A Very Dunsparce Day

Disclaimer: The Story you are About to Read is Canon

Today seemed like it would be a fantastical day to Twilight Sprinkles as she woke up in the morning. The Sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and Spike was making waffles for breakfast.

As soon as she smelled the waffles that were being made, she ran downstairs in less than a second. If you doubt Twilight could preform such a feat, you clearly don't know the power of homemade waffles in morning, especially with homemade blueberry sauce, that shit's fucking amazing.

Anyways, Twilight waited impatiently at the table as Spike, made waffles, the smell was glorious and waffle-like, it taunted her, as she couldn't eat them until they were done, or without that god-fucking-damned blueberry sauce.

In a few minutes though, it was finally finished, the wonderful, wonderful waffles.

Twilight quickly grabbed three mostly-complete waffles, as well as the wondertastical blueberry sauce, and drowned the waffles in blueberry sauce, she began to eat. Not fast, but at a medium pace, as to savor the beautiful taste of waffles with blueberry sauce.

After such a foodgasmic experience, she went upstairs to take a bath, and get ready for the day.

Eventually Twilight was all ready for the day to come, she left the library to Spike, and went off the chill with her homie, Fluttershy.

Twilight knocked on Fluttershy's door, which was quickly answered.

"Oh, hello Twilight, you're here early." Fluttershy said.

"Of course Fluttershy, when you told me you found a new species of animal, I was preeetty excited to see what you had found." Twilight replied.

"Okay, well, come on in then." Fluttershy said.

Twilight entered Fluttershy's house, and instantly noticed the new animal that Fluttershy had found.

Twilight instantly ran over and started to examine the fascinating new creature.

It was a small yellow snakelike creature, with a light blue underbelly, it had a lazy look on it's face, and overall, was pretty strange.

"This is amazing!" Twilight said, as she quickly pulled out some books and began taking notes, as well as sketching out the appearance of the intriguing creature.

"Dunsparce!" the creature said.

Twilight gasped, could this creature be capable of speech? Or was that just some kind of noise this creature made.

"How fantastic! Although I don't think I'll be able to get much more information on this thing. Thanks a lot for telling me about this Fluttershy." Twilight said.

"Oh, no problem Twilight."

Twilight began to pack up her notes.

"Hey Fluttershy, do you want some waffles? Spike made plenty, so I brought some over." Twilight asked.

"HELL FUCKING YES, SPIKE'S WAFFLES ARE THE FUCKING BEST" Fluttershy yelled in excitement.

So Twilight unpacked the waffles, suddenly, the new creature shot something out of it's eyes at the waffles!

"What? No! The waffles! RUINED!" Twilight and Fluttershy yelled at the same time.

Suddenly, the waffles started to change shape, until... They looked like the creature fluttershy found!

"Huh?!" Twilight and Fluttershy exclaimed at the same time.

There were now four of these creatures.

"What!?" Twilight yelled.

Then all four of the creatures started rushing around Fluttershy's home, spewing more strange liquid at the animals, causing them to turn into more creatures.

The original creature's eyes began to glow a dark red.

"I am Dunsparce, the destroyer of worlds, the fucker of minds, the god eating demon, and the creator of all existence in the multiverse, this planet has been deemed unworthy, and shall be assimilated in the name of Me. Bow down to my will, and I may let you live, foolish mortals." The creature said.

All of the Dunsparces ran out of the house with great speed.

"Fluttershy?" Twilight asked.

"Yes?" Fluttershy replied.

"What just happened?" Twilight asked.

"I'm not sure." Fluttershy replied.

Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy ran down the streets of a ponyville in chaos, Dunsparce were everywhere, assimilating all the ponies into the holy form of Dunsparce.

Suddenly! A large boom came from the sky! Rainbow Dash was fighting off a horde of floating Dunsparce with her Sonic Rainboom, she was so fast the Dunsparce couldn't even keep up! But suddenly all of the Dunsparce started to speed up as well!

"Oh no! Rainbow Dash look out!" Twilight yelled.

But it was too late, Rainbow Dash was assimilated, the only thing left was an incredibly fast Dunsparce.

"We need to find all our friends and get then to Canterlot! We should be safe there!" Twilight said to Fluttershy.

And so Twilight and Fluttershy started going around town, avoiding Dunsparce and looking for their friends.

Applejack was very confused, very confused indeed, there were strange creatures all around town, turning ponies into more strange creatures, it was very confusing. Thankfully though, she was able to get Granny Smith, Applebloom, Rarity (who was visiting) and Applebloom's friends. into the cellar, where they were safe.

Unfortunately, Big Mac didn't make it, and was turned into one of those monsters.

"Poor Big Mac, I can't imagine what it would be like to be turned into one of those monsters." Applebloom said.

"Don't worry about it Applebloom, I'm sure Big Mac will be juuuust fine." Scootaloo said.

While Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo comforted Applebloom, Granny Smith, Applejack, and Rarity were trying to work out a battle plan for these monsters.

But nothing came to mind, this was all so sudden, so of course they would be drawing a blank.

Suddenly, Twilight and Fluttershy teleported into the room!

And Pinke Pie jumped out from behind a barrel!

"Boo!" Pinkie yelled.

"AAAAAAHHH!" Everyone else yelled.

"No time to explain, come with us!" Twilight yelled.

"Okay!" Everyone else said.

Suddenly though, an incredibly strong Dunsparce knocked down the Cellar door! Just before Twilight could teleport everyone out of the Cellar he used his eye thingy to assimilate Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Granny Smith!

"Oh no!" Everyone yelled.

She quickly excluded the new Dunsparces from the teleport spell, and got everyone else the hell outta there!

Everyone woke up in the throne room in Canterlot Castle.

"What? but my spell was targeting the Ponyville station." Twilight said.

"Indeed Twilight, but I thought I would bring you all here to speed things along" Celestia said.

"Princess Celestia!" Twilight exclaimed.

"Indeed, it is I, as well as Princess Luna." Celestia said.

"Hello!" Luna said.

"Hi Princess Luna!" Everyone replied.

"Now then, we don't have much time, so I'll keep this brief." Celestia said.

"The monster attacking Equestria is the biggest threat we have faced yet, it goes by the name Dunsparce, as you may already know. Dunsparce is a merciless monster, that created all life as we know it long ago, however the past few thousand years he has grown restless and bored, and has begun to destroy entire planets for fun. He is almost completely unstoppable" Celestia said.

"Aw shit, then how do we beat it?" Twilight asked.

"Well, if Rainbow Dash wasn't assimilated, you could use the elements to defeat him, so instead it will be much more difficult. The only other way to defeat Dunsparce, is to use Discord's power." Celestia explained.

"Aaand where's Discord right now?" Twilight asked.

"Last I heard, he's in the Castle Library, probably eating books again." Celestia said.

"Oh, okay. Come on girls!" Twilight said.

"We will keep the Dunsparce off your backs for as long as we can!" Luna said.

"Thank you!" Twilight replied.

And so the main characters (minus Rainbow Dash) ran down the hallways of the castle, heading towards the library.

However...

As they ran, three Dunsparce broke through the windows behind them!

"Oh no!" Pinkie yelled.

"Go ahead Twilight, we'll keep these monsters away!" Rarity yelled.

"Yeah!" Fluttershy said.

"Appel!" Applejack said.

"Thank you all! I'll stop Dunsparce for sure!" Twilight yelled.

And so she ran...

And then Twilight finally reached the Library.

Inside Discord was eating some books and changing the color of the library for fun.

"I've been expecting you, Twilight Sparkle." Discord said.

"Discord, am I glad to see you!" Twilight replied.

"Yes, yes, you want me to stop Dunsparce now right?" Discord asked.

"Yes! Please and thank you!" Twilight yelled.

"Alright, jus' lemme do so-" *CRASH*

A Dunsparce entering the room interrupted Discord.

"DUUUUUNSPAAAAARCEEEEE" The Dunsparce yelled.

It's eyes lit up, and turned Discord into a Dunsparce.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!" Twilight yelled very loudly.

Later...

A purple Dunsparce entered the Tree library.

"Hey twilight, how was your day?" Spike asked.

"Duuun." Twilight said.

"That bad, huh?" Spike replied.

THE END