The Rock, the Dress and the Unicorn

Tom the Rock is a rock. Rarity is a Unicorn. This is a short story about a dress, made by Rarity, worn by Tom. And Tom the Rock is still a rock.

A short story about Tom the Rock and Rarity the Unicorn. It involves a dress. It could very well be a famous children's book in the near future.

EDIT: I wasn't being serious on this becoming popular, but holy moly! I doubt this is enough for featuring, but DAMN, a good response or what?