Pathfinders Saga

Whisper–Windrunner has logged in.

Whisper–Windrunner: Yo my niggas wassup?

Trearra: I really wish you'd stop calling us niggas

TBC–Lightstepper: She's not going to stop because you ask nicely you know

Trearra: But I can hope

Whisper: TROLLFACE

Lifeline–Lightbringer has logged in.

Trearra: >.>

TBC–Lightstepper: Who the hell?

Whisper: Lifeline? Really?

Trearra: <.<

Lifeline: What? It's not like Whisper is any better

Trearra: >.>

Whisper:.......shutthefuckup

TBC: Who the hell is this guy?

Lifeline: No

Whisper: Grrr.

Hellscream: Dafuck?

Trearra: It lives!

Lifeline: Pfft it's not like you're going to hunt me down and kill me slowly and painfully for that one remark

Lifeline:..............right?

Whisper: Er...nooooo.....

TBC: I WANT SOME ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM RIGHT NOW DAMNIT

Nyhm: It's her apprentice, Thrian Lightbringer

Lifeline: That would be correct / I fear for my life

Whisper: Muhahahahahaha

Hellscream: War goddess~

TBC: Oh.

PVPGGigi: So who's this dude anyway?

Lifeline: Human

Whisper: Paladin

Trearra: I don't know who to stare at <.<|>.>

Hellscream: Trollolololol~

Lifeline: I'm new here

Whisper: Very new

PVPGGigi: Heya

TBC: Well this should be interesting *munches popcorn*

Trearra: Give me that *steals popcorn*

TBC: GIVE IT BACK *grabs at carton*

Trearra: NU *runs away*

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TBC: Oh no she di'int

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Lifeline:.........I take back what I said earlier

Nyhm: ???

Lifeline: Whisper said you were psychos

PVPGGigi: Ah

Lifeline: I said I didn't believe her

Whisper: Dat he did

Lifeline: I take that back

Lifeline: You are all insane

Nyhm: Hahaha

Hellscream: Lawl

PVPGGigi: Loooolol

Ebon–Ebonthorn hs logged in.

Onyx–Ebonthorn has logged in.

Blackheart–Deathweaver has logged in.

Whisper: Wazzap

Blackheart: Heya baby

Lifeline: I've seen her kill people for less you know Blackheart

Ebon: She wouldn't kill us

Onyx: We're the closest things she has to family

Lifeline:.......K whatever

Whisper: Oh hey Tira.  Hand, I'd like to introduce you to Tira's face.

Blackheart: I take that back shit ruuuunnnnn

Blackheart–Deathweaver has logged off.

Whisper: Heh. Heheh.

Onyx: Well then...

Ebon: She's in rare form today....

Lifeline: To my knowledge this is just about normal for her

PVPGGigi: Tis true

Hellscream: So hard to get tail around here eh Nyhm?

Nyhm: Uh.....

Ebon: /glare

Onyx: /glare

Whisper: /growl

PVPGGigi: /laugh You're in deep shit now

Hellscream: ....uhoh.

Nyhm: Not my idea hate him not me

Nyhm: Him not me

Nyhm: That's better

Onyx: Come on Hadri let's go pwn Alliance noobs

Ebon: KK sis

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Ebon–Ebonthorn has logged off.

Lifeline: ....why my faction?

Whisper: /growl

Lifeline: Forget I said anything

PVPGGigi: Men, eh Windrunner?

Hellscream: What's that supposed to mean?

Nyhm: Grom stfu or they will kill you

Whisper: /smile

Nyhm: OH GOD SHE'S SMILING RUN

Hellscream: You're a warlock you idiot fear her

Nyhm: FEAR DOESN'T WORK ON HER

PVPGGigi: It doesn't?

Whisper: This bitch goes leet

Hellscream:.........we are so fucked Nyhm

PVPGGigi: You go girlfriend

Lifeline: Psychos

Lifeline: Basket cases

Lifeline: Crazies

Lifeline: Fucking insane

Nyhm: I'D STOP TO LAUGH BUT SHE'S SCARY

Hellscream:............/facedesk

Whisper: Lawl bitches be trippin

PVPGGigi: Whaddaya say we go find Lia and hit up the drag

Nyhm: GROM QUICK RUN THEY'RE COMING FOR US

Whisper: All in favor of getting drunk off their asses: me lesgo

Hellscream: FFFFUUUUUU

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Nyhm: AAAAAAAHHHHH

Nyhm has logged off.

PVPGGigi: Think we can catch em

Whisper: Of COURSE we can

Lifeline:.......I'm going to go look for my painkillers....

Whisper has logged off.

PVPGGigi has logged off.

Lifeline has logged off.

Arthas stared at his laptop in disgust. The very heroes that had banded together to defeat him were the mental equivalents of children.....what was he doing with his un-life?

Something had to be done.

He clicked over to lolcats.com.

Lifeline–Lightbringer has logged in.

Whisper: And so I said 'Bitch don't be hatin' and she says 'Fuck you whore'.

Hellscream: DAYUM

Whisper: So I says to her, 'Honey I survived Gilneas, Havenshire, the invasion of Quel'thalas, Deathwing, Pandaria, and fighting the Alliance for seventeen years. What have you done?'

Nyhm: .......can't argue with that.

Whisper: And she gives me a look and then teleports outta the raid. Fucking bitch.

PVPGGigi: Woot Nals! You tell em!

Lifeline: The everloving hell have I been missing?

TBC: Me, G, and Sia gettin drunk. No much

Lifeline: Not much you mean?

TBC: Ican barely read much les spell

Nyhm: Kaay then....

Hellscream: Nals is sitting right next to me...I'm almost scared as to why she's practically using my arm as a pillow

Lifeline: >.>

PVPGGigi: NO I GOTTA SAVE HER

PVPGGigi has logged off.

TBC: Sabe her? Whats thst sposed ta mesn?

Nyhm: Liadrin, how much have you had?

TBC: ..........

Hellscream: Alrighty then

Whisper: Because you're warm.

Lifeline: ????

Whisper: He asked why I was leaning on his arm. Because he's warm. And I'm cold.

Hellscream: ........

Lifeline: How much have you had?

Whisper: Em....enough to hum Walking on Sunshine under my breath

TBC: HOLY SHRT

Lifeline: I think I'm with Gigi on this one....

Lifeline has logged off.

TBC: WHEEEEEEEeeeeeeee.....

Hellscream: What the fuck is happening in this place?

Whisper: Crazy shit. That's what.

TBC: Yez

Whisper: I feel sleepy....

Hellscream: Log off then. Go home. GET OFF MY ARM.

Whisper: No.

TBC: Rightu doi, tjen, felkad Im gpne

TBC has logged off.

Whisper: I think she said righty doo then, fellas I'm gone

Hellscream: Yeah sure....

Blackheart–Deathweaver has logged on.

Blackheart: Hey Nals babe

Whisper: WHAT, KOLTIRA.

Hellscream: Kol she's drunk don't aggro her

Blackheart: A little bird told me you were cold

Whisper: ......the little bird is going to die.

Hellscream: Oh shit here it comes

Blackheart: Wanna bang? Warm ya right up.

Whisper has logged off.

Hellscream: You are a fucking moronic douchebag and you deserve whatever she does to you.

Blackheart has logged off.

Hellscream has logged off.

The forum moderator's eyebrows were miles in the air. "Who the hell is this chatchannel for?"

Lifeline–Lightbringer has logged in.

Whisper–Icerunner has logged in.

Hellscream has logged in.

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Trearra has logged in.

Lifeline: Good morning everybody

Trearra: Morning Thrian

TBC: Owie...morning...

Ebon: So what happened last night

Onyx: After we bailed for BGs?

Hellscream: Koltira was a moron and is currently in the infirmary. Thrian got out before things got really messy, Liadrin got off and passed out drunk, and Nalsia got pissed off and that brings us back to Kol's predicament.

Blackheart: The priestess says I'll be fine in a day or so

Whisper: Douche

Ebon: ........

Onyx: Holy fuck

TBC: LALALOO

Lifeline: o.O

Trearra: The things you people do when I'm not around scare me indefinitely

Nyhm has logged in.

PVPGGigi has logged in.

PVPGGigi: Sorry we're late. Lockie here has a hangover, took me hours and a few buckets of ice to get him off his lazy ass.

Nyhm: Owwww.......

TBC: I feel your pain bro

Whisper: Koltira you should've known better

Blackheart: How was I supposed to know you'd lose it?

Whisper: I'm extremely volatile while drunk and you asked me if I wanted to bang. WHERE THE FUCK DO I NOT HAVE A REASON TO GO OFF THE DEEP END????

Blackheart–Deathweaver has logged off.

Nyhm: He did what

Hellscream: I called him a fucking moronic douchebag if I remember correctly

Ebon: L

Onyx: O

TBC: L

PVPGGigi: PfftAhahahahahahahahahhahaha

Lifeline: ......O.o dafuck

Whisper: Grrrr shutthefuckup all of you

Ebon: Issues, dearie?

Onyx: Sister....

Lifeline: So why exactly were you on the couch when I woke up?

PVPGGigi: What couch?

Lifeline: I own a small flat near her mansion......I went there to get away from al, this craziness and when I walk out of my room this morning she's passed out on my couch

Whisper: ........

Whisper: I was drunk and I clearly remember you stating that Koltira needed to keep his life before you dragged me away from the murder scene.

Hellscream: ..........woah bro.

Nyhm: You must have iron balls to do that.

Lifeline: ???

Trearra: You actually made physical contact?

Lifeline: ....yes?

TBC: HOLY SHIT NIGGA YOU ARE FUCKING BRAVE AS FUCK

Ebon: God

Onyx: Damn

Whisper: Dragged me by my arm, if I'm not mistaken

TBC: FUCKING. BRAVE. AS. FUCK. YOU ARE.

PVPGGigi: You actually touched her while she was trying to kill somebody?

Whisper: Trying?

Hellscream: She was succeeding.

Ebon–Ebonthorn has logged off.

Onyx: Please excuse me I need to go check on my sister

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Nyhm: Thrian you must teach me your secret

Lifeline: I must be missing the point

Hellscream: What did she do after you snagged her?

PVPGGigi: Well evidently she didn't enrage or we would be speaking to little pieces of Thrian and not the whole person

Lifeline: That frightening mental image aside....she just stopped moving

Lifeline: Like a stringless puppet

Trearra: Alright this is getting strange.

Whisper: ......beating the shit out of people makes you tired, FYI.

Nyhm: Solid logic I guess...was Kol squishy?

Whisper: Wat

Nyhm: How many bones did you break?

Whisper: OH.

Hellscream: Here it comes...

PVPGGigi: He asked for it

Whisper: His clavicle, his left leg, his right arm, a few ribs, shattered his one hand,

Lifeline: .....remind me why I touched her again?

Whisper: Aand for good measure I dislocated his jaw and left shoulder. Why?

Nyhm: Save me

Trearra: WTF?

PVPGGigi: Thrian...usually when she's angry Nals is extremely volatile and highly likely to blow up. You not only touched her but placated her

TBC: DIS NIGGAS BRAVE AS FUCK

PVPGGigi: And that takes a lot. You are the single bravest man I have ever met.

Hellscream: I vote you for Warchief

Whisper: One he's a human. Two he's a paladin. I don't think the Horde at large would listen to him.

Nyhm: For once the insane genocide driven lunatic has a point

Lifeline: Excuse me while I go cower and wonder why I ever got near her in the first place

Lifeline–Lightbringer has logged off.

Whisper: As he's my apprentice I'm obligaited to make sure his mind is still intact

Whisper–Windrunner has logged off.

Nyhm: She feels bad?

Hellscream: Foreign concept

TBC: STILL THAT NIGGA WAS FUCKING BRAVE AS FUCK

TBC has logged off.

PVPGGigi: Meh. I'm going to Wintergrasp.

PVPGGigi has logged off.

Nyhm has logged off.

Hellscream: Him too I guess

Trearra: Well see you later Grom

Hellscream: The same to you. Take care Tredisa.

Trearra has logged off.

Hellscream has logged off.

Whisper–Windrunner has logged in.

Whisper: Hey homies

Lifeline–Lightbringer has logged in.

Lifeline: Good afternoon everybody

Trearra: Oh hello you two

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TBC: She's afraid of you now

Whisper: Oops. Lol.

Nyhm: Hey bro

Hellscream: Afternoon Thrian

Tazragosa: So what's this I hear about Koltira being a moron?

Lifeline: He asked scary lady if she wanted to bang while she was drunk

Tazragosa: .........holy fuck

Nyhm: That's what I said

PVPGGigi: Yeah he's definitely a moron, say Taz how ya been?

Whisper: TROLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO~

Hellscream: HEY THAT'S MY JOB

Whisper: Giggity

Lifeline: /facedesk

Blackheart-Deathweaver has logged in.

Lifeline: /afk is what gives you right?

Hellscream: Yea

Lifeline: Thanks

Nyhm has logged off.

PVPGGigi: What a wimp

Blackheart: What's wrong guys?

Whisper: You're locked in, Kol. Have fun explaining yourself.

Blackheart: I'm scared

Tazragosa: /laugh

Whisper: So what type of MORON ARE YOU?

Blackheart: The scared one

Lifeline: *munches popcorn* This is gonna be good.

Whisper: OH REALLY???

Hellscream: Will you share that popcorn?

Lifeline: Sure  *hands popcorn*

Blackheart: /cower

Hellscream: Thanks

Whisper: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING???

Lifeline: You're welcome

Blackheart: Actually I wasn't (mind you I'm still scared)

Whisper: GOOD. WHY NOT?

Tazragosa: God and I thought my family was crazy

PVPGGigi: They got nothing on us

Tazragosa>: Ya

Blackheart: ......because I was drunk too....

Whisper: Fine you're off the hook for now

PVPGGigi: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT?????!?!?!?!?

Whisper: ???

Blackheart-Deathweaver has logged off.

Lifeline: *puts away popcorn* Thank you Nals.

Tazragosa: >.>

Whisper: Yeah well....only because you asked nicely.

Hellscream: <.<

PVPGGigi: THERE WAS NO BRUTAL BEATDOWNS! WTF?!?!?

Lifeline: I asked her nicely not to kill Koltira a second time.

TBC: Sorry guys I was actually afk for a while. Some new recruit wanted to meet me....the girl's gonna kick some serious ass once she gets into the ring.

TBC: AHEM. FUCK NIGGA YOU ARE FUCKING BRAVE AS FUCK

Hellscream: She....listened....to you?

Whisper: Draw attention to it and you're next Grom

Hellscream: NEVAH MIND

Lifeline: Alrighty the–WTF

PVPVGGigi: ???

Lifeline: I think she's drunk again

Whisper: Am not

Hellscream: What's she doing?

Lifeline: It sounded like a bottle being smashed and now an electric guitar

Whisper: Pain, without love

Whisper: Pain, can't get enough

Whisper: Pain, I like it rough

Whisper: Cuz I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

PVPGGigi: She threw a beer bottle at the wall and she's playing her favorite song

Lifeline: Oh

Lifeline: It's very...loud

Hellscream: Pansy ass paladin

Whisper: AHEM

Hellscream: I said nothing

Lifeline: ???

PVPGGigi: She was a prot/ret pally when she was alive

Whisper: HOLY LIGHT FUCK YEAH

Lifeline: ............

Hellscream: Lol

Whisper: PAIN! Lawl

PVPGGigi: Ah shit gtg guys the rest of the gank squad team's here

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Lifeline: Aren't you two part of the gank squad too?

Whisper: I am when I want to be

Hellscream: Yeah...I'm off for a week

Lifeline: I see

Hellscream: Uhoh father called for me

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Whisper: Hay

Lifeline: I'm almost afraid to ask, but what?

Whisper: There was one other thing I didn't tell anybody about the night I almost murdered Koltira

Lifeline: Whaaaat

Whisper: You dragged me back to your house but I wouldn't shut up and let you sleep

Lifeline: So that's why I had a headache

Whisper: And you kissed me

Lifeline: I WHAT???!?!?

Whisper: YOU. KISSED. ME.

Lifeline: ......I didn't....uh.....

Whisper: Is'okay

Lifeline: But you were drunk

Whisper: Flash fact: actually I wasn't after we went through that one alley

Lifeline: WAT

Whisper: You were good

Lifeline: WAT

Whisper: I said you were a good kisser

Lifeline: ..........why did you tell me that

Whisper: Because I love watching you squirm

Lifeline: ..........you know me way too well

Whisper: Not well enough....

Lifeline: $:&&&***+"4®=÷[bgxruftg'+"+

Whisper: What?

Lifeline: I dropped my glass on the keyboard

Whisper: Lol

Lifeline: But seriously why did you say that

Whisper: It's called a crush, you moron

Lifeline: I

Lifeline: Wait

Lifeline: What

Whisper: Do I have to spell it out for you

Lifeline: That would be nice, yes

Whisper: .......

Whisper: I have a crush. On you.

Lifeline: Holy fuck

Blackheart: God damn

Lifeline: I'm not stopping her this time

Whisper has logged off.

Blackheart: OHHHH SHIIIIII

Lifeline: AHAHAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKED

Blackheart has logged off.

Tazragosa has logged in.

Lifeline: Oh hello Miss Proudmoore

Tazragosa: Are we the only two in here?

Lifeline: Yes

Whisper has logged in.

Lifeline: No

Whisper: I'm baaack~

Tazragosa: Hello?

Whisper: Koltira is dead this time

Whisper: I couldn't buy his silence so I gave him selective amnesia

Lifeline: That's good I guess

Tazragosa: What?

Whisper: Private matters

Tazragosa: Ermkay then....

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Lifeline: For some reason I'm afraid to be alone with you

Whisper: Well don't be

Lifeline: I have every reason to

Whisper: Oh really?

Lifeline: ......

Whisper: AHAHAHAHA yeah that's what I thought

Lifeline: It's not that you're.....uhm.....how do I say this.....

Whisper: Just say it already I don't care

Lifeline: Look you're hot and all, but you terrify me beyond belief

Whisper: You think I'm hot?

Lifeline: DAMNIT see this is why I try to avoid being alone with you

Whisper: That's really cute, I can literally see you blushing

Lifeline: Wut

Whisper: Imagination

Lifeline: What else have you been imagining?

Whisper: Come over and find out

Lifeline: I'm kind of scared now

Whisper: Don't be

Cal has logged in.

Whisper: .......no fucking way. Callorean?

Lifeline: Who the hell is this guy?

Cal: Furia?

Whisper: Erm...past meets present awkwardness....

Cal: I was her guard in the Court of the Sun in Silvermoon city when she was 14. Haven't seen her since

Lifeline: Oh reeeaaally?

Whisper: Cal I'm a DK now

Cal: HOLY FUCK NO WAY

Lifeline: Yes way...trust me....

Cal: Who are you?

Lifeline: Her apprentice

Whisper: He is

Cal: So the little fury finally grew up and stopped being prickly?

Lifeline: She's still prickly...just in a different way than before....

Whisper has logged off.

Lifeline: .....help me

Cal: Why?

Lifeline: Because she just walked in my front door and I'm immensely worried about the look on her face

Cal: What kind of look?

Lifeline: A scary one

Cal: So is it an 'Ima kill you now' or a 'heya baby'

Lifeline: The second one

Cal: ..............AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lifeline: NOT FUNNY! HELP ME PLEASE!

Cal: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Lifeline: Hey Cal we'll just be getting off now, kay?

Cal: K.

Cal: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Lifeline has logged off.

Arthas stopped and stared at the last few lines. "She....what?"

This was the same Scourge-General Icerunner he'd had under his control only four years prior, wasn't it?

He was starting to wonder why he'd put her in control of even half of his army.

Lifeline-Lightbringer has logged in.

Tazragosa: Hello Thrian

Lifeline: Yeah hi everybody

Trearra: Something worng?

Blackheart: Issues?

Blackheart: Damnit she beat me to it >:(

PVPGGigi: Lel faggot

Nyhm: So what happened?

Lifeline: SHE happened.

Tazragosa: ....erm who?

Whisper-Icerunner has logged in.

Lifeline: Her. She happened.

Cal: Pffftaahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lifeline: It wasn't funny.

Whisper: Damn right I happened. ;D

Nyhm: Oh great she's got that crazy grin right now

Lifeline: Oh so that's what that means

Lifeline: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lifeline-Lightbringer has logged off.

Whisper: Y 4 he run?

Whisper-Icerunner has logged off.

Tazragosa: What the fuck kind of inside joke is this

Nyhm: /\/\/\/\/\ UP THERE /\/\/\/\/\

Blackheart: I'm thinking it involves Nalsia

PVPGGigi: No shit

Trearra: I'm going to go find them

Tazragosa: No need

Tazragosa: He's hiding under my bed for some reason

Blackheart: Hahahahaha

PVPGGigi: Ah shit Gsquad duty

PVPGGigi has logged off.

Lifeline-Lightbringer has logged in.

Lifeline: PLEASE GET VIVIAN I NEED HELP

Lifeline-Lightbringer: SAVE ME SOMEBODY

TBC: Nope. I wanna see how this pans out.

Trearra: I'll go get her

Lifeline: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Lifeline-Lightbringer has logged off.

Whisper-Windrunner has logged on.

Whisper: Alright where'd the bastard go?

Tazragosa: Stormwind

Whisper: Thank you

Whisper-Windrunner has logged off.

Hellscream: Dis gon be good

TBC: *slowly munches popcorn*

VWrynn has logged on.

VWrynn: I was called here and I want answers

VWrynn: NOW

Tazragosa: Oh, some inside joke between our resident psycho...one of them anyway...and her apprentice or whatever the hell he is

VWrynn: Nalsia's involved? Why am I not surprised?

TBC: And Tazmania here just lied to save his ass a few minutes, so hurry the hell up

VWrynn: With what?

Hellscream: Seeing as he's hiding under Taz's bed, probably a place to hide until whatever the hell happened blows over

Nyhm: How much you wanna bet he found a way to piss her off?

Hellscream: My bank. All of it.

VWrynn: Trying to hide from HER of all people?

TBC: Yeah, he's a goner. Tell me something I don't know.

VWrynn: The Grand Magister of Silvermoon is actually straight

Nyhm: NO

TBC: O.O

VWrynn: Don't ask me how I know

Hellscream: And you would know his how?

VWrynn has logged off.

Blackheart-Deathweaver has logged on.

TBC: Rommath isn't gay?

Blackheart: I can clearly see this is a bad time.

Blackheart-Deathweaver has logged off.

Trearra: Taz have you told Thrian about Vivian's refusal to help?

Tazragosa: Yes

Trearra: .....and?

Tazragosa: He's panicking.

TBC: How so?

Trearra: Do tell.

Tazragosa: Hmm....and I quote 'She's gonna find me she's gonna find me she's gonna find me'

TBC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Hellscream: Pfft....shcnk.....Ahahaha really?

Trearra: I feel mean for laughing

Nyhm: But it IS funny as hell.

Trearra: My reaction has been justified.

Tazragosa: Mixed with 'Ohlightohlightohlight' (yes, all one word, don't know how he does it) and 'I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm frickin dead'

Hellscream: He seems a tad on the broken side

TBC: Terrified, more like it

Trearra: ............wow.

Nyhm: Pics or it didn't happen

Tazragosa: Why would you care?

Nyhm: My new catchphrase. Pics or it didn't happen.

Hellscream: Not bad. Not bad at all.

Nyhm: Thank you

Trearra: So what now

Whisper-Windrunner has logged on.

Whisper: Tazragosa.....

Whisper: I'm coming for you.

Tazragosa: NOPE

Tazragosa-Proudmoore has logged off.

Whisper: YUP

Whisper-Windrunner has logged off.

TBC: How the hell did she manage to cover all of Sw by now? It's like soloing ICC in that amount of time. It doesn't happen!

Nyhm: Nalsia

Hellscream: Nuff said.

Trearra: For once they have a point....

TBC: ....more drinks?

Trearra: You're on.

TBC–Lightstepper has logged off.

Trearra has logged off.

Nyhm: Pics or it didn't happen

Hellscream: They're in my city, I think I can get a few

Nyhm: ..........I wasn't serious but this I must watch

Nyhm has logged off.

Hellscream: Take care everybody

Hellscream has logged off.

Arthas checked the feed once.

Then facedesked.

"How come this human can get her but I can't?"

Lifeline–Lightbringer has logged in.

Lifeline: Is she gone?

Whisper: Hey there Thrian

Lifeline: OH FUCK ME

Whisper: Absolutely

Lifeline: Not

Lifeline: I didn't mean

Lifeline–Lightbringer has logged off.

Whisper: Too late

Whisper–Icerunner has logged off.

Tazragosa: Well this can't end well

Blackheart: Anything that ends in sex is good in my book

Tazragosa: /facedesk

TBC: Normally I'd agree but this is Nalsia we're talking about

TBC: The heartcrusher who has denied horny men everywhere

Blackheart: Including here /cry

Tazragosa: Oh grow up Koltira

Nyhm has logged in.

Hellscream has logged in.

Nyhm: What'd we miss?

Hellscream: My question has been asked for me. I will now observe quietly.

TBC: Nals is apparently out to do her little pet paladin, and Koltira's whining about being depraved. Nothing new.

Nyhm: Except for the first one.

Hellscream: Yeah, ahahaha WHAT

Blackheart: Exactly what it says on the tin, you two.

ColdTouch–Frostwhisper has logged in.

ColdTouch: Has anyone here seen my brother?

Tazragosa: Is his name Thrian?

TBC: The fuck did you pop out of the woodwork from?

ColdTouch: Yeah, Thrian Lightbringer. And....I was looking for my brother and found this screen up on his browser.

Hellscream: Seems legit

Nyhm: So will you be joining us regularly now that you have an account?

Tazragosa: Well, last I heard, he was being pursued by an extremely powerful, mildly pesky, high elf DK

ColdTouch: I suppose I'll stick around if I'm welcome to do so. Wait. Pursued?

TBC: Yeah. Our resident psychopath's trying to get him in a corner he can't stutter his way out of

ColdTouch: .........Nalsia.

Hellscream: WTH? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

ColdTouch: I remember the General from my time in the Scourge. Just as enthrallingly beautiful as she was quick and deadly. It was.....a very bad idea to get on her bad side unless you wanted to die a slow and horrible death.

Tazragosa: ....impressive past, said psychopath has

Nyhm: Ditto

ColdTouch: Agreed. And her signature move was tearing an opponent's throat out with her fangs---thus earning her the nickname Ripper. So General Ripper eventually gained more control of Arthas's armies than Thalanor, then while we were besieging Havenshire, we got a glimpse of just how insanely powerful she actually is. Every single one of the people we'd killed during the conquest became a ghoul all at once. All of them. At the same time. And we're talking dozens and dozens of people here.

Hellscream: Woah.

TBC: She never told us all this.

ColdTouch: At any rate, I should probably go find and save my older brother from my former Commander. Good day all.

Lifeline–Lightbringer has logged in.

ColdTouch: On second thought I'll just stick around.

Tazragosa: Thrian! You're back!

Lifeline: No shit

TBC: Woah cool it bro

Lifeline: Sorry. Interesting day.

Hellscream: On a scale of one to ten, how interesting?

Lifeline: 852753775901453628274647292826363727282

Lifeline: And 3/4s.

Nyhm: Pics or it didn't happen

ColdTouch: You okay big bro?

Lifeline: Ian? The hell are you doing here?

Tazragosa: Oh, he's your older brother?

ColdTouch: I am - was - here looking for you. Now I'm just here to be here. And yes, he's older by two years.

TBC: Fascinating. I got Gsquad duty for AV.

TBC–Lightstepper has logged off.

Hellscream: And I have to go see some dignitaries from the Felbloods. I believe it's something about the issues over filling Kael'thas's now vacant spot.

Hellscream has logged off.

Nyhm: Gigi just called, said I'm needed in Dalaran...me of all people...

ColdTouch: Isn't it convenient how they all seem to log at the same time?

Tazragosa: RL's a bitch, and as much as it pains me I must return to her occaisionally.

Whisper–Icerunner has logged in.

Whisper: Yo

ColdTouch: General.

Lifeline: Savemefromherplease

Tazragosa: Nalsia.

Whisper: Yes, Yhrian, the psycho's in the house. Hello Ian, Taz.

ColdTouch: You remembered me? Wtf?

Whisper: Of course I did. You were in my unit, remember?

Tazragosa: So how've you been?

ColdTouch: Oh yeah.....

Whisper: Pretty good. How're things in Theramore, Tazmania?

Tazragosa: Good, good.

Blackheart–Deathweaver has been disconnected from tthe server.

ColdTouch: Deathweaver? Was that...

Whisper: Koltira? Yes.