's not like we have all day." says Rainbow Dash.

" I was getting to that Rainbow, ok it says here the only way is to eat a Conformist Flower." says Twilight feeling oh so smart.

"Well come on lets go find it, it can't take that long just to find one flower." says Pinkie not being able to be quite.

1 HOUR LATER AFTER GETTING SPIKE TO EAT THE FLOWER

AND STOP THE SIDE EFFECTS

" Well now that I have my old sugar cube back i'm gonna go back to my farm and do some more apple bucking, you wanna help out Rainbow?" asks Applejack.

" Sorry AJ I was gonna go and finish up my novel I started about a awesome pony named Rainbow Dash who gets to join the wonderbolts."

" Well I am gonna go write my letter to Princess Celestia for some reason in a letter she wrote back she asked if I liked bananas?"

"Well when is our party gonna be because I really wanna have one I think Gummy also wants to have another party, since he got that first tooth of his he has like non stopped at eating cupcakes its crazy." says Pinkie Pie.

" PINKIE DO YOU EVER NOT WANT TO HAVE A PARTY!" says everypony at once.

THE END