The Human That Was a Pony

"Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!" that was all they could do is scream at each other until Cal finally passed out from both shock and from all the yelling. The lavender pony then looks at him with curious eyes studying him. She pokes him in the side getting a grunt from the now unconscious human. She seems relieved that he didn't die from the yelling. "What are you," she thinks to herself. Just then a little dragon appears and sees the human on the floor.

"What the hell is that thing," he says as he goes over to claw the person to death.

"Spike don't!" she yells at him surrounding him in a magical glow.

"What gives Twilight?" revealing the name of the talking pony as Twilight.

"Spike that thing can talk and I intend on keeping it alive for further studying," as she says this Cal gets up from his slumber and looks around.

"I'm in a... a dream right... I will wake up soon right," Cal manages to say.

"What the... it can talk," Spike says

"Yes spike it can talk, now your not in a dream and I am curious as to what are you?" says Twilight

"I... I'm a human a... you are?" Cal says.

"I'm a pony the names Twilight, Twilight Sparkle."

"And I'm her assistant Spike I'm a dragon."

He passes out at the sight of Spike and the fact that he's a dragon. He wakes up some time later and looks around. Still books are surrounding him as he continues to look around. He sees a door. He gets up quietly and sneaks to it in hopes to escape. "Hello are you alright you gave us quite a scare?"

He turns to see Twilight standing a few feet away. "Well, you gave me a heart attack, anyways what is this place where am I?"

"Why your in Ponyville and me and my friends live here."

"Ponyville? Right well what is this place not the town the... well... entire place." She looks at him dumbfounded and just stares. He then gets a better look at the pony he is talking to. She has a lavender body with dark purple hair with a strand of pink. On her rear he sees what he thinks is a tattoo of a pink star. He looks at his surrounding and doesn't see Spike the dragon anywhere.

"What do you mean by that?" Twilight says snapping out of his daydreaming.

"I mean where am I because I got to get home so I can pay the rent and..." The realization dawns on him that he may not be in California anymore or even the U.S. he might not even be on Earth anymore as far as he's concerned.

She looks at him with a funny look, "Your in Equestria and this is my house that just as specific as I can get."

He stares at her where in the world is Equestria he's never even heard of that name and let alone how to get home. "Equestria? What's an Equestria?"

"It's not a what it is, its a where it is." She looks at him with even more curiosity than before. "Where are you from."

"I'm from California, more specifically Los Angeles," Cal says hoping for the answer on how to get home, but he doesn't get one.

"I've never heard of that place," Twilight says. He looks at her with shock knowing that he might not be getting home anytime soon.

He faints once again only this time he doesn't get up until morning. In Cal's head he dreams of home and what he was not going to get to see again he saw his best friend Max, his mom and dad, and the crummy apartment when it dawns on him what his life was.. horrible. He had one friend Max no love live and his mom and dad kicked out of the house as soon as they could to top it all off he was fired from his job just that very same day. He wakes up hoping no to pass out again otherwise this time he might not wake up and he could feel him getting dumber with each time he passed out. He looks around one last time thinking that his life was actually going to get better not worse. He had been fired from his job he had no contracts on account of his alcoholism and he wouldn't have made rent that month. "Things could get worse," he says to himself.