This story is awful. I know. I hate it. But I hate censorship more, so I'm not deleting it. You have been warned.

You, yes you, are one of the nation's most prolific serial rapists. At least until you are tried and convicted. You sit on the electric chair, prepared for the end, but then, at the last second, you are teleported to a magical land full of pastel ponies.

Equestria.

So, of course, you immediately go around town and have your way with the ponies. One after the other. After all, raping is pretty much all you're good at.

But there is one very important thing you did not consider.

What if Celestia found out?

Provides some backstory to this chapter of The Doctor Screws up Equestria, but should make sense on its own.