A distinct lack of pants

"Aww...that's cute..."

I shot awake, "Wuuagh!?" I took a quick look around, Octavia still laying face first in my groin, "What..." Rose quickly pulled my vision aside, a thin smile on her lips, "Hi...what's up."

Her smile widened slightly, "Time to get up, and...you're a little sticky. I'll go start a bath." She started off out of the bedroom after untying Octavia, her arms falling hard to either side of me. "Bring her with you...you both look a little...matted."

I stretched my jaw a bit, my lips were a bit stick and my mouth tasted slightly...gross. "Noted..." I slowly pushed Octavia off of me and onto the bed. Either she was dead or completely KO'd from last night because she just sank into the bed with zero resistance.

I managed to get onto my hooves before the pipes above started rattling. I quickly scooped Octavia up and started towards the bathroom.

The room was warm, a thick steam already hanging in the air. Rose seemed to have been spending my money rather well, a large circular tub took up over half the room. "Aw, we really wore her out," Rose turned to me from the tub, "I wish you could have seen her face, I think she's in love."

I set her on the toilet, "With me or you?"

"Neither," She stood with me watching Octavia writhe on the lid of the toilet, "I meant sex..."

"Kinky...So how's this gonna work?" I asked, turning to the sink and finding some mouthwash. I took a swig and swished it around.

"What do you mean? The bath, just share it with her." I took a quick glance a her, she was slowly shaking Octavia, trying to wake her up.

I spit into the sink and walked over, "Rose...may I?" I moved her hands and placed my own on her breast, "Slow...squeeze..." I slowly tightened my grip on her jigglys, I could see her eyebrows furrowing slowly as tightened my grip, pulling her tit hard. "Just a littl- Ough-" She arm shot out, catching me in the diaphragm. "She up..." I fell to my knees, my torso laying on the edge of the tub, "Gods be damned....how do you hit so hard!?"

"Because- dear Celestia..." I could hear her smacking her lips, "I- Thank you!"

Rose slowly walked over, kneeling down next to me, "I gave her some wash...are you alright?"

"Fine...Just leave...things are going to get rough," I pushed off the tub and onto my feet, "Start breakfast?"

She nodded a few times before walking out. I turned to Octavia who was looking in the mirror, "-ike...bluagh!" She spit into the sink. I quickly stood behind her and locked my arms around her, "Vincent what-"

"Shut it..." I slowly started walking over to the tub with her pinned to me, "Wait in the tub before I force you inside."

"Wait in the- oh! Oh my that looks wonderful!"

"We're sharing...now get in..." She was testing the water with her hoof when I just stepped in and laid down. "Ahhh~ Octavia...this...can you pass me some hand towels?"

"I was gonna- fine..." She pulled a few hand towels from a low rack and handed them to me, "How is it?"

"Excellent..." I dipped the towels into the water, pulling them out and ringing them mostly dry. I folded them over and laid one on my forehead, letting it ride my horn. "You gonna get in?"

"Oh...I...with you...I do suppose we should talk..." She slowly got it, I handed her the other towel, "Many thanks..." She settled in and set the towel on her head, "This...ahhh~" She slid deeper into the luxury tub, "How does she afford this?"

"If I answer can I ask my own question?"

"I suppose..."

"I paid for it, I've been sending most of the money I've made down here. Now my question...how buoyant are you?"

"What...buoyant?"

"Your...your tits...they're massive and I'm wondering if they float. This isn't a sex thing, but if I can use you as a floatation device I'd like to know."

She gave a quick huff, her ears flattening out, "You know...I thought for once you were going to ask a normal question." Her chest was still heaving in the water, her nipples just under the water, "Vincent...a serious note."

My ears perked, I looked up to her, "Uh...sure. What's up?"

She shifted in the water, "I...about last night...I...I pictured this being easier in my head..."

"Look it happened...do you really want to dwell on it?"

She shook her head, sloshing the water around, "You don't understand!" She lowered her head, "I...I did it..."

"I noticed..."

"I did it...I wasn't forced...I...I had a choice...and I did it..." She lifted her head up, a deep scarlet riding on her face, "And I liked it!"

I leaned away from her, "Okay...that's good right?"

"Vincent I never..." She looked at the door, "I've never been with a stallion before..."

"But...no....no hym-"

"I never said I was a virgin...I only said I was never with a stallion..." She slowly got up before straddling me, she wrapped her hands around my head and drew me between her chest, "I...I loved it. The way you moved, the way you twitched, watching you move, the smell. It was...intoxicating." She pushed my head into the wall of the bathroom, "I want more...now."

"I would love to...but I really can't...as in I can't...my junk is dead...mullered, tapped, worn out, Amy Winehouse....dead."

She looked rather angry, forcing a hand under the water. Instead of grabbing at me she dipped her head and gave a soft whimper before drawing her hand back up, "I want to taste myself on you..."

"Kink-" I was cut off as she shoved a finger in my mouth. The familiar taste of water and her sex splashed on the center of my tongue. Just as quickly as she entered, she withdrew, "What the-" Once again cut off by her jamming our mouths together.

She moaned as hard as she could, grinding herself against my lap. She deteriorated into long drawn out moans, never ceasing even as she pulled away, breathing hard into my mouth before continuing. Her voice was literally humming in my head. Her tongue for once overpowering mine and scouring my mouth, focusing on the center of my own. She was wrapped around my head, refusing to let go even if I tried to pull her away. My own hands having found their way to the back of hers.

She eventually forced me back, a noticeable trail of saliva stringing us together, "Vincent...I need this." She looked back towards the faucets, She pulled the plug and switched on the shower. Her mane quickly soaking and falling into a wet mess. She forced us together with her right hand as her left shot down between us. Another quick pause, "Not since...I was a budding artist...barely out of school...have I felt this amazing." She forced us together, holding her mouth just away from mine and panting heavily into my mouth.

A final time she forced us together, drawing my tongue out and sucking on it like mad, her hums resonating. I slowly started a soft moan of my own.

I saw the door creep open, Rose lean in before smiling. "MMmm'mmm mmmm'mmm!" I muttered as Octavia bit my tongue. Rose slowly bearing down. She reach the edge of the tub and reached over Octavia, letting her hands reach between us, "Mmm'hmmm...mmm'hmmm~" Octavia bit down in response before letting go and having her head pulled strait back.

"Octavia...Vince is tired..." She looked up at me, still holding the panting mare by her soaked mane, "Vincent...there are eggs downstairs, I'll take care of this." She slowly shifted her grip, Octavia's head pulled strait up, Rose's right on her throat and her left poking her needy hole.

I slowly slid out from under her and got out of the tub, Octavia's mouth was hanging open, her tongue lolling out, face completely red, and eyes starting to glaze over. I stepped out of the tub and grabbed a towel, "Vince...look in the cabinet, I need my toothbrush." I cocked an eyebrow before finding it in the pony level cabinet. It was a simple electrical toothbrush.... I pressed the button, sending it buzzing.

"Ah...well...I'm going to go grab some eggs...and wait outside the door." I handed it to her and hurried out.

"AHhHHHHHhhhhh~" Octavia lost control of her voice. I took a swig of my juice, "Rose...Rose...Rose...ahhh..."

She was cut off by the sound of hooves on tile, the door quickly swung open in a poof of steam, "She'll be down soon...how are they?"

"The eggs? Well....they're gone so..."

She gave a quick laugh and started towards the kitchen, "I told you I can cook..."

Rose was sitting quietly next to me, pressing into my side. Octavia joined us eventually, wearing one of my shirts and no pants, "I...I apologize for that..."

Me and Rose shared a quick look before busting out laughing "You're sorry-  for...pffff. You...you are a treasure. I told you when we got here, it was gonna happen."

"I- but...I was reckless...my behav-"

"Octavia shut up and eat the eggs...Rose, I'm gonna go talk with someone, you need anything while I'm out?"

She shook her head, "Just remember...you bed a mare, you have to do the same for me."

"I don't think you have to worry about that...my balls are empty and my dick is a wee bit bruised..."

She giggled as I left, first stop was Vinyl's, had some questions that should could answer best.

"Dude!" Treble ran out of the club, quickly wrapping herself around me. She quickly pressed her body against mine, "You got more for me?"

I let my hand fall on her head, a rather annoyed look grew on my face, "Hi Treble...and no...do you really need more?"

She pulled away and started pulling me into the club, "You made me full...I've never felt full...full and warm...anyways...why are you here?"

"...your priorities are amazing...I'm here to talk with Vinyl...and you I guess."

"About what?" Vinyl popped out from behind the booth, "You gonna ask me for a quicky, cause I'm a little busy right now. We can schedule something though!"

"That's...half the reason I'm here...Do you have a strapon?"

She walked over to me and Treble, who was still glued to my arm, "A strapon...yes..but I don't know if it still fits...I can check. What's this about?"

I swatted Treble's tail away with my own, "Stop that...and I figured we could tag team some mares."

"Octavia?"

"Octavia."

"Hmm...I'll make it worth...can Treble come?"

"I have...a thingy too...for...things."

I looked down to the grey mare on my arm, "I...fine...one for each hole I guess...so...maybe next Wednesday?"

Vinyl walked over and took my other arm, mimicking Treble, "Totally,"

"Great, also...I figured...you'd be the one to ask about finding out how this works." I tried to pull my hand up, only to find both my forearms squeezed between two mare's breasts. "...my horn..."

"From what she told me, you can work it alright already~" Vinyl said joining her sister in assaulting my tail with their own.

"I meant...this thing," I shook my head, "The real horn!"

"What's wrong, too tired for a show?" Vinyl wrapped her leg in between mine. "If I have to I can make time right now..."

"Look...in the past day I was backed up, blasted a shower wall with a pint, filled her to the brim, and just blew my last load in my girlfriend! So yeah, I'm a bit tired..."

Treble looked up at me, "Girlfriend?...special som-"

"Same thing." I managed to wiggle free and back up to the door, "So do you know someone that can help or not?"

Vinyl's smile faded, "Go to the library, the mare that runs it can help teach ya,"

"Right, and Wednesday just show up to the flower shop, maybe around ten a.m. we can make it a whole day thing."

I started back into the street, "Sure dude! Bye!"

"Bye..." The girls both shouted, Trebles sounding both lustful and tired.

I just hurried into the town, find the library and talk with the owner. Maybe pick up a book, Equstria finally had a radio station but still no TV so things got a little boring some times.

"Well...it's a tree...that's...alright." I walked to the door and gave a few taps.

"Coming!" Just as the voice rang out the door flung open, a tweaked looking mare staring me down, "What do you need!?"

"I-"

She scanned me, "You're from Canterlot aren't you!"

"How di-"

"The way you dress! Did Celestia send you, she sent a few guards but-"

"Calm down! I'm here about magic..."

"I know I know I sent her the repor-"

I grabbed her by her shoulders and shook her, "About learning it..."

"Oh...I- uh...I can't really help you right now...maybe another time!"

"But I-" She ran back into the library, shoving a thick book into my hands and pushing me out.

"Come back soon! I'll help you later!" She slammed the door shut.

"Well...alright..." I started back towards home, scanning the cover of the book, "Magic for dummies...well, perfect."