Author's Note

This is the start of my new version of this fic, it's all going to be redone and revamped into smaller parts.

The Beginning...And The End

"Oww... My fucking head feels like I got hit with a hammer, flipped upside down then smashed in the dome by a bottle." I stood up, looking around for Discord; nothing but an empty room. Barrels littered the confines of the emptiness filling the room, nothing but the sight of litter graced my sights.

Right. He said his time was up or some shit. Well, that sucks. I thought we were enjoying ourselves, but I guess he couldn't stick around to see Luna or anyone else.

Brain, you there?

...

Dude, are you ok? This isn't like you, even AFTER getting hammered.

... I really don't want to talk about it.

About what?

Exactly. About nothing...

Well shit, this isn't a good sign. Discord disappears and my brain gets angry and depressed? Something's wrong here, and I'm not liking it. What ever, being awake and not dead is good enough for me.

Walking out the door, and passed the cracked locks I thought back to some things Discord had told me. 'I really hope it works out for you,' 'Things seem to get complicated. Messier than you want them to. Chaotic...' 'I'm sorry this has to happen...'

What the hell did he mean? Why the fuck was he being so damn creepy... Fuck it, I'm going back to Luna. I need someone to be near to me before I pass out again.

Walking up the small staircase and looking down each hall, I heard a whizzing sound, followed by a loud and deep growl. What in the fuck is that thing? Down the hall I could see a small dust cloud forming.

"The hell is that?" I said aloud, as I could see it slowly coming closer to me.

Oh my god, it's moving like a fucking supersonic jet! When it made its way up to me, the fucking G-force of it's speed blew my hair and face back so much I almost flew down the steps. Wind and dust flew passed me as I shielded my eyes. It was like a damn tornado.

"Ahhhhh!!!" Holy fuck, was that a guard that just flew through the wall?!

"Hi Seth, hi Seth, hi Seth, hi Seth!!" Wait...

"Sweetiebelle?" I asked, as I removed my hands from my eyes. Looking down, I saw the white little filly smiling up to me... And twitching violently. Uhh. "Sweetie, are you alright?" I asked, extremely concerned. A filly should NOT be twitching like she's on crack.

"PERFECT!" She screamed out to me, twitching.

"What... What happened to you?" I asked, bewildered. She doesn't look like she's going to sleep for the next month!

"W-well, LunaandmewerewatchingahomemovieshewasabletoconjureupinthemiddleofherroomthenshesaidIcouldanythingIwantedfromtheRoyalKitchensoIdidbutthenshestartedeatingsomethingcalledamoonpieandImadehergivemeonebecauseI'mjustthatawesome." She... Ate a moonpie. Oh god no... "ThenItookabiteandatethewholethingandcameheretogetyoubecauseLunasaidIcouldgiveyousomething!" Jesus mother of hell...

The entire time she was telling me this, she was bouncing from my foot to my arm to my head in the matter of two seconds. She hopped happily on the ground in front of me, smiling and giggling. I picked her up, and placed her on my head.

"Hey Seth? Seth? Seth?"

"Yes, Sweetie?"

"W-w-why is i-t-t that you-u-u like me so much?"

"Uh, I'll tell you after we get back... So you ate a moonpie. Sweet christ, and what was it that she said you could give m- wait, you said Luna was with you? Where is she right now?"

"I know! STAY HERE!" She yelled excitedly, before zipping off in a plume of smoke.

"I'm... Not going to question that." I felt something tap my shoulder, well, more like a hoof tap my shoulder. Turning around, I saw an extremely frightened looking Luna. "Everything okay, Lulu?" I asked slowly.

"I just... I just have absolutely no idea how I got here... I was in the East side of the castle looking for you and now... What happened?!" Wow, she looks like hell.

"I KNOW!" Sweetie exclaimed from my head. Wait what?

"Uhm. Okay... How about we all go back to our room for the night?" Luna nodded her head frantically.

"Awwwe. Can we at least play a game?"

"W-what kind of game, little one?"

"PILLOW FIGHT!" She yelled, pulling me along with her by my hair as she took us back to Luna's room in a flash. I've come to give up trying to understand ponies. They're magic and nothing can stop them. Fuck physics.

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"I'm going to beat the snot out of those two..." The dishevelled princess of the sun stormed through the halls of Canterlot Castle, stomping to her sisters room. She busted the doors off the hinges, "LUNA! WILL YOU TWO KEEP THE NOISE DOW-... What are you doing?"

"We need reinforcements! She's too strong!"

"Call in the air raid!" A flurry of pillows shot down from the air and onto Fort Sweetie. "No effect! More pillows, more pillows!"

I jumped quickly from The Lunar Republics Base-9B and into the closet. Grabbing an enormous pile of them, I tossed open the door and ducked the oncoming wave of pillows fired at me. Barrel-rolling through the air and leaping back inside the fort, I stocked up on ammo.

"Fire the big guns!" Luna hopped into the turret and began blasting the hell out of Fort Sweetie. Making a large gap in the south wall, I kicked down the door and sprinted at fort sweetie. Diving through the hole with a few pillow boxing gloves I yelled, "Attack!" Jumping at the large mess of pillows and blankets shaped like a bunker.

Running to the bunker, I tripped over a rope and face-planted onto the ground. Looking up at the rope, I saw it was connected to at least ten catapults stuffed with pillows. Realizing it was too late for me, I screamed out, "It's a trap!". Ah, just like the Admiral.

"Seth, noooo!" Luna screamed, panicking a s she watched me be pelted. Quickly fortifying the base with layers and layers of pillows, she exclaimed, "Lets see her get through that!" Luna smirked and stood next to the wall proud.

"Who says I'm outside, Princess?" Sweetie said in a whisper from the shadows.

"Heavens no! She's here!" Luna shrieked, peeling against the pillows she had just reinforced at a desperate attempt to save her life. But it was all for no avail. Sweetie stood in full pillow armour horn to hoof, with giant gauntlets. She smacked Luna through the walls of the base and out into the middle of the floor.

Sweetie busted through the top of the base, raising a hoof up into the air. "Victory for the Sweetie Empire!"

I crawled out of the mass of pillows, laughing and taking off my gloves. "Now that was a pillow fight!" I said, laughing even harder.

Luna got up and began to stifle her giggles. "All hail, Empress Sweetie!" She exclaimed, bowing and teleporting Sweetie in front of us with a royal red robe and pink scepter.

"Hehehehe, yay!" She said, giggling and just eating up the attention. We were all laughing when somepony cleared their throat.

"Mhmph." We all turned our heads and looked to the doorway.

"Oh. Hey Tia." I waved at her.

Hah. Her mane's all messy looking.

"Hello, Seth." She looked at Luna, who was smiling sheepishly. "Luna, do you know what time it is- why is there a filly in your room?"

"Uhhhhhhh, she tricked me?" Celestia deadpaned and sighed deeply.

"I don't even want to know how... can you just keep it down?" She asked us, about to leave the room. "Oh and Luna?"

Her ears perked up, "Yes, Tia?"

"You start your royal duties again. Tomorrow."

What?! But I-"

"Don't you dare say you don't have enough power. After that spell you put me under and all the teleporting, materializing, and pranks you've been pulling; you're ready to start again."

"But... Buck, fine." Luna said, slumping to the ground with her fore-hooves crossed.

"Good. Now I bid you goodnight." She said, leaving and closing the door.

"This isn't fair! We were just starting to have fun..." I walked over to her and placed a hand on her withers.

"Think about it like this, Lulu. You're able to finally control your moon again. At least you have that to look forward to."

She smiled at me, "Well, yes. That's true."

"Plus, all the night court stuff that she usually does in the day is yours now. Maybe more ponies will come during the night, now that they've seen you out and about? Who knows, ponies could be more active in the night than you think."

Her smile widened and she got up to hold her hooves on my shoulders, giving me a small, but tender kiss. "You always know just what to say," She smiled softly at me.

"Awwe! You two are such cute special someponies. I wish I had one..." Sweetie said, smiling.

"You calling us cute? Something's wrong here, haha." Chuckling, I picked up the little filly and kicked my shoes off, jumping onto the bed and dropping her down on the blankets.

"Awwe... Are we going to sleep now?" She said, disappointed.

"Afraid so, little one."

"Awe, okay." She said, snuggling into the blankets as Luna slid in beside me.

"Well, this turned into an interesting day, hasn't it love?" She said, snuggling closer into my side.

"I'd say more than just interesting." Today was actually pretty damn fun.

Closing my eyes, I kept thinking over the word, 'fun'. Fun...

"And I've only called a few ponies fun!". A blur of pictures and images flashed over my eyes, shooting passed my mind.

"Two thousand years, and you've just only begun changing," I started. "Can't wait to see what you're like in another few years, my moody little star..."

Luna's eyes shot open in shock as she stared at me, already asleep.

"Those, those... Only brother ever called me his moody star..." Her mind was racing with thoughts. Those were Discords words coming from his mouth.