A distinct lack of pants

"Vince let go." Octavia tried to get her fingers under my hand, "Vincent...let...go."

"No...it's like a stress ball...a warm...squishy...furry...warm...stress ball, and I'm really stressed out right now...really...stressed..." I had my right hand gently squeezing her left boob. ...squishy... I gave a few more squeezes. Octavia was both enjoying it an loathing me all at once. I could feel her breathing, I could feel her walking, I swore I could feel her heartbeat.

"Vincent...please....I think people are starting to stare." Her voice was low and heavy.

"...fine...but we're not done yet,"

"Thank you Vinc-ENT!" I let my hand trail off, ending with a quick pinch through the shirt. I made sure to give it just enough force to give her tit a soft yank, "Asinine buffoon!" She pushed me away before reeling her arm back and planting a solid punch into my upper arm.

"Ow! Dear Odin you hit hard!" I started rubbing the point of impact, "Ow...revenge will come Octavia...revenge will come." My arm was slowly going numb as we pushed through the panicked streets of Canterlot. A few people were covered up, no doubt human before this madness. I had to laugh as several males were trying to either hide their obvious boners or walking ramrod stiff.

"There!" Octavia pointed out Princess Celestia; she was waving her arms and trying to gather attention. We quickly ran past a ton of crazed people and stood about three feet away, "Princess!"

"Oh dear...oh! Ms.Melody hello..." She kept talking, as did Octavia. My mind however was a bit broken from the sight. She was near perfect, she was perfect. Long legs, tight body, perfect breast size, pleasing face...my brain went into lock down. My vision met the floor, unable to deal with the sight in front of me.

Octavia's voice broke through my stupor, "Vincent don't be rude..."

"Huh I...sorry...I just can't" I looked up but off to the side, "It's just...it's too much."

"Pervert...anyways! I would be honor to..." I stopped paying attention again and looked down. Octavia was wide open...unsuspecting, and talking with her ruler.

"Revenge~" I took a step to the side and jammed my thumb into the underside of her tail. To her credit she only had a slight hiccup in her speech before righting herself. More. I readjusted my hand, letting my fingers graze her right ass cheek. Her voice caught a few times as she shooed my hand away. No, more! Without warning I took her entire cheek in my hand, squeezing it hard before pinching quite a bit between my thumb and knuckle, slowly increasing the pressure. Her voice went from composed, to startled, to strained.

"I'm...sure...he would- Oh you fucking bastard!" She pulled away, turning to me with the stare of death in her eyes. It took a moment for her to realize where she was, and who she was standing in front of; her anger faded, hands shot up to cover her mouth, and turned to the princess. "I..."

"Ms. Melody...give us a moment." I was still looking at the ground but I knew who she was talking about. I could see Octavia slowly shuffle off, quickly replaced by a pair of hooves not too dissimilar from mine, "Mr. Arroyo..."

I gave a stout cough, "Yep..."

"Vincent...look at me..."

"I...I can't..."

"Vincent..."

"Seriously...please don't." I felt her take my chin in hand. A slow rise gave me full view of everything...it only stopped when I reached her slightly disapproving face.

"What did you do to her..." Something about the entire situation set me off, something about being lightly scolded by a sexy god was just too much for me to handle. I felt something warm start to leak from my nose before mumbling something and fainting.

I woke up in a train seat, my pained erection finally gone. "You're an animal..." I looked around, Octavia was sitting with her legs crossed, head resting on her wrist, staring out the window, "Ponyville...Originally I offered our help to find out what was going on...but now I think she just doesn't want us in Canterlot..."

"Wha~ Wha happen?"

"Before or after you made a fool out of me..." She turned her head towards me, "You groped me, refused to look at the princess, got a nose bleed, then passed out!" She turned back to the window with a huff, "You really can't control yourself...idiot."

I slowly picked myself up off the wall of the train, "Hey I-"

"No! Just sit down and be quiet! You've done enough!"

"I-" She quickly stood up, towering over me.

"Vincent...I will end you." my brain went into overdrive. Her voice was sincere in her hate, but something about her made me not care, or rather, made me want to take her to the ground.

Finger combed hair, loose shirt over huge breasts, an angry stare, and the smell of her body mixed with that of her perfume, a generally sweet thing, caused my penis to adopt a mind of it's own. "Octavia...gods...just..." I quickly wrapped my arms around her, pulling her body over mine, "I'm sorry....don't hate me." I let my face rest in her mane, "Just..." I gave a long sniff. This must be what it was like for Rose...I feel terrible now.

"It's...wow...I..." I felt her reach around my back, "I didn't think you'd take it so hard," I felt her chest squeeze against mine, "I'm...I'm sorry too. I understand this must be very hard for you."

"Octavia quit saying hard...please...for your benefit as well as mine..." I felt her twitch before letting go. Not wanting to increase the pain in my bollocks anymore I let her go too. She quickly took her seat once again, staring out the window. "So uh...we're gonna fuck at some point...right?"

"Just..." She closed her eyes and clenched her teeth, "Is that all you can think about!?"

"Hmm I'm in a tiny booth with a hot women...mare....person...with double D's, wide hips, tight ass, sultry look, all wrapped up in an over sized dress shirt and a pair of what I would call, flesh colored panties! No I'm thinking about trains..."

"Vincent...you can go see Rose once we're down there..."

"Yeah well you're coming too..."

"I don't need to hold your hand while you...have...intercourse."

I crossed my leg, crushing my appendage, "Ow...You do realize Harpo and Beauty have been banging...right?"

"What!?" Her head snapped to meet me, "Since when!?"

"Well...I noticed it after the second gig...you really didn't know?"

"No....oh my...that does explain a lot."

"Yep. And now let me set out your circumstances, you can stay with me and Rose, possibly end up in something amazing. Or you can go stay with Vinyl, and end up under her, two stallions, and another mare. From what you told me, it is a highly probably possibility..."

She was shocked, apparently she hadn't thought that far ahead, "But...surely I can just-"

"Look...it's going to happen. Wow that sounded creepy," I gave a quick laugh, "But no really...it is...what even funnier is, I know you'll let it happen."

"Vincent if you're-"

"Octavia....how many times has it happened already...and each time you just asked me politely to stop. No: 'No means no' just a slight refusal...I just haven't said anything."

Again, she was stunned, "I...and what about Rose?"

"She'll...uh, probably..." I gave a rough, no, two rough coughs, "She'll probably end up on top of you...dominance thing..."

"What!?"

"Octavia...calm down, I can't force you to do anything...but I can tell you, by the time you leave Ponyville...you will have gotten laid...it's going to be a town of raging hormones, confusion, and what I hope, perversion. Your getting laid is inevitable...and it's going to be you that gives the go ahead..."

"Vincent don't tell me I'm going to have sex!" She started glowing red.

"Octavia....I'm stating facts."

She started whimpering, "Why?"

"For us? Sexual tension...a shit ton of sexual tension...with Vinyl. Vinyl I'd imagine she'd drug you...or tease you into submission, slow erosion kinda thing. So, what's it going to be?"

She muttered, stuttered, and whimpered, "Fine...but I will not be forced into anything!"

I looked out the window, Ponyville was coming into view, "Wont have to be."