Celestia could have sworn she heard Luna teleport into the throne room; but she was no where to be seen.

"Shouldn't they be back by now? I'm sure Twilight wouldn't be keeping them all night long..." She said to her guards which simply shrugged in response.

Oh mother of Equestria... She realized why she heard the pop of teleportation magic... She realized where they had gone, but she was too late.

"GOTCHA!" Me and Luna screamed as we each threw a small cake we got from the kitchen at her, yelling, "Told you, if you eat too much cake it'll come back to haunt you!" We fucking booked it out of there, giggling and laughing like children. We weren't going to be waiting around to what she was going to do.

"Yo-you're majesty?" Flash asked in concern.

"If. They. Do. This. Again... I'm sending Seth to the moon for a day." She developed her wicked smirk and Flash gulped, scared for the life of the only human in this world.

"Hahahahaha!" Oh my god this is the most fun I've had since I was 5! I can't believe she talked me into it, that was the goddess of the sun, and I threw a cake at her! Bet no one but Luna can say that.

"Was it not worth it, Seth?" Luna asked as we ran to her room as fast as we could, her smile never leaving her muzzle.

"Luna, that was fucking great! I think I can see why you like pranking Celestia so much now." I said with a smirk as we ran up her stairs.

"Told you it was going to be wonderful! Just trust me sometimes and thou shant be disappointed!" Oh, believe me, I trust anything you say now.

"Always." I told her as we reached the top of the stairs. I looked at the same two guards that were here this morning...and last night. "Gents." I said as I bowed and heard Luna let out a faint giggle as they stared at me for a moment.

Luna went inside and went into her bathroom. I turned back to the guards.

"How about you guys leave for like three hours, and come back after that?" This is going to be interesting.

"How about no?" How about you go fuck yourself and I can have fun with Luna without you hearing?!

"Sorry, I know you're not exactly supposed to cause it's kinda your entire job and all. But come on guys, you realllly want to hear us again?" This got a weird look in return to my question.

"Nice try, man. But all we heard last night was Luna. And duuuude did she scream." You little fuck...

"Ok, that's going a little far." His buddy chimed in. YES a sensible bastard! "I mean come on, that's his mare. Also it's Princess Luna... Wonder what would happen if Seth here told her about that?" Haha, I like this guy. "I think we can leave for a little while. Not three hours, but how about... Two? We can just go to the mess hall for a while and if we see Celestia it's not like she's going to question it if we say Seth told us too."

That's going a little far and beyond with the whole 'tell Celestia I told you to' thing, but fuck it. All she can do is laugh at us at breakfast. "THANK YOU." He jumped back a few inches from my outburst. "You sir, are getting a raise or some shit. Whatever you want. YOURS!" I said as I ran in the room and slammed the door behind me.

"See? All you gotta do is agree with the strange guy Luna fell in love with and you get a raise. Stop being such a buzzkill for the guy." The other guard just shook his head.

"We get in trouble, it's on you."

I made my way into the bathroom where Luna went into not a few minutes ago. I could clearly hear the shower; water raining down into and empty chamber. Where did she go? I looked around me and couldn't find her anywhere.

"Luna? You in here?" I asked out loud. Getting nothing in response I decided 'fuck it, I'm going in'. I stripped down to my bare skin and opened the door, stepping inside and letting the warm water greet me.

I heard a small tingle of magic behind me and I turned as fast as I could. Quick enough to catch Luna tackling me to the floor of the shower, making the door swing open with her laying atop me. The Light filtering through the swirling mist behind her making Luna look like a real goddess.

This time, like the other night, she's more forceful and makes the first move. Pressing her lips to mine, her tongue slipping between my lips and exploring every crevasse of my mouth. My tongue interlocked with hers, thrashing madly against it, tasting how sweet her mouth is.

With a soft 'pop' She pulled herself off me, saliva strands attached as her tongue left the confines of my mouth. Walking back into the shower, she winked at me and swished her wet tail around for me to follow.

I practically leaped back into the shower, staring at her as she was sitting on the floor, staring at me with half lidded eyes and a wicked smile. I took another step towards her and she opened her mouth, almost like she was waiting for a treat.

I obliged her; sliding my length into her open maw. Her eyes went wide and she bobbed her head a few times before letting me out of her mouth and facing the wall, propping herself up with her front hooves, looking back at me with that sexy gaze of hers, spreading herself open for me.

Luna squealed as I slammed my member into her. Cute moans and squeaks leaving her as I continued my assault on her nether regions, pumping in and out of her as she screamed in ecstasy. Her wet walls of silk wrapped around my length, her muscles constricting I can almost feel her entire stomach churning to accommodate my member and drain me.

I slammed in, again and again, powering through her insanely winking pussy as I reached down to pinch on her little nub, and rub it as I kept pounded her sopping marehood.

I've never felt anything like this before. The exotic muscle spasms, that she seems to use to keep me inside her when ever I slam in and seem to loosen as I pull out only yo to pound her even harder than before. Each individual fold gripping my cock as shrieks from Luna's panting muzzle from pleasure reach my ears, only encouraging me to pump faster than before and bring her to sweet climax.

Abdominal muscles clench and release my throbbing member as it occupies her body. Holy shit this feels amazing. Luna's marehood is only heating up as she nears satisfaction, as the moans and squeals she's been releasing have only been picking up in intensity and magnitude.

I felt her shudder in my hands, and if the loud shriek she just let out signaled anything, she came as I constantly pounded away at her tight pussy. Feeling myself reach the point of no return faster than I had hoped, I felt like I should warn her.

"L-luna! I'm gunna, umf!" I said through clenched teeth trying to hold back as long as I could.

"On my face! Do it on my face!" She yelled as I slipped out of her and she turned around; mouth opened wide, hooves underneath her mouth to catch any that didn't make it in.

I stroked my dick a few times letting out a grunt as I sent my load flying off onto her face. Strands of cum splaying lewdly across her muzzle, in her mouth, and landing a rope of baby batter across one her eyes; she closed it immediately.

She licked her lips while looking up to me, showing all she collected in her mouth before swallowing and gulping it down, moaning as she did so. She wiped her face off with a hoof, licking it and moaning again as she tasted me on her tongue, then dipping her face into the shower's stream of water; cleaning her face from any that was left.

Looking up to me from behind her wet mane and hopping up to me to stare deeply into my eyes; love resounding through those gorgeous sapphire pearls I can only hope I was showing through my own as well. She whispered in my ear as she hugged me tight.

"Never leave me..." She said.

"Never, Luna... never." I could sense the large and content smile she was wearing as I turned to shower off and picked her up, kicking the door open and walking out of the shower. I set her down, grabbing a couple of towels off the rack and bringing it over to her so I could dry that wonderful blue coat off and feel her fur against my skin again.

I finished drying her off and myself; even though it took an extra 30 minutes because she held my head in her hooves when I got up to try and dry her mane, and wouldn't let go as we made out, lips moving over one another, small bites and nibbles from her end sending shivers down my body. When she finally let me dry her off and myself completely, we made our way back into bed.

She hopped up onto the bed first like I'm guessing she'll always do. Waiting for my to crawl in so she could snuggle up against my side or let her head fall and lay over my chest.

She decided with laying her head over my chest, staring at me with tired and groggy eyes. 'Why is she so tired at night? Maybe its because she's not used to being up during the day...

"I love you, Seth..." She said sleepily.

"I love you too, Luna. And I always will." I told her as I pecked her forehead, earning a cute little 'yaaay' as she was swept into her dreams.

Another night lacking sleep, another morning of a beautiful sunrise brought to me by Celestia who was only about a thousand feet away from this very room. I didn't want to wake Luna this time. She needs more sleep than she lets on. The only reason she got up yesterday is because I needed to go somewhere and she was my only way there, plus I don't think I could bare to be that far from her...

Welp, time to go for a walk. Maybe I could go see Celestia and talk about stuff before Luna gets up. Meh, sounds good enough.

I got up as slowly and carefully as I could, going into stealth mode as I got out of bed without her so much as turning over or moving at all. Yes! I mentally high-fived myself and slipped my shoes on before opening the doors and closing them quietly.

"Have fun?" Oh gawwwwd.

"Yes. Yes I did..." I said as I walked past the two guards who were grinning like maniacs (holy shit, is Luna seriously loud enough to be able to hear through a shower, a bathroom door, and the rest of the fucking castle? Maybe we should soundproof this place?) and made my way down the stairs and down the halls til I reached the dinning hall.

I walked in alone, Celestia obviously seeming suspicious of me right away. "Where's Lulu?" She said slowly while putting down her coffee cup.

I held my hands up defensively, "Hey, calm down. She's sleeping in bed still. I got up and out because I haven't been able to sleep since I got here and I kind of thought you would like to chat about things. I don't know, sorry for being me..." I said sadly and put my head down onto the table and covered my face with my arms.

"Oh Seth! I'm so sorry, I didn't realize- And you're faking aren't you..." Damn, she's catching on too fast.

"Mayyybe." I smiled as I let my arms fall back to my sides as I lifted my head up. "You're getting too good at reading me. Stooop it!" I said a little playfully to get that glare off her face.

"I've had Luna for a sister all my life, you think I'm not going to be able to read a second one of her?"

"Whatever. I tried." I grabbed a cup of coffee and gulped it down in a quick throw of it down my throat. Celestia looked at me quizzically. "What? Tired Seth equals need for coffee!" I told her as she smiled at my randomness and tried to start a conversation.

"So, I happened to get a letter from Twilight this morning..." This should be fun.

"Oh ya? What about?" I raised an eyebrow.

"Well for starters why did you tell her the moon was made of cheese from your universe?"

"Ahahahahaha!" I spat out my coffee and looked over to her. " Oh my god, she actually wrote that down!? I thought she would have seen how bad of a lie that was! I wonder if she put how-"

"How you also said that vampires ruled the world until the great 'Vanhellsing' came to punish them and send them back to hell?" This is awesome, I thought she would have picked up on how I was laughing and smiling when I told her this.

"She really put that in the letter?" I said as I had a shit eating grin plastered on my face.

"Yes... Also, if I might inquire what is this 'marijuana' you said had magical properties? I thought you said there wasn't magic in your world?" Oh fuck... I forgot I told her about weed... hmm. Side track her, mate. Great idea brain, but how? Ask her about the follow up session Twilight asked about how you were going to learn about pony stuff today. I love you, sometimes. Good, now bring me beer! Haven't had a drink since Jake was passed out. Soon, brain... soon.

"Uhhh, so Twilight said something to me about going back to Ponyville and having a session all about pony culture. She used up all the time yesterday asking me questions about Earth and my favorite EVERYTHING."

"She stared at me, noticing how I steered the conversation a different way. "Very well, but next time I ask you will be telling me..." Creepy. "Twilight did say she was indeed ecstatic about having another study session with you today. She said she learned so much about your species that she couldn't wait for you to have the same experience with pony culture." She clearly doesn't know the hell I went through... "And she even said how she could barely sleep so she wrote down as many questions about ponies you could ever want to know. As well as lending you her copy of Equestrian World History. My, she really has taken a liking to you."

"You seem surprised? I'm the only alien in Equestria and she's the biggest nerd I think I've ever seen. She has reading glasses and she has perfect vision, that's more than just determination." Celestia smiled sheepishly.

"Admittedly my fault. Ever since she found out about being the element of magic she, well, has been reading every book in the library and requesting more reading material for when she's done... She hasn't taken a break from her studies in a long time..."

"All... those books? There's hundreds in that library! And they're HUGE!"

"Yes, and Twilight has a passion for reading. What's your point?" Well fuck, she got me there.

"I... Never mind. So when would be the best for her today for my amazingly awake and hyper self to visit her small minded town?" When I said this she seamed surprised. Right! I forgot to tell her what happened, me and Luna were too distracted with throwing cake at her I completely blanked!

"What do you mean by that?"

"You're gunna have fun listening to this. Ok, so the very minute me and Luna get there the entire town was in full panic and started screaming and yelling, calling Luna, Nightmare Moon and to get inside and hide your foals so she doesn't get them."

Damn... Celestia looks fucking pissed.

"That's not even the best part though. One stallion actually yelled to get the Elements of Harmony and royal guards to banish her 'to her rightful place'. Can you believe that shit?" Holy fuck, I swear there's steam coming out of her ears. her face is contorted into something I can only describe as a 'I'm going to rip them in half' look.

"I'm going to rip them in half!" She fumed. (Called it)

"No, no. There was this sweet little filly that came right up to us when we were leaving to come back here last night. She ran right up and said how sorry her father was about calling Luna such bad names and stuff. I accepted the apology and so did Luna. I mean holy shit, this filly was beyond adorable, she called Luna, 'Princess Woona!'" Oh god, I'm gunna have a heart attack if I recall anymore...

Celestia's expression softened a bit. "Did she really call her Woona?" Ha, got ya.

"Yes indeedy! Luna forgot all about those ignorant bastards when this filly came up. I don't think she could stay mad..." In truth it was me, but hey, Luna forgave him too.

"Well... I guess no head ripping today." She said with a slight chuckle. She can be scary when she really wants to.

"Heh, that's good. So when would be an appropriate time to visit Ms. Sparkle? I do of course, mean to be punctual and to do my best to be polite to this splendid mare I've been graced to have in my presence." I said with snooty rich-folk tone.

"You... you really shouldn't do that." She was laughing by the time I finished my sentence. "It really doesn't suit you at all." She said with a kind smile.

"Alright, fine. But come one, that was pretty good. All I need is a top hat and a monocle and I'd fit right in with the nobles round here, huh?"

She's laughing and shaking her head at you, bro. That means n- FUCK OFF BRAIN!

"Su-sure. What ever you say, Seth." She stifled her giggles with a hoof and finally answering my question. "I would try her at noon. Spikes usually up by that time and Twilight will most likely be ready for you."

"Great. What time is it?"

"About seven in the morning." I stood up and started walking towards the door. "Going back to bed?" She asked.

"More accurately, going back to Luna." I said as I turned the corner and began my stroll back to her chambers.

I made my way back to Luna's warm bed, where she lay and slipped back in beside her waiting the next few hours in comfortable silence as she kept kicking and moving around the bed. She's the cutest when she sleeps...

A few hours later...

"Morning..." Luna spoke quietly as she woke up.

"Morning, Luna. Have a good sleep?" I asked her as I gave her a good morning kiss and moved my hand over her cheek.

"Mmm, wonderful, love."

She got up and out of bed fairly quickly this time, opting out of the shower since we had one last night. Then moved onto the dinning hall where I waited patiently for her to finish her meal as I sat there idly eating an orange and a pear.

"Alright." She said. "What are we doing today?" Urgh, she'll love this.

"Another study session with Twilight..." She looked like she was about to get up and go back to sleep before I said, "I know, I know. But I do kind of have to learn shit about ponies... Plus Celestia is making me..."

"Sister did always... have a way with words. Very well, when shall we leave again?"

"Actually about right now would be better than later."

"Fine..." I walked over to her side and she teleported us to Ponyville. They better have some fucking respect this time.

Author's Note

This chap is pretty much just half of the next one, but meh. Thought that two almost 4000 word chaps would be better than a single 7000 or something.

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