A distinct lack of pants

Jesus why am I so itchy...my calves are killing me...

"Vincent where do you keep your clothes!?" Octavia? "Vincent!" My eyes snapped open as Octavia's face hovered over me, "Clothes: where!?"

I felt myself sink deeper into my bed, my head trying to burrow through my pillow, "Uh I don't-"

I felt her slap me across the cheek, "I don't have time for this!" While my eyes were closed from the impact I felt something grab my forehead and start yanking it around, "Get up and help me!"

It felt like someone was yanking on the front of my skull, "Ow ow ow ow, stop!" My hands shot up and grabbed at her fingers. I felt my eyes shoot wide; fingers!?

"Get up then!" I felt her start pulling my off my bed, still no idea what she was grabbing. She quickly pulled my upper half off the bed, letting my hands keep my from slamming face first into the floor.

"Uhhhh- Octavia; why am I white!?" I shouted staring at my forearms. They were now completely white, they looked like Vinyl's hooves!

I felt something cup my cheeks as Octavia's face filled my view once more, "Vincent, pants; where!?"

"I-" She quickly let my head drop.

"Useless!" I picked my head up just in time to see her walking away...on two legs. I instinctively looked up getting the whole picture; hooves...two legs...hands...swinging hips...ass like a ballerina...

"Holy shit..." Every neuron on my brain screamed out for me to reach out and grab her. She was rummaging through my dresser, bent over, giving me full view of a thin grey strand pulled tightly between her cheeks. I started kicking off trying to find a way to the floor. I managed to get onto all fours and start to right myself, "What the hell-" I got onto my legs for a moment before my feet shot out from under me with a few scratching sounds.

I was now face down on the ground, my forehead under a great pressure. An extremely loud horn sounded in the distance, "Oh!" Octavia exclaimed. I lifted my chin up, Octavia's hooves quickly clattering in front of me, "Get up!" She had found one of my dress shirts and knelt down to pull me up.

Back on two feet I tried to take a step, my feet slipping out from under me once again. Luckily though Octavia managed to catch me and keep me upright. I took a moment to look down. No toes, no feet, just..."Hooves!? What the hell is going on!?" I looked up to Octavia who was pulling her shirt closed with one hand and keeping me steady with the other.

"I don't know- AH!" She shrieked as she pulled hard to get her shirt over her chest, "Just- work!"

"Dear Thor!" I was caught off guard as I shifted my grip to her back, the shirt crumpled around my hand revealing what were no less than double D's. "I-uh-wer-mmmhmmm-" I started nodding to answer some unasked question.

I could see the Octavia's mouth shoot open in a gasp before being pushed back onto my bed, "You absolute pervert! Is now really the time!?" She started berating me and throwing a small temper tantrum. I was to enthralled by the visage of a now bipedal Octavia bouncing around in an over sized dress shirt and a pair of panties that matched her fur perfectly. Her bed ragged mane- er...hair? Wrapping it all together in a rough night package.

She stomped her hooves daintily as she nearly bounced and screamed at my apparent perversion. Not that I would be dispelling that rumor any time soon, I was all but drooling over her as she danced about in her own little rage session, her chest bouncing heavily under the thin shirt as she stomped her hooves.

While this was my main focus I was still brimming with question, sadly most were stomped by the overwhelming desire to squeeze any, and every, part of her. "Vincent are you even listening to me!?" She turned her attention to me, "We need to- oh dear Celestia! You lecherous cur!"

I sunk my head down to avoid her scorn, immediately confronted with the cause of her upset. My...uh...at least I think it is mine...member had been growing this entire time, now laying heavily against my lap. My mind raced, three thoughts stood out: screw everyone who called me short, why's it black, and holy crap I have a horsedick...

"I thought you clothed yourself when you slept!" Octavia yelled turning away.

"Not in my own damn house! Gods damn don't turn around you're making it worse!" I had a full view of her ass, perfectly framed by the tailing of my shirt, her panties holding on for dear life against her massive hips. I could see a slight indent where they were struggling to contain her ass. "I..." I looked down, staring at my member, it ached from the over stimulation, "I know boner...I want it too..."

"Are you talking to your erection!? You freak!" She went back to fumbling with the buttons that lined her- my shirt. "Now really isn't the time for you to give in to base desires!"

"Now is exactly the time! You're...well...hot..." I deadpanned. My words utterly failed me. The situation was completely insane, but all I can think about is her...the male brain is really screwing me over right now. "uh...do you want some help with that?"

She gave an exasperated sigh as she let her hands fall from the buttons, "Yes..."

A wicked idea crossed my mind, "Okay...on one condition," I let an evil smile grown on my face, "I get to slap your ass."

Her face grew bright red as she started fumbling her words, "I- but- I can't- What would Roseluck say!?"

"Uh..." I gave it half a moment of thought, my brain flashing back to the stack of pictures she sent, "She'd probably tell me to do it to her too...so..."

"What!?" She took the buttons in her hand again, "Surely I can...come on! Please...." She sounded like she was pleading with the shirt, her fingers just unable to articulate the action. She gave a soft whimper before walking over to me, "Just..."

"Do you agree?" I smiled knowing I had all but won.

"I...don't have a choice." She lowered her head, "How do you even do anything with these stubby things!"

"Practice...now..." I lowered my head and grinned devilishly, "I'll be nice and do the buttons up first," I deftly set each button in place. The shirt was riding up her chest, revealing her midriff while sitting bulkily on her shoulders, "Better?"

She tried to pull it down, "Are you sure this is right...it's rather tight."

"That's because it's a mens." I tried to help her pull it down, causing her nipples bleed through the thin fabric, "Uh...just...just leave it, now. Turn around, bend over."

She crossed her arms and started muttering, "No..."

"Octavia you agreed..."

"No I won't!"

"Octavia..."

"No Vincent! NO!"

"Octavia."

She gave a few whimpers before slowly turning around, "Unbelievable..."

"Tell me about it..." I let my hands rest on both sides of her hips. She tensed up under my touch. I let my palm travel to her cheek giving it a nice squeeze, "Truly...un-be-lievable."

"Just get it over wit-" I brought my right hand down hard across her, she gave a high pitch squeal as her right leg pulled up reactivity, "Owwie...ow...ow...OW!" She shot upright and started rubbing her ass. My hand stung slightly from the perfectly sealed impact, "Ow....Vincent that really hurt..." She sounded legitimately sad.

I felt a slight pang in my chest, "Sorry..." I reached out and pulled her back by her waist. I hugged her waist while I let my cheek rub up against the soft imprint I left in her fur.

I heard her gasp as the soft fur of her bum mingled with that of my cheek, "Vincent please stop...oh~ I..." I felt her shudder, I opened my eyes and leaned back, her hands were balled up, her wrists digging into her slightly bent knees.

In a flash of brilliance I turned my head and bit down on her right ass cheek. Her leg trembled as my teeth lightly clamped onto her. I let my tongue come onto brushing contact for just a moment before humming with as much reverberation as possible. She gasped and started panting ever so lightly as he leg twitched, "Vince- oh deeear...Oh! Okay- ah~ Okay! That's enough!" She pulled away, my mouth leaving her with a soft pop, "Dear Celestia-" She half gasped, "That..." She turned around and faced me, she looked just about ready to have a go at me, "Tell no one."

Before I could say anything her head shot down, her mouth meeting mine, and her tongue jetted into my mouth. It took a quick tour of my mouth before pulling out, leaving me damn winded. She leaned upright, swinging her hand up before bringing it down hard across my cheek. I reeled hard, my entire face hurting from the slap. Somehow the pure femininity of her slap made it all the worse.

She gave a loud huff before extending a hand, "N-now, I suggest we never tell anyone of this, and move on."

I stretched out my jaw a few times before taking her hand and rising from the bed. My member brushing against her thigh for a moment before she gave yet another gasp and stepped back. It was absolutely rock solid from my recent...run in...with Octavia, "You should...take..." Her speech drifted off, I caught her staring at my Johnson. I waved my hand in front of her eyes for a moment, "Wha~ Oh dear! I'm so sorry." She turned away as a deep red blush shot through her fur, "I just...it's-"

"Later, I don't think I can walk so well." I tried to take a step forward, my feet...no...hooves, slipping as I tried, "Yeah...nope." Octavia took my shoulder, "How the hell do you walk like this?" She helped my over to the dresser.

"It's simple! You just...you walk! It's not that hard." I tried to take an independent step, almost slipping once more, "You're like a foal!"

"And you couldn't button up a freak'in shirt! We all have problems..." I grabbed the dresser and quickly found a pair of pants. I stumbled back to the bed and pulled the pair on, I stuffed my tail into the left pant leg, my erection into the right., "Huh...kinda...kinda noticeable ain't it..." My black slacks bulged obscenely from the leg, "Uh...I have an idea. Go find a roll of tape."

"For...oh dear..." She ran off, returning a few minutes later with a roll of black duct tape, "Here..."

"Great," I pulled my pants down and held my meat log against my leg. I quickly wrapped a few strands of tape to it and my leg. I looked up seeing Octavia staring me down, "Kinda obvious..."

"Huh? Oh! I wasn-"

I pulled my pants up, my boner only growing more uncomfortable as I did, "Man...just...it hurts..." It looked like I was hiding a log of sausage in my pants. Accurate enough I suppose. I stood up, my dick doing it's damnedest to make this as uncomfortable as possible, "Now...eugh- got a plan?"

She shook her head. her ears flapping against her head as she did, "Uh...the horn!" She ran over to my window, "The princess will know!"

I finally took a moment to look at my body...yep...just like Octavia now...except luckily still a man. "Wait...I just realized...don't most ponies not wear clothes at all...and...the ones that do...don't they usually just wear tops?"

"Yes...your poi- Oh mother of Celestia."

"A town full of pants less women in overly tight upper body wear..." I took a moment and looked at the sky, "Thank you gods...thank you so much," I felt a tear run down my cheek, "Just...I love you gods...I love you all so-" I stifled a tear, "SO MUCH!"

"Just...oh by the princesses...let's go..." She pulled me off the bed yet again, helping me out of the room. My erection never fading as we hit the street. It was absolutely littered with panicking...uh...half pony hand humans...pony people...almost all women, almost all fully nude.

I felt something strange flicker in my head "Octavia...I can die now...I can just die..."

"What?!" She barked as she helped my get my bearings on my new feet.

"I've seen all there is to see...a land of nothing but nude women...my life can not actually get better..." I turned to her, "This is it...this is my greatest moment..."

"But...you...piano..."

"Fuck the piano! Look around!" I wrapped my arm around her shoulder, letting her hips catch on the waist of my pants, "This is heaven...Tits and ass as far as the eye can see...it's..." I faced a rather uncomfortable looking Octavia, "It's all I ever wanted..."

Her ears fell back against her head, her eyes adopted an annoyed look, "You're a pervert."

"I am well aware. Now! Let's figure out what the hell is going on, and who I need to thank for all of this!"

She rolled her eyes before helping me through the streets towards the castle. My boner threatening to explode from the stimulating sights of frantic women running around bare ass naked...I shifted slightly. It was starting to hurt, but we pressed on towards the Castle regardless.