A distinct lack of pants

I slammed into the door frame hard, enough that I felt I needed to worry about it. Octavia looked down from the stairs, "Oh...it's you..." She walked down finally clothed; a mid length skirt and a V neck tee, "Here-" She shoved a bundle of clothes in my arms, "...that hat is stupid and you smell like sex..."

"Yeah...I...yeah I do...I fucking reek of it...also screw you, physically if need be." I said in a rather serious tone, "Look...I need to talk with Rose, where is she?"

"Upstairs...you might want to take that feather out of your hair first though..."

"What I-" My hand brushed through my mane, knocking the cyan feather slowly to the ground. "Oh...was that in there the whole time? Surprised it didn't get knocked loose..."

"From wha- actually, I don't want to know." She turned to the stairs.

"Oh come on you know you do," I chased after her, catching her at the top of the stairs, "You know Vinyl's sister?"

"...the grey one..."

"Yep; I stuffed her like a turkey!"

"What?" She looked genuinely confused.

"Oh...right...no thanksgiving... Uh, I took my dick, and I put it inside her...over...and over...and over..and-"

She shoved me into the wall, "I get it you incredulous perv!" She stormed off.

"Wait I didn't tell you the best part! I actually managed to shut her up for a little bit!"

I was finishing up telling Octavia every detail of how I bent that mare over a sink, "...I was actually kinda worried though...I mean...I'm still kinda worried...do...does...Well I guess you don't know either. But before...mare's can only get pregnant during heat right?"

Octavia gave an exasperated groan, "At this point I think it would have been easier to just have you rut me...certainly less graphic..."

I scrunched up my face, "Okay two things. One: don't you act like you wouldn't be begging for more, and two: you fucking love my stories!" I caught her off guard and jammed my hand up her skirt.

"Vincent!" She jammed her hands towards her crotch but it was too late.

I pulled my hand back, slightly damper than before, "See! Now lick it off..."

"Vince are you done harassing Octavia?" Rose finally called from the other room.

"Almost, I'll be there in a second." I poked Octavia with my damp finger, "Do it...do it...do it...do-" She quickly took my index into her mouth, running her tongue from the base to tip, "Oh...well you should have sai- ow!" She bit the tip of my finger hard. I pulled away wagging it a little, "Ya know that really hurts, here let me show you-" A lunged for her hand.

"No!" She yanked it away, causing me to fall over her, "Idiot!" She brought an elbow down on my spine. My entire back locked up, as I rolled onto the ground, "Trying to touch me..."

I just twitched on the ground. Eventually I could see Rose's hooves in front of my face, "Vince I thought I told you to get in the bedroom."

"Can't...move..." The hit had made my arms refuse to work, I couldn't push off the ground. "Rose...Octavia hit me..."

I managed to watch as she walked over to the couch we had been sitting on, "Octavia...did you cripple my pet?"

"Rose he tried to-"

Rose took an authoritative stance over Octavia, "Did you. Cripple. My pet?"

"I don't have to stand for this-" She started to get up only to have Rose force her into the sofa, "What the-" She started trying to push up to no avail, "But- you're- this is ridiculous!"

"Guess who gets cleaning duty?"

"Oh dear Celestia no..."

She quickly forced Octavia onto the floor next to me. She looked to be in just about as much pain as I was in, "Now I suggest you both get into the bedroom before I get angry..." She quickly skipped off and into the bedroom.

We both lay on the floor, both in decent amounts of pain, "So...cleaning?"

Octavia started to get up, "Don't ask...just don't..."

We both entered the bedroom, Rose was sitting with her legs dangling off the foot board, "Oh"- she jumped onto the floor, -"perfect!" She walked over, making sure to plant each hoof directly in front of the other, "Now...Octavia...strip."

She started huffing and dancing around like a child, "But I don't want to!"

Rose turned to me, "Vince...do it."

I took a quick look at Rose, I gave her my best smile and stepped behind Octavia, "Vincent!" I quickly grabbed her hips and yanked her skirt to her hooves.

"Damn...that was hot," I remarked, pulling myself back, "I'm...I kinda want to do that again." Something about the way the fabric slid across her hips...it was...exciting, which brought up another problem I had to deal with, "Uh...Rose, I'm gonna go wash up...I need to...yeah..." I started to leave when something grabbed my collar.

"Who?"

My mouth went completely dry, "Uh...do you remember the mare you hissed at a month ago?"

She just shook her head a few times and let go, "Lowering your standards Vince...I'm disappointed. Go on."

"Back in a second..." I backed out watching as Rose ripped away the rest of Octavia's clothes, "Maybe...I...watch..." I lingered in the doorway while Rose started pushing Octavia back, eventually forcing her onto the bed, "Fuck...can't...but...Conflicted interests!" I ran into the bathroom.

Can't keep doing this man...it's too much.

"I know dick...I know, just hang on man. Ya gotta pull through, do it for me?"

Four in twenty four hours is pushing it...but I'll try.

"God I love you...you are just...the best dick."

Eyyyy

"Anyways, who do you think you get to bury yourself in?"

...both?

I stared up at the mirror over the sink for a moment, "...here's hoping..." I went back to washing off my now flaccid member, "Here's hoping...."

I walked back into the bedroom, Octavia was now fully stripped, her hands bound behind her, and laying on the bed, "So...I missed a lot."

Rose walked over, "Yep...and were you talking to your penis again?" She flicked my collar's tag.

I stopped my tag from jangling, "Can a man not discuss future sex with his own dick?"

She rolled her eyes and pulled me over to the bed, "Well, I'd hate to disappoint him. Lay down." I quickly obliged, letting my body sit fully flat on the bed. "Now...first things first..." I was her walk around to Octavia. She started pulling her over me, letting her legs fold under her waist, propping her ass just above my muzzle, her own muzzle dangerously close to my now rigid person.

"Good lord it smells like a gym!"

"It has seen a lot of exercise..." I looked over her ass to Rose, she was quickly getting into cowgirl position.

"I figured Octavia should see how a real couple act, and...well...I'm sure you're enjoying the view."

I felt her start to position herself over my member, "Oh immensely..." I saw her smile as she slowly lowered herself onto my twitching rod, "Immennnenenenn..." I flummoxed as she slowly enveloped my length. My head was thrown back as my cock fit snugly into what ever hole she was using, I was in no position to complain either way. I heard her whimper slightly as she finally reached my base, her hooves knocking against mine as she tensed up.

She took some time to catch her breath. By the time I managed to raise my head up all I could see was her mane flooding over her face, "It's uh...thicker...than I thought..."

I started chuckling as my head fell back. I was only brought back by a deep musk and a dripping sensation on my chest. I pulled my view back to Octavia's ass. Her pink slit was dripping slightly, a soft pink radiating around her mound, "I think...ugh- I think she likes it...eh-heh...heh...uuuuhhh..." I slammed my head back into the soft bed, "Brain lose fight over...thing..."

I could feel Rose giggle, my arrowhead jostling from her muscle movements. "Well," I felt her slide up my length, the whole while threatening to strangle my dong. "Let's give her something to remember." She quickly slammed back down, I could feel my flat head ram against her womb.

Each time she pulled up my hips followed, too please with it's position in Rose's love tunnel it refused to go without a fight, as did her own organ not release me without some upset. It felt like her walls had a mind of their own, grabbing me as she pulled up, loosening as she slammed back down, grabbing me like a vice as I hilted.

I felt my climax approaching much faster than I would have liked. Rose's wild thrusts were making short work of any resistance, "Vince- ah~"

From my sunken in position in the bed I managed a strange groan of acknowledgment.

"Cum~" I felt her slam down, my own hips bucking up and completely stuffing her. The burning heat and pressure tipped me over the edge, I started filling her. What ever was left in my balls was milked out by her crushing walls, pulling out the very last of my seed. My balls went completely numb as my member lost all feeling, reduced to simple electrical impulses of good and bad. My hearing was distant, my view locked on the ceiling, my body numb.

I think I heard Octavia, not exactly sure, "Oh dear Celestia..." I knew what was happening but couldn't formulate them into a string of thought.

The next feeling I recognized was cold, my slick meat stick sliding free of her and falling against my stomach with a wet thud, "-uhhhh~" Rose was apparently half as frazzled as me, "Octavia...clean him up...I...need nap..." The bed shook as Rose fell back. Her head resting between my hooves.

I felt Octavia start to rock atop me, trying to get up, "Come on...come on."

I felt my hands hazily plant themselves on her rump, holding her down, "Rose said...ughuuuu~" My speech broke down half way through it. I lifted my head slightly, I managed to get a glorious view of her absolutely sopping nethers. The smell was sending my brain into a tailspin, the thick musk driving me forth against my exhaustion. In some dank hazy I pulled my head up, wrapping my entire mouth around her mound. The taste of chocolate liquor filled my mouth as I suckled on her, slowly pushing my tongue into her.

"Vincent! NOooO~ NOooo~ Please- ah...please...Oooo~ Please don't stop..." She crumbled quickly, starting to rock back and forth, trying to force me deeper into her. My mouth quickly flooded with her fluids, the taste managing to get my already wounded man back to attention.

Octavia was quickly deteriorating into ragged breathes, her tongue lolling out and rubbing up and down my lower stomach. "More please...more...please...more..." She moaned as I parted her lips with my fingers, managing even deeper presses each time.

I felt her start to squeeze my head between her legs as her sex pulled on my tongue, treating it just as she would any other intruder.

I was as far as I could go when I felt her take me into her mouth, I felt her waste no time in taking me into her throat. I fell into a fruitless orgasm as she gagged on my barely erect cock. I was quickly overtaken by a deep fog, my last sensation, my mouth being flooded by wondrous taste before everything went black.

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