Whack your Assistant!

“Alright, I have about a dozen scrolls left,” Twilight said she started to turn her head towards the pile. “I should… wha? My pile isn’t going down?”

Looking at her pile of time scrolls, Twilight noticed it was the exact same as when she first started. Though a bit confused, she quickly remembered anything outside her safety zone would come back.

“Haha! I… I can keep doing this as long as I want!” Twilight said with glee. “How I missed this part in my review beforehand surprises even me! Hey… I wonder if dragon scales keep their strength even when frozen solid…”

“Hey, Twilight wh-“

Twilight didn’t let Spike finish and quickly conjured up the same sphere as before.

“I’ll freeze him and check to see how much strength it takes to break his body!” she said as he looked back at her confused assistant and began to use a spell to freeze his body.

Unlike her previous experiment where she made his death slow, Twilight was so eager to hit him with a blunt object, she used a flash freeze spell and turned him into a frozen statue. As the spell finished, the only expression on his face was a twisted frown that let did just before the spell took its full effect.

“Alright, now the fun part of picking a toy to use,” Twilight said as she began to think long and hard. “Sledge hammer? Nah, too manly. Hey maybe I’ll use a baseball bat!”

Quickly conjuring up one, Twilight smiled as the solid wooden bat appeared before her eyes. Looking at it more, her body shuddered as she oogled its impressive length and the smoothness of it. At first she wanted to use her magic and swing it, but wanting to feel the large wooden on her hooves, she reached up, grabbed it, and slowly stroked its godly length.

“Oh baby, you can please me any day,” Twilight said to it as she rose to her hind legs and held the bat steadily in her grasp.

As she dropped the sphere spell, Twilight got ready to swing for his head until she stopped and noticed his legs were spread.

“Well I might as well aim for a ball or two,” Twilight remarked as she lit up her horn and lifted his body up so his rear would face her. “Shame they are so small.”

Taking a deep breath, Twilight pulled back and then quickly swung it forward, letting it connect with his ass before the sound of glass shattering played in her ears. As his body broken into millions of pieces, Twilight smiled knowing she froze his body so well that even his blood and the acid in his fire gland were pure ice.

“Hey, I actually broke him in the first try!” Twilight said to herself, rather surprised his solid body broke. “Heh, seems I’m not as physically weak as I thought. Anyway, might as well take a note.”

Death experiment 9- Flash freeze. Victims body was turned into a frozen statue and hit with a baseball bat. Even with an alicorn like myself who has limited physical capabilities, I was able to successfully shatter his body into a million pieces with a single swing.

Twilight looked up and smiled at the shards of frozen flesh and scales littering her room before she frowned at her decaying attitude.

“I-I shouldn’t be having fun doing this. I’m just enjoying pursuing research, not the deaths of my usele- number one assistant,” Twilight said to herself before she looked back at her baseball bat. “Hmm, wonder if a steel bat would be more effective.”

Dropping the bat, Twilight grabbed a scroll and hit it.

“Time reset!”