The sandwich. That awe inspiring sandwich. It just had to be hers, and so it was. Gordon ramsey was a wonderful cook after all, and heck! If you get greeted by magical flying sandwiches in the afterlife, why not choke on your sandwich?

WARNING. Fic contains:
Extremely mild scootaloo chicken jokes
Excess stupidity
Lots and lots of sandwiches
A [censored]load of [censored] profanity