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Whack your Assistant!

by TittySparkles
Comment driven story where you tell me how Twilight kills Spike

Many dark and dastardly things are done in the pursuit of research and Twilight knows this rule very well. Thankfully with the aid of magic, Twilight is able to push the limits of pursuit and make very large gains in any topic she wanted to. The topic she wishes to learn about next is how durable and how many ways a baby dragon can be killed. Armed with a memory wiping spell and a time reversing one to boot, Twilight begins her dark descent into the pointless murdering of her number one assistant.

Comment driven story where you name me an object ( or anything at all) and I in turn write a short story about how it's used to kill Spike.

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Dark
Comedy
 

10638 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

12 Chapters:

  1. prologue to death- Scissors 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1273
  2. magical suffocation 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    801
  3. book beatdown 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    650
  4. bleach test 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    854
  5. anal impalement 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    594
  6. Pop goes the balloon! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1241
  7. Neck snap 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    514
  8. praise the sun! 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1238
  9. flash freeze 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    620
  10. the parasprite 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    788
  11. skinning 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1340
  12. Shaken baby syndrome 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    725