The Tale of The Alicorn

I woke up to snow.

"What the...?"

Apparently my hideaway wasn't as good as I thought.Looking up,the trees that make up my home dumped a bunch of freakishly cold snow on my face.

"AAAIEEE!!!!" I laughed then frowned. "I must've woken up every predator around." I muttered.

I started brushing myself off and started formulating a daily to-do plan.This is the results:

STEP 1:Wash.FREEZING COLD!Got frostbite.FAIL

STEP 2:Dress.Made a small cape weaving together some plants.EH.

STEP 3:Secure some wood for fire.SUCCESS.Found some wood in cove.Will definitely explore later.

STEP 4:Catch some food.EH.Waited three hours.Only caught rabbit and went out,found clover,mint,and honey.

STEP 5:Start a fire.SUCCESS.5 hours.Finally a spark.

STEP 6:Get some water.SUCCESS.Found small river.Melted,not sure how to get it back.

STEP 7:Make a canteen.FAIL.Couldn't find any material to make it with.

"This is good!" I smiled as I looked over my supplies.

"So far,I've got a good fire going.Hmm,what else could I do?Ah-ha!" I shouted as I spotted the perfect stick.

An hour later....

"OK,that was a.........nightmare." I was covered in shavings,but I had a spit!

"OK,good fire,rabbit roasting,oh!" I started out,looking for something to use as a plate.Rushing in my home after 3 hours,I started covering my plate artistically with mint,then took the rabbit.

"OK...." .I then preceded to stuff the rabbit with the mint and honey.

"Oh my gosh,this is delicious!"  I thickly said through a rabbit leg.

"Hmm.........What should I do next?Ooh!"I spotted the bent over trees from earlier this morning......

"OK,I dink dis is enough," I said thickly.I had gone out and gathered a whole bunch of sticks.I la them out and sat,thinking

"So this goes here and this goes here," I Slowly but steadily,I made a kinda wall/fortress around the clearing.

"There are....UGH!" The sticks kept on tipping over,and it was angering me soooooo much.

"Negh!!!" I snapped the twigs in my frustration."Why can't anything go right!"

But I had one crucial mistake.All of a sudden,a rasping voice sounded behind me.

I turned around,wide eyes,pupils dilated.

"I see you have not missed me.Well,I have missed you."