Whack your Assistant!

by TittySparkles

Shaken baby syndrome

Previous Chapter

“Twilight? Are you ok?” Spike asked as he noticed her eyes were diluted slightly and her mouth was in a twisted grin.

“I’m fine,” Twilight replied as calmly as possible. “I’m just enjoying my experiments.”

“What experiments are you doing?” Spike asked as his eyes looked to the pile of scrolls.

“Oh you know, experiments that involve my number one assistant,” Twilight replied as she lit up her horn. “Now for my next test.”

“Wah? Hey, what are you doing to me?” Spike shouted as he found his body taken hold of by magic and was slowly lifted in the air.

“Experimenting! Now considering you’re still a baby dragon, I wonder if shaken baby syndrome will work on you,” Twilight replied before she looked away with a puzzled look on her face.

“Wait, what did you just say?” Spike asked as he flailed about to break free.

“Shaken baby syndrome,” Twilight replied as she focused her magic on his shoulder and started to violently shake him. “Gotta see if you can die from it!”

“Ahhhh! T-Twilight!” Spike screamed, his voice bouncing back and forth as he body started to violently shake.

Twilight smiled and her grin got wider and she shook him so hard that his brain rattled around in his skull, getting very damaged as it bounced off the walls inside his head. Spike tried to speak but he became to dizzy and disoriented to say a proper word. Even if he could speak it wouldn’t have mattered considering Twilight was so focused on killing him, she blocked everything out. She stared with her crazed grin, smiling cheek to cheek while her jaw twitched slightly. Even with him being shaken violently, Spike saw her expression and tried to figure out what caused her to act crazy.

Soon the shaking cased Spike’s brain to rupture and for a few seconds he became brain dead until the snapping of his neck released him from the torment. Eventually she stopped but frown as she noticed his eyes were glazed over and a trinkle of blood was running down his nose, indicating internal trauma of some kind.

“Already? I know his brain was tiny but I was sure he could take a bit more abuse then that!” Twilight said in an annoyed tone as she dropped him like the dead baby he was, before noticing his neck was broken. “Stupid pencil neck of yours broke as well it seems… oh well, better take a note and go onto the next test!”

Just before she turned to her note, Twilight focused her magic on his head and pulled it up sharply. The sound of his neck cracking played on her ears but she ignored it as she looked at his face one last time.

“Hmm, a bit of blood flowing from his nose signals I may have ruptured his brain a bit. That or I knocked his brain so hard against his nose that I broke it. No, don’t be stupid, Twilight, you clearly ruptured his brain.”

Letting go of his head, Twilight watched as his face fell to the floor with a hard thud, before she grabbed her note and started to write.

Death experiment number 12- Shaken baby syndrome. Much like how baby ponies can die from this, it seemed it also extends out to dragons as well. Though it took a bit more energy than it would a normal baby, the victims brain looked like it was ruptured inside his skull, thus leading to his death.  Should also note that the victims neck snapped in the process.

Twilight stopped and looked at Spike one last time before putting the note down and grabbing a time scroll.

`You know… if felt good to shake him like that. Frustration for all the times he annoyed me.”

Twilight stopped and quickly grabbed his body one last time before she started to shake it again.

“This is for wetting the bed and not changing the sheets right away, causing the whole place to stink, you stupid dragon!” Twilight screamed at him, venting at him for a past grievance, before she tossed his body a few feet.

“Okay, calm down, Twilight,” Twilight told herself as she took a few deep breathes and opened the scroll. “You got that out your system, now focus back on experimenting. Time reset!”