A Very Dunsparce Day

Todizzle seemed like it would be a gangbangin' dunkadelical dizzle ta Twilight Sprinklez as dat biiiiatch raised up in tha morning. Da Sun was shining, tha birdz was chirping, n' Spike was makin wafflez fo' breakfast.

As soon as her big-ass booty smelled tha wafflez dat was bein made, she ran downstairs up in less than a second. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! If you doubt Twilight could preform such a gangbangin' feat, you clearly don't give a fuck tha juice of homemade wafflez up in morning, especially wit homemade blueberry sauce, dat shitz fuckin amazing.

Anyways, Twilight waited impatiently all up in tha table as Spike, made waffles, tha smell was glorious n' waffle-like, it taunted her, as dat thugged-out biiiatch couldn't smoke dem until they was done, or without dat god-fucking-damned blueberry sauce.

In all dem minutes though, dat shiznit was finally finished, tha wonderful, straight-up dope waffles.

Twilight quickly grabbed three mostly-complete waffles, as well as tha wondertastical blueberry sauce, n' drowned tha wafflez up in blueberry sauce, da hoe fuckin started ta eat. Not fast yo, but at a medium pace, as ta savor tha dope taste of wafflez wit blueberry sauce.

After such a gangbangin' chickengasmic experience, dat biiiiatch went upstairs ta take a funky-ass bath, n' git locked n loaded fo' tha day.

Eventually Twilight was all locked n loaded fo' tha dizzle ta come, she left tha library ta Spike, n' went off tha chill wit her homie, Fluttershy.

Twilight knocked on Fluttershyz door, which was quickly answered.

"Oh, wassup Twilight, you here early." Fluttershy holla'd.

"Of course Fluttershy, when you holla'd at mah crazy ass you found a freshly smoked up speciez of animal, I was preeetty buckwild ta peep what tha fuck you had found." Twilight replied.

"Okay, well, come on up in then." Fluttershy holla'd.

Twilight entered Fluttershyz house, n' instantly noticed tha freshly smoked up animal dat Fluttershy had found.

Twilight instantly ran over n' started ta examine tha fascinatin freshly smoked up creature.

Dat shiznit was a lil' small-ass yellow snakelike creature, wit a light blue underbelly, it had a lazy look on itz face, n' overall, was pretty strange.

"This is sick!" Twilight holla'd, as she quickly pulled up some books n' fuckin started takin notes, as well as sketchin up tha appearizzle of tha intriguin creature.

"Dunsparce!" tha creature holla'd.

Twilight gasped, could dis creature be capable of speech, biatch? Or was dat just some kind of noise dis creature made.

"How tha fuck dunkadelic! Although I don't be thinkin I be bout ta be able ta git much mo' shiznit on dis thang. Thanks a shitload fo' spittin some lyrics ta me bout dis Fluttershy." Twilight holla'd.

"Oh, no problem Twilight."

Twilight fuckin started ta pack up her notes.

"Yo Fluttershy, do you want some waffles, biatch? Spike made plenty, so I brought some over." Twilight asked.

"HELL FUCKING YES, SPIKE'S WAFFLES ARE THE FUCKING BEST" Fluttershy yelled up in excitement.

So Twilight unpacked tha waffles, suddenly, tha freshly smoked up creature blasted suttin' outta itz eyes all up in tha waffles!

"What, biatch? No! Da waffles muthafucka! RUINED!" Twilight n' Fluttershy yelled all up in tha same time.

Suddenly, tha wafflez started ta chizzle shape, until... They looked like tha creature fluttershy found!

"Huh?!" Twilight n' Fluttershy exclaimed all up in tha same time.

There was now four of these creatures.

"What!?" Twilight yelled.

Then all four of tha creatures started rushin round Fluttershyz home, spewin mo' strange liquid all up in tha muthafuckas, causin dem ta turn tha fuck into mo' creatures.

Da original gangsta creaturez eyes fuckin started ta glow a thugged-out dark red.

"I be Dunsparce, tha destroyer of ghettos, tha fucker of minds, tha god smokin demon, n' tha creator of all existence up in tha multiverse, dis hood has been deemed unworthy, n' shall be assimilated up in tha name of Me. Bow down ta mah will, n' I may let you live, foolish mortals." Da creature holla'd.

All of tha Dunsparces ran outta tha doggy den wit pimped out speed.

"Fluttershy?" Twilight asked.

"Yes?" Fluttershy replied.

"What just happened?" Twilight asked.

"I aint sure." Fluttershy replied.

Twilight Sparkle n' Fluttershy ran down tha streetz of a ponyville up in chaos, Dunsparce was everywhere, assimilatin all tha ponies tha fuck into tha holy form of Dunsparce.

Suddenly dawwwwg! A big-ass boom came from tha sky dawwwwg! Rainbow Dash was fightin off a horde of floatin Dunsparce wit her Sonic Rainboom, dat biiiiatch was so fast tha Dunsparce couldn't even keep up! But suddenly all of tha Dunsparce started ta speed up as well!

"Oh no! Rainbow Dash look out!" Twilight yelled.

But dat shiznit was too late, Rainbow Dash was assimilated, tha only thang left was a incredibly fast Dunsparce.

"We need ta find all our playaz n' git then ta Canterlot son! We should be safe there!" Twilight holla'd ta Fluttershy.

And so Twilight n' Fluttershy started goin round town, avoidin Dunsparce n' lookin fo' they playas.

Applejack was straight-up confused, straight-up trippin indeed, there was strange creatures all round town, turnin ponies tha fuck into mo' strange creatures, dat shiznit was straight-up confusing. Thankfully though, dat biiiiatch was able ta git Granny Smizzle, Applebloom, Raritizzle (who was visiting) n' Applebloomz playas. tha fuck into tha cellar, where they was safe.

Unfortunately, Big Mac didn't make it, n' was turned tha fuck into one of dem monsters.

"Skanky Big Mac, I can't imagine what tha fuck it would be like ta be turned tha fuck into one of dem monsters." Applebloom holla'd.

"Don't worry bout it Applebloom, I be shizzle Big Mac is ghon be juuuust fine." Scootaloo holla'd.

While Sweetie Belle n' Scootaloo comforted Applebloom, Granny Smizzle, Applejack, n' Raritizzle was tryin ta work up a funky-ass battle plan fo' these monsters.

But not a god damn thang came ta mind, dis was all so sudden, so of course they would be drawin a funky-ass blank.

Suddenly, Twilight n' Fluttershy teleported tha fuck into tha room!

And Pinke Pie jumped up from behind a funky-ass barrel!

"Boo!" Pinkie yelled.

"AAAAAAHHH!" Everyone else yelled.

"No time ta explain, come wit us!" Twilight yelled.

"Okay!" Everyone else holla'd.

Suddenly though, a incredibly phat Dunsparce knocked down tha Cellar door playa! Just before Twilight could teleport mah playas outta tha Cellar he used his wild lil' fuckin eye thangy ta assimilate Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo n' Granny Smizzle!

"Oh no!" Everyone yelled.

Bitch quickly excluded tha freshly smoked up Dunsparces from tha teleport spell, n' gots any suckas tha hell outta there!

Everyone raised up in tha throne room up in Canterlot Castle.

"What, biatch? but mah spell was targetin tha Ponyville station." Twilight holla'd.

"Indeed Twilight yo, but I thought I would brang you all here ta speed thangs along" Celestia holla'd.

"Supa-Hoe Celestia!" Twilight exclaimed.

"Indeed, it is I, as well as Supa-Hoe Luna." Celestia holla'd.

"Hello!" Luna holla'd.

"Yo Supa-Hoe Luna!" Everyone replied.

"Now then, our phat asses aint gots much time, so I be bout ta keep dis brief." Celestia holla'd.

"Da monsta comin' at Equestria is tha freshest threat our crazy asses have faced yet, it goes by tha name Dunsparce, as you may already know. Dunsparce be a merciless monster, dat pimped all game as we know it long ago, however tha past few thousand muthafuckin years dat schmoooove muthafucka has grown restless n' bored, n' has begun ta destroy entire hoodz fo' fun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Dude be almost straight-up unstoppable" Celestia holla'd.

"Aw shit, then how tha fuck do we beat it?" Twilight asked.

"Well, if Rainbow Dash wasn't assimilated, you could use tha elements ta defeat him, so instead it is ghon be much mo' difficult. Da only other way ta defeat Dunsparce, is ta use Discordz power." Celestia explained.

"Aaand wherez Discord right now?" Twilight asked.

"Last I heard, he up in tha Castle Library, probably smokin books again." Celestia holla'd.

"Oh, aiiight. Come on girls!" Twilight holla'd.

"Us thugs will keep tha Dunsparce off yo' backs fo' as long as we can!" Luna holla'd.

"Nuff props, nahmean biiiatch?" Twilight replied.

And so tha main charactas (minus Rainbow Dash) ran down tha hallwayz of tha castle, headin towardz tha library.

However...

As they ran, three Dunsparce broke all up in tha windows behind them!

"Oh no!" Pinkie yelled.

"Go ahead Twilight, we'll keep these monstas away!" Raritizzle yelled.

"Yeah!" Fluttershy holla'd.

"Appel!" Applejack holla'd.

"Nuff props all! I be bout ta stop Dunsparce fo' sure!" Twilight yelled.

And so she ran...

And then Twilight finally reached tha Library.

Inside Discord was smokin some books n' changin tha color of tha library fo' fun.

"I've been expectin you, Twilight Sparkle." Discord holla'd.

"Discord, is I glad ta peep you, nahmean biiiatch?" Twilight replied.

"Yes, fo'sho, you want me ta stop Dunsparce now right?" Discord asked.

"Yes muthafucka! Please n' fuck you, nahmean biiiatch?" Twilight yelled.

"Alright, jus' lemme do so-" *CRASH*

A Dunsparce enterin tha room interrupted Discord.

"DUUUUUNSPAAAAARCEEEEE" Da Dunsparce yelled.

It aint nuthin but eyes lit up, n' turned Discord tha fuck into a Dunsparce.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!" Twilight yelled straight-up loudly.

Later...

A purple Dunsparce entered tha Tree library.

"Yo twilight, how tha fuck was yo' day?" Spike asked.

"Duuun." Twilight holla'd.

"That bad, huh?" Spike replied.

THE END