A Lonesome Dreamscape

God damn, I'm never going to get used to teleporting places. It feels like The Rock just punched me in the gut and tossed me through a table. Teleporting's weird as fuck...

Again, lurching forward and trying my best not to let loose my dinner and breakfast orange, I looked up to Luna with a pained expression on my face. But she wasn't looking at my face. She wasn't looking at me at all; she was staring ahead of us, with her jaw nearly hitting the dirt.

I looked in front of us and couldn't believe my eyes...

"WELCOME BACK!" Everypony yelled towards us with large goofy smiles, all looking sincere to the fullest extent. Oh my god, it looks like the entire town is standing in the middle of the streets, and what I guess is the town square. This is crazy...

I stared along the sides of the tops of the building and homes around us. There was a gigantic banner that read 'Welcome back to Ponyville sorry for being so mean the first time/Welcome to Ponyville party!'. This is amazing, there's seriously fucking lasers and music blaring everywhere you look.

All I could see was a random pink blur run straight past me and right up to Luna, shaking her hoof rapidly. "HeyaprincessLunasorryforeveryponybeingabunchofflankfacesandtreatingyousobadly!Thispartyisthebestwecandotoapologizeforwhatwedidsincewecanneverreallyunderstandhowbadlywemusthavehurtyou. WANT SOME CAKE?!"

Too bad that wasn't a question and the pink ball of hyperactive disorder shoved two large pieces of cake into our mouths. Its tastes worse than Luna's moonpies! Well worse in the sense that I can't taste anything but sugar. Seriously, it's like she broke down the molecular buildup of the ingredients to the cake and replaced it with sugar then drenched it in sugar flavored icing. I think my tongue just went numb. This will never be my last piece of this overwhelming deliciously decadent dessert of pure heaven...

"T-thank you, Laughter." Luna was finally able to choke out through her blockade of cake. "This is simply for us?" She asked, dumbfounded.

"Of course it is! Every pony felt terrible about how they acted before. Twilight told me that there was a new pony in town that wasn't exactly a pony considering he was from a completely different world and universe or something, so I ran around town as fast as I could and asked every pony if they had met him until I came to Magnum and Pearl and he said how foolishly he acted and about all the outrageous claims he made against Princess Luna!" How... How can anyone ever keep up with this thing? "PLUS!" Holy fuck, I jumped back a good foot. "This little filly here, was talking to Scootaloo and Applebloom about how awesome Seth was, at Sugarcube Corner!"

"What filly?" I asked in confusion.

The pink one that Luna called 'Laughter' developed a more dramatic stance; standing on her hind legs and shooting her foreleg out towards me. When she let her leg shoot out, the same cute-ass filly from the other day appeared out of fucking thin air on top of "Laughter's" hoof. How the fuck..?

"My name's Sweetie Belle!" She said to me as she extended a hoof up to the sky, trying to be all dramatic like the pink one. It didn't go over that well considering her voice cracked when she told me her name but I couldn't care less about that.

SHE'S FUCKING ADORABLE!

"Mine's Pinkie!" Pinkie said as she smiled so wide I think her face might fall off.

I picked Sweetie Belle up off of Pinkies hoof and held her sides as I brought her high into the air. "Oh my god, you're are the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life! How are you so adorable?!" I said to her as she giggled, only making her seem cuter to me. "I might have a heart attack from how cute you are!"

I swung her around for a minute, putting her down on the ground after giving her a little hug. She smiled brightly up to me as she crossed her hooves in front of her and trotted off happily to a group of little fillies- OMG THAT ONE HAS A BIG RED BOW ON HER HEAD! 'Why are all the kids in this place so fucking cute?! I want one!'

Before I could run off and snatch up a foal (which probably wouldn't help our case too well) Luna stopped me and shook her head slowly while holding my shoulders and looking into my eyes. This was her 'Do it and I swear to mother, I will vaporize you with ma lasorzzz!' look.

"Wasn't REALLY going to anyways..." I grumbled as she giggled at me.

"Oh we are surrrrre." She said teasingly.

The crowd that was gathered around us, seemed to have divided quite a bit; ponies chatting and laughing with another. Music at full blast, speakers hung and set up everywhere, sweets at every fucking turn. This place is awesome! Fuck studying, Ima get drunk.

Running up to the table decorated in goodies and punch with various other drinks I was extremely disappointed. There weren't any labels on anything so I had no idea what this shit was. No... Booze? I looked back to Luna, who was walking slowly up to me noticing my depressed expression.

"What's wrong, love?" I tried to hold back the tears so I could ask her something important.

"Its... Its... Are any of these drinks alcoholic?" I asked sniffling.

"I... No. No, no, no. None of these have alcohol in them. There's foals here! Why would they put booze on the table?!" She said angrily.

"Calm down, Luna... I was just asking a simple question." I said as I walked away; a cup of punch in one hand and a cupcake in the other.

"I swear he's always like this..." Luna said to Pinkie who was jumping up and down, furiously giggling. Luna lied, almost everything on the table except the punch had various amounts of booze in it. The punch bowl was for the foals who attended. "Too bad he couldn't just be nice~." She said as she picked up a cup of a clear liquid, tossing it back, and smiling.

"Seth!" Huh? "SETH!"

"Holy shit!" I yelled as Twilight screamed my name as she teleported in front of me. "Damn, Twilight. Could have just said Seth, turn around, I have ponies you should meet. NOT BELLOW MY NAME IN MY EAR." Her ears went flat against her head. "I'm joking, Twilight. I seriously don't care, haha." She got a little smile and motioned to a bunch of ponies beside her.

"And who are these beautiful mares?" I asked as they each developed a slight blush.

"Hehehe. Seth, this is Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Fluttershy. You've already met Pinkie." She said as she gestured to each of them, and then Pinkie scared the living shit out of me.

"THAT'S RIGHT!" She said from atop my shoulders then jumping down and standing next to her friends; bouncing all the while. How in the fucking fuck...

"Nice to meet all of you. I'm going to guess... hmmm, Elements of Harmony?" They all looked shocked I guessed it right off the bat, without them actually wearing their elements. But I kinda jacked a book from Luna's shelf the other night when I couldn't sleep.

"That's right... How'd y'all figure that one out, sugarcube?" HOLY FUCK THAT SOUTHERN DRAWL.

"Yes I must say, that was quite the educated guess darling." Oh god, the prissy one...

"Huaaaah! Can you read minds too?!?!" I knew it pinkie! Something was wrong with you...

"It wasn't that difficult when you read a book about what you girls did with the elements, haha." Twilight's eyes just popped wide open.

"You were reading an Equestrian book?! THAT'S GREAT!" The amount of nerd radiating from her core is like a tornado.

"Urgh, the guy gets to a party and you want to talk about books?" Rainbow Dash, exaggerated with a heavy sigh. "Lets at least get him a drink before you go full bookworm on him." Wait, what?

"Uh, I kinda already have one right here." I said as I lifted up my punch.

"Pfft, that's filly shit. I mean a REAL drink." Wait...

"You mean like an a-l-c-h-o-l-i-c drink?" I asked slowly as my eyes squinted.

"Uh yeah! What's the matter you don't drink?" I'm going to fuck her UP.

"LIAR!!!!" I screamed and pointed towards Luna. The girls just looked at me with confused gazes. "SHE TOLD ME THERE WASN'T ANY BOOZE HERE!"

"What?! How could she!" I'm liking Rainbow more and more...

"I know! How brutal can you be?"

"Dude, follow me and prepare to get drunk." She said as she pointed me over to a table with her wing.

"YES!" I started walking but a little squeak stopped me. Looking down I saw a shy butter yellow pegasus, who was hiding completely behind her mane, looking terrified...

"Hey there, Fluttershy. Are you really being scared by me?" She nodded the best she could as she shook constantly. "Is it because I'm super tall compared to you?" She nodded shakily again. Awee. "Well how about if I tell you a secret that no one else knows about? Would you feel a little better around me?"

She pushed her mane out of her eyes slightly, and nodded again, but less terrified.

I leaned in to her ear as slow as I could not to startle her. Whispering I said, "I'm scared to death right now... I just came here two days ago, from a world where ponies couldn't even talk. This is all a little new for me too. But I'm sure if we get to know each other, we could be fine with one another. How about it, Fluttershy?" I got back up from my kneeling position, noticing the happy and warm smile on her face.

"I-I'd like t-that..." She said, obviously less scared than before.

"Awesome. Cause you seem like a very sweet mare. Lets talk more after I finish with Rainbow, what do you say?"

"T-that would be n-nice, Seth." slowly turning and trotting away from me, I could see a little smile on her lips. Yayyy! another pony that's fucking cute as hell! (What? They're seriously all so damn adorable!)

I walked away, following the screams of 'GET OVER HERE BEFORE I START DRINKING WITHOUT YOU' and over to the table Rainbow and Applejack were at.

"Alright, calm your flanks. I'm here."

"Dude, its cider. IT CAN NEVER WAIT!" She said as she shook me roughly. I think I found my new drinking buddy, Jake!

"Cider? Really? That soft, bitch shit?" Rainbow turned white when I said this. "What?" She pointed to Applejack. apple..jack...apple..cider... shit.

"Heh. You don't know cider til you've had some of the Apple family's stash." She said as her left eye began to twitch violently.

"What percentage is it?"

"All Apple family cider is 60 and up, partner!" HOLY SHIT

"60 and up?! That's like vodka! Where I'm from it's like %10!" I said slack-jawed.

"What's the matter? you yella bellied?" She poked me with a hoof, a smirk on her muzzle.

"Yella? You have no idea who you're talking to, pony." I said to her as I grabbed a mug and held it out to her.

She grabbed it in a hoof. "Feel like making a little bet?" I'm loving this town and these ponies!

"What kind of bet do you propose?"

"I bet y'all, me and Rainbow here can drink you under the table by 7 at night!" God I love this place. 1pm and they're ready to get plastered? My new home is glorious.

"Deal. What happens if you two win?" They looked at each other and nodded.

"If we win, you gotta help us out on the farm tomorrow morning. I already rapped Dash into helpin' me and I'm sure she wouldn't mind a little less work. Right sugarcube?"

"Bucking rights." Rainbow said with a large grin.

Physical labor after a night of drinking... alright. "And if I win?"

They both laughed at me, covering their mouths with a hoof. "If you somehow magically-"

"Even though you have no chance in Tatarus!"

"-Win, you can pick what ever you want. Sound good?"

These ponies greatly underestimate my power levels. "Sounds perfect."

She yelled over to a few ponies to bring over a bunch of barrels filled with cider.

"Now. We start of with a mug of cider, and for every mug you drink; you get one point." Points? The fuck is this, Hogwarts? "Every mug you drink, somepony will fill another up for ya until you keel over. Pony with the most points even if they pass-out wins. Ready?"

"Oh hell yes."

"You know it, Aj!"

"Here goes the first mug!" She yelled out as we clinked glasses and chugged it back.

"Holy shit. This is the sweetest and most alcoholic thing I've ever had." I said as some random pony filled up my mug, passing it over.

"Heheh. Told you, you hadn't tried cider til you tried mine." She spoke through her mouthfuls of booze.

The ponies dipping the mugs into the cider were laughing the whole time they did there part. Scooping the mugs into the barrels of golden heaven, passing them over to us as they repeated the motion over and over again.

Staring intensely at me as they drank, Rainbow and Aj threw back another cup; smirking at me as I finished mine just after they did there's. 'They really think they're going to win, don't they?' I thought to myself as I gulped down the sweet tasting liquor.

Four mugs of cider down; God only knows how many left.

"So, Luna. How are you liking the party?" Twilight asked the smiling princess.

"It is most enjoyable, Twilight Sparkle. We.. We have not had a party since our birthday long ago." She said without losing her smile.

"Well that's good. Pinkies parties are always the best! I learned that when I first came to Ponyville." She giggled, remembering her first pinkie party. She stop laughing for a moment. "Wait. Luna, when IS your birthday?" The young unicorn asked in wonder.

"Not surprised they don't have it in the history books..." She took a deep breath, exhaling slowly. " Our date of birth is when the moons glow is brightest and all who look apon it are enveloped in the memories of our past. Twas an enchant mother placed apon our beloved moon when we were born."

"Wait... So your birthday is on the night of 'Ever Lasting Glow'?" This peaked Luna's interest.

"They named it that? Strange, but I'm not complaining if they at least remembered it as our date, though." She said, still not letting her smile slip. She was loving the time she had at this town.

"You mean... Those images... All those images that flashed through the sky were yours?" She actually stayed the night to watch them? I never thought somepony would stay that long...

"Yes, Twilight. They were of better times and calmer years..." She said, almost beginning to frown, then perking up to ask her something. "Did you enjoy seeing Tia as a foal?" She asked with a smile.

"That was Celestia!? But-But her mane was completely different, and she didn't have her cutie mark!" Twilight couldn't believe that little foal was here teacher. She was so playful and rambunctious.

"Hahaha, yes Twilight. It was Tia alright. How did everypony else like it?" She asked, really enjoying this conversation.

"Well... I've been the only pony other than Vinyl Scratch to actually stay out til 4am to see it happen... I don't think anypony else has seen it in centuries.." She ended, rubbing the back of her head with a hoof.

"We see..." Luna looked downtrodden to Twilight, but in truth she was happy that at lest two ponies still cared enough to wait that long... "But no matter, Sparkle. We are glad you enjoyed the memories of our sister and Equestria from ages past." She smiled softly at Twilight.

She couldn't believe it... Luna was actually happy. She was truly happy; somepony who had gone through so much pain and caused so much pain, can actually be smiling for real once again... "I'm happy I could be apart of your celebration, Luna." She looked past her and at Seth drinking alongside her friends, laughing about anything they said.

He was needed in this world... He was needed and she was glad He had come.

"Come on, Luna. Lets see what Seth's up too." She told her as they turned began walking over to the table.

"And that's why I ran into the bush before the cops got me!" I yelled out as the two mares laughed nice and hard at my story.

"Oh my Celestia! How did you even get onto the roof?!" Rainbow asked through constant giggles.

"Ya! And where did the cake come from?!" Aj laughed again, letting loose a torrent of cider from her mug.

"Hey, you know. Secrets and all that." I said as I threw back another mighty gulp of the apple goodness.

Looking past them, I could see Luna and Twilight starting to come over to the drinking session. Oh, oh! I wonder if Luna will drink with me!

Way too excited for my own good I raised a glass towards Luna, yelling "To our everlasting love!" and chugged it back, looking back at her, just in time to see her face go bright red and eyes go wide. HA! Oh my god this is on par with my last night back on Earth.

She walked over quite slowly, then sitting next to me and shifting in her seat a little. "Awe, is Luna flust-"

SMACK!

"Ow! Come on!" She smacked me upside the head with a hoof before looking away with her snout up.

"This is to happen if you do that again!" She scolded me, as she took my cider and drank it, giving it to the pony to fill up.

"Well sorrrrrrrrrrrrrry!" I said, slightly drunker than I thought I would be. Wait... Aj said 60 percent... I've had like 30 mugs by now. Am I dead yet? I checked my pulse and sighed. Nope, not yet! Bringing the mug the pony filled up for me back to my mouth, I heard a rather loud "Clunk". Putting the mug down I saw Rainbow out cold on the table'; cider spilling from her cup.

"One down, one to go. Your move Applejake."

"Jack*" She corrected me. "Apple. Jack."

"Yesh, yesh. Moving on!" I yelled as I chugged down my new cup of cider. The farmer gulping, not really sure how I'm not in Rainbow's position.

She looked down at her cup, gulping quite loud. Is she already too drunk? No waaaay. "I... BUCK IT!" She screamed as she dropped her cup and went for the barrel instead. Picking it up and turning it upside down. The ponies around us all started to cheer and yell "Chug, chug, chug!". She's like Jake with booze!

I LOVE THIS PLACE.

"Welp, here goes nothing." I finished off what little I had in my mug and opted to run to the table, trying to find the equipment needed before Applejack drank her barrel.

Pinkie fucking shot out of the punch bowl, spewing it out of her mouth in a steady stream onto my face. Wiping it off I asked her the most pressing question I will ever ask her. "Pinkie, do you have a funnel and a large hose about four feet long?!"

"Of course sillyhead!" She pulled them out of her fluffy mane and handed them to me. Fuck it, no time to question the power of her ways.

Running back to the drinking game I could see Aj lifting the barrel up, more and more. GOTTA HURRY. I got two ponies and told them what to do, they nodded rapidly in delight of my idea.

Applejack stopped to see if i was giving up by now. Too bad her jaw hit the table when she saw me standing next to it with a hose in my mouth and two stallions dumping the barrel down the funnel it was attached to.

"How...I...BUCK!" She yelled in rage and mild confusion. I just kept at it as long as I could until I saw the final drops of alcohol slowly going down the funnel and through the hose into my waiting gullet.

"Ahhh." I said in satisfaction as I wiped my mouth clean. "How's about now? You's still thinks a little pony can beat 'THE ALL POWERFUL SETH'?!" I yelled at her; incredibly wasted. (%60 and I drank an entire barrel...I must have alcohol poisoning by now...)

She grumbled while walking over to me and pulling me down to her level with my shirt in her hooves. "Y'all only get this because I'm totally gooooone." She said as she pressed her lips to mine before falling backwards and passing the fuck out.

Ohhhhhh shit.

Looking to Luna who was wearing her 'You little fuck... TIME TO DIE' face, I tried my best to persuade her to not murder me. "I didn't do anything! She leant in and kissed me! Also she's plastered on cider. At least give her -AND ME- a break." Luna wasn't taking any of my shit this time... But I had a good reason. You also let a farmer who helped Luna become who she is today kiss you. BY ACCIDENT! How? I'M DRUNK! Yeah, I know so am I! GOD DAMN IT BRAIN, why can't you be helpful?! Hey look another one of Luna's awesome beams you love so much!

"WASN'T MY FAULT! I screamed as I tried to run; slipping and falling on everything.

Too drunk to run!

Not drunk enough!

Leave me alone braiiiiiin!

Running for my life, I wasn't able to see the small group fillies at a table writing stuff down on a piece of paper and whispering to one another before nodding their heads in unison and trotting over to Twilight, who they saw I was talking to earlier.