Our World

by DEACTIVATED

"What in tarnation?"

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  "TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT! TWI-"

"SPIKE, I HEAR YOU PERFECTLY FINE!" Twilight spat back, rubbing her groggy eyes and putting on her crown. Spike was waving his arms in her eyesight, but when Twilight woke up he stopped. Twilight gave Spike a menacing look, getting out of bed.

  "What is it, Spike," Twilight asked, glancing at the clock beside her. "Holy- SPIKE?! What are you doing waking me up at midnight?!" Spike bent over, hands on his knees to catch some breath. After that, he barfed a note on the floor. Twilight picked up the note and read it carefully. Who was writing her at 12:00 AM?

   "Dear Twilight," She read aloud.

"This is Applejack, Howdy. I know you aren't a doctor or anything, and I know you might be mad at you for waking you up this early, but what in tarnation is going on with my cow? I know your an expert on books, so I was wondering if their was a certain disease for this - my cow won't stop speaking in english, saying stuff like 'It's coming' or 'it's near'. If there's a disease or malfunction or deformation about this type o' stuff, write me back or come see me immediately.

                                                            Your friend, AJ."

  Spike stood awestruck while Twilight read the note. Twilight looked at the handwriting. It sure does look like her handwriting... Twilight thought.

"Spike!" Twilight abruptly screamed. "Go get me 'Mutations and Me' in the restricted section of the library!" Spike did as told and got the book for her. Twilight flipped through the pages, looking for this madness.

  "Hmm... I think I got it. The disease AJ's cow might have is this deformation called 'Bad Luck Bull.' It's recognizable whenever a male cow starts to randomly say creepy phrases - these phrases occur right before something bad will happen. Sometimes, but rarely, Bad Luck Bull's make good things happen." Twilight explained.

There was a long pause before Twilight slammed the book shut. She put the book back into the place it was before on the shelf and sighed, walking towards the door.

  "Well? did it say there was a cure?" Spike asked. Twilight gave him a look that told him to stay home.

Twilight remained silent, closing the door behind her.

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   "WHAT?! NO CURE?!" Applejack screeched. She was hugging her cow like it would float into space if she let go. The cow was also muttering words like "it's coming... it's here". Applejack had tears in her eyes and Twilight knew she cared for that cow a lot. Fluttershy was also petting the cow, Pinkie Pie was petting a few pigs in the stalls ("Oh my! It's a pink horsie! Hee hee hee!"), Rarity was using a force field spell to stay away from all the dirt and Rainbow Dash was flying around and above things in the farm for practice flying.

    "The book specifically said, 'a cure to this deformation isn't found yet.'" Twilight explained. Applejack sighed and wiped her eyes.

   "Well, alrighty then," Applejack asked. "Would you all at least like some apple juice?" Everyone except Twilight raised their hand. Applejack smiled and walked into her house to go make some juice.

   "O-Oh my!" Fluttershy exclaimed. Everyone turned to look at Fluttershy. She was looking at the cow - it had started to float in the air and turn skinnier somehow. Rainbow Dash stopped flying to watch the cow slowly swirl around in a circle, forming into an oval - an oval you can step into. The oval slowly started swirling, turning bigger and bigger until eventually it was at least 10 feet tall. Things started to move towards it as if it were....

   "OH MY GOSH, IT'S SUCKING US IIIIN!!!!!" Pinkie Pie screamed, holding onto a fence to stay grounded. Eventually, Twilight and them all got sucked in except Pinkie. Just as AJ stepped in the room with a tray full of Apple juice, Pinkie looked at her.

  "THANKS FOR THE APPLE JUICE!" Pinkie yelled, grabbing a cup of Apple juice and falling into the oval. AJ screamed and ran after Pinkie and into the portal.

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  "OOF!"

  "OW!"

  "Applejack, your hoof is in my stomach!"

  "Oh, ah'm SOOOOO sorry, but ah can't move because YER hoof is in MY darn frickin' face!"

   "G-girls...we don't have to fight... that is, if you don't want to..."

   "SHUUT UUUUUUUUP!!!!" Twilight screamed over the commotion. They all paid attention to her.

"Girls, what are you doing? Shouldn't we be deciding on what just happened instead of arguing about hooves in our faces?!"

  The group, all in one dogpile, fell off each other and sat up normally. Their surroundings were quite the beauty.

There were few trees. The sky shown upon a lake next to them. The grass was dark green, and there was a colorful, neon building with slides, stairs and ladders on it.

    "What's that?" Fluttershy asked Twilight, hoping for an answer. Rainbow Dash also seemed very interested in it. A sign next to it was blank white with maroon lettering:

Welcome to Stargallen Park!

   "Stargallen Park?" Rarity said with a tint of curiosity. Rarity trotted up to the building and touched it lightly with her hoof.

   "GAH! It's biting my hoof!" Rarity screeched, jerking her hoof off of the neon building. Rainbow Dash scoffed.

"Ha, your probably just a sissy, Rarit-AAAH! It's bit me!" Rainbow Dash screamed holding her hoof close to her chest. Twilight sighed.

   "Girls, it's not alive. The temperature times the mass and material is just making it sear the hair off your hoof - therefore, it's physically impossible something non-alive can use it's defenses against u-"

   "Twilight. English." RD sighed.

"Oh, sorry." Twilight blushed. "Basically, it's not alive and - clearly doesn't have any jaws, so it can't bite you. It's just hot, so it's burning your hoo-"

   Pinkie gasped. "SO IT'S A DRAGON?! OMIGOSH!" Twilight facehoofed.

"Girls, it's not a-"

"EVERYPONY RUUUN!!!!" Fluttershy screamed, hiding behind a tree. Everypony except Twilight did the same.

"Ugh....." Twilight sighed.

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