Champions of Mareth 2: Mare Harder

by SkyDreamer

Chapter 7 - Row row row your butt

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I head back from Amily's the old-fashioned way, skipping through the small cluster of trees until I arrive back at the lake. The air smells fresh, and the breeze is cool. It's just an all-round nice place to be.

I know I'll probably need to go back to the forest at some point, but there's no harm in sticking around here a little longer. My tummy grumbles, and I remember that farm I found before. Where was it again? Somewhere... this way, right?

I pick a direction pretty much at random, and start skipping off again along the shore.

I don't have to go far before I spot something interesting. Jutting out over the water are what look like a bunch of trees, all bound up in rope. I guess I'm not the only one on to their games, then.

I reach the trees, and test the nearest one with my foot. It creaks, but seems sturdy enough to walk on, so I trot gently out into the lake. It only just out a few feet, but it's still fun to be totally surrounded by water.

At the end of the trees, there's a boat, floating in the lake and tied up to what I realise must be a dock. I guess whoever used this didn't wanna be around the trees long enough to refine them.

It's just a small rowboat, but it looks a lot newer and fancier than the dock, and also a lot sturdier, so I hop in, giggling as it rocks from side to side.

I wonder if the owner would mind me borrowing this boat? Well, so long as I return it after, it should be fine.

Untying the rope, I pick up the oars, and start to push myself out into the lake. It's a little tough getting started, and I can feel the burn in my muscles, but I do manage to get moving, and start sailing out into the clear blue water.

"Ahhh," I sigh, taking a break from the oars once I'm out a good way, "now this is the life. Red sky above, blue water all around, cool breeze on my skin, shark fin thirty feet away..."

Wordlessly, I sit back down, take hold of the oars, and row for my life.

"Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope!" I frantically try and turn the boat back towards the shore, but my rapid paddles end up sending me spinning in a circle. After a couple of turns I have to stop, I'm getting too dizzy.

Turning my head the opposite way of the boat's spin, I see the shark fin bearing down on the boat super quickly. There's no time to get out of the way!

Grabbing my sword, I pull it out, and hold it like a harpoon, ready to spear the shark if it makes a lunge at me. Although it doesn't help that I have to keep turning myself in order to keep facing towards it.

Once the fin is no more than a couple of feet away, I thrust my sword down into the water... and hit nothing. At the last moment, a grey blur bursts from the lake, and lands on my boat.

Rather than a shark, I actual find myself facing a shark girl! She's human shaped, but has shiny grey skin, silver hair, a shark tail, and the trademark fin in the middle of her back, between her shoulders. Her black two-piece swimwear is pretty light on material, covering pretty much only the bare necessities.

She's looking at me, and grinning, showing off her razor-sharp teeth. I quiver.

"Are you gonna eat me?"

She chuckles, licking her lips. "Nah. I just wanna play."

"Oh, phew!" I breathe a deep sigh of relief. "You had me worried there for a second."

"Heads up though," she smirks, "I play 'rough'!"

"Sooo, what game are we playing?" I ask.

"It's simple, really. We fight. If I beat you down, I win. But if you, a land-dweller, manages to beat a shark girl like me in the middle of a lake... well, you'll win, and I'll be damn embarrassed to boot."

A fight? Out here? "Whuh, no fair!"

She shrugs. "Deal with it." With this, the battle music begins.

I try to steady myself into a battle stance, but the boat's still spinning, and it rocks every time I shift my weight. If I want a chance, I'm gonna have to do something about this!

Ducking forward quickly, I grab both of the oars, and jab them flat into the water, holding tight as I apply the brakes to this spin-fest. It's working! The boat slowly steadies itself, until it pretty much comes to a complete stop.

I'm worried the girl is gonna hit me while I'm doing this, but she just stands there, watching me. I guess she does have some sense of fair play after all.

Redrawing my sword, I step towards her, despite the boat being like two steps wide, and swing down at her with the flat of the blade. It smacks her in the side, though she doesn't seem too bothered.

I'm readying my sword for a second swing, when the girl gives me a wink, and quickly pulls up her bikini top! The sight of her perky breasts bouncing free distracts my penis long enough for her to give me a hard kick to the face, knocking me to the floor of the boat.

"Aw, don't worry baby," she teases, "you’re gonna get the full package in a moment!"

Ooh, that sounds promising, my penis thinks.

No, silly, remember what Amily said.

She said... we can fuck whoever we want?

Yes, but we have to stay in control at the same time. We can't just give up fights!

Okay, fine. Whatever, it's all the same to me.

I seem to have made my penis sulk.

I stand back up, and take another swing at her, this time aiming for her chest. Unfortunately, at the last second, she dives away from my blade, leaping gracefully into the water.

I dash to the edge of the boat, looking down into the lake to try and keep track her. I watch as her tail disappear under the boat, and hear a splash behind me a second later.

I see her perched on the end of the boat, facing away from me with her ass wiggling in the air. Again, my penis makes me pause and admire her, long enough for her to smack me across the face with her tail!

Penis, you gotta get yourself under control. You're a liability!

I regret nothing. Now keep staring at her tits.

We can stare at her tits all we want once we win, okay?

Well you're not gonna manage much talking to your penis, are you? And you say I'M the liability.

Honestly, I'm gonna need to have a word with him once this is all over. The shark girl is still facing away from me, and as she starts standing back upright, I see my cue to attack, and swing the sword at the back of her head.

She's less unaware than I thought, and manages to put her tail between my sword and her head. Though it still counts as a hit I guess. She turns around, smirking, and pulls out her tits again. Before I can remember not to look, I look, and get a kick in the face.

This isn't going too well, but it could be worse. At least she hasn't sunk my boat with her teeth. She's not as unfair as I thought.

Okay, this time, I'll get her! I come at her with a thrusting motion, only to change it into a side-swing at the last second, catching her as she dives away. She's knocked overboard, landing in the lake with a SPLOOSH!

After a couple of seconds, her hand bursts out of the water, gripping the side of the boat and pulling herself up. It looks like her bikini top came loose in the water... it's a trap! I raise my arms to guard my face, but her kick plants itself in my belly instead, knocking me to my knees.

She lands gracefully from her leaping attack, and grins, showing off her top held in her other hand, which she quickly puts back on. "Aww, you really do like my tits, huh?"

Rather than getting to my feet, I try and catch her off-guard by making a swing at her ankles. Sadly, I fail, and she leaps over my blade, landing ass-first on my head. My penis enjoys the feel of her ass-cheeks on my head. I am less eager about the feel of her tail whipping across my spine.

Still, she's left herself pretty vulnerable! Knowing that she'll probably expect my sword, I try a different tactic, throwing myself backward as hard as I can. She lands with a THUMP on the deck, and my head slips between her legs to headbutt her hard in the stomach.

"Oof!" she gasps. "Heh, not bad. Taking advantage of my vulnerable position. Lemme return the favour..."

She lifts her top, and slides her body down to trap my head between her boobs.

Ahhh, my penis sighs, I'm in heaven...

The shark girl then kicks me right in the crotch.

FUCK, HELL, I'M IN HELL! FUUUUUUU...

My body crumples up, as I clutch at my wounded groin. This is the worst pain ever! What did she do? Was that some kind of special attack?

The shark girl slides out from under me, and stands up, chuckling as she gazes down. "Hehehe, such a reliable weak spot. So, give up, or do you want a few more kicks for good luck?"

Weak spot? My penis?! Penis, you get hurt this much if you get hit?! Why didn't you tell me?!

I didn't know, I've only existed for a few hours!

Are all guys like this? How do they even live? Oh wait, there do tend to be more girls than guys in the world... maybe they don't. Still, I'M alive, and I'm not going down that easy! I slowly unfold my body, and shakily get to my feet.

"Ohh? Impressive," the shark girl coos. "Not many guys could get back up after one of those."

"Well, I'm not many guys," I tell her. "I'm just one." I make it look like I'm leaning on my sword like a cane, but then quickly swing it upward. She's startled, and hastily tries to block with her bare hands, but this just rewards her with a gash carved up her right arm.

"Gahh!" she cries out in pain, "That hurt, you dick! Let's see how you like bleeding!"

She catches my sword arm on the downswing, and sinks her fangs into it.

"Ahh, ahhhhhh! You are eating me!" I yell, panicking. Without really thinking about it, I bring my other fist around to hit her in the skull. This just makes her bite down harder!

"Let... go!" I scream, kicking her in the stomach. She's knocked back, and her teeth drag painfully across my skin as they are forced out of my flesh.

I sink back to my knees, clutching at my bleeding arm. "I give, I give! You win!"

"Heh. Told you I play rough." I feel the shark girl's bare foot press against my chest, and she roughly shoves me onto my back.

"Oh man, I can't even remember the last time I had an actual man..." she says, as she pulls my pants down to my ankles.

Ooh, I think I like where this is going, my penis chimes.

You sure recovered quickly.

Well, you know what they say- wait, is she doing what I think she OH CRAP!

Sure enough, she crouches down between my legs, and leans forward to take my whole dick into her mouth, knot and all. I'd probably be impressed by the flexibility of her jaw, if I weren't so distracted.

"Don't bite my penis don't bite my penis don't bite my penis..." I mumble, paralysed by fear, pain, and arousal. Her long tongue feels heavenly as it slithers around my shaft, but I'm permanently tensed up, expecting her fangs to scratch against my knot at any second.

Thankfully, it only lasts a few seconds before she pulls her head away, with strands of saliva still linking my dog-cock to her lips like a leash. As I follow the trails, I notice that her teeth are actually surprisingly human looking now... she catches my gaze, and flashes me a grin, her regular fangs popping back out then retracting again with a snikt.

The shark girl quickly moves herself over me, straddling my waist and positioning her pussy atop my dick. She presses herself down, and we both gasp sharply as I sink inside.

"Hmm, good boy..." she moans. "You make me cum first, and I won't bite you. Deal?"

"Uhhh... maybe?" I give her an awkward grin in response. I'll certainly try not to make her more mad, but...

Ohhhh dude! This pussy has some crazy tentacle things in it! And they're massaging me! I can feel the pains just melt away...

No, cling on to the pains, dummy! We may need them if we want to survive!

I focus on the feeling from a few moments ago, the terrible ache of being punched in the crotch. It's faded slightly, but sure enough, it's still there, and I manage to bring it back to the surface.

The shark-girl has sunk herself down to my knot by this point, and she's clearly ready to get the show on the road. She starts bouncing roughly on my prick, hammering up and down on me like I'm a rodeo bull.

It certainly feels nice, but each slam of her pussy lips against my knot brings the pain back to the front, so I flip from sore to ecstatic and back again over and over. It's uncomfortable, but if it keeps me from getting bitten again, it'll be worth it.

Eventually, with one great slam, she forces herself down all the way, her vagina clamping hard around my knot, as she throws her head back and moans loudly in orgasm. This is my cue to stop holding myself back, and it's a good thing too, since the feelers inside her pussy suddenly started to go crazy! I grunt, and give my penis the signal to fire at will, with which it does not waste any time, pumping ropes of my seed into the shark girl's womb.

Once our mutual orgasms die down, the shark girl leans forward, and plants a light kiss against my lips.

"Good boy. I'll be sure to see you again."

She stands up, and my butt lifts off the deck with her. I am left suspended by my knot for a second, but before any serious damage can be done, I feel her feelers pushing my dick outwards in unison, and I pop free, dropping back down to the floor of the boat.

She giggles, flashing me one last grin before leaping from the boat and diving down into the water.

Okay, I think I'm gonna take a nap now, my penis tells me, you wanna join?

Yeah... that's a... good idea...

And then I pass out.

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