On one fateful day, one of Cadence's royal crystal guards comes to visit the newly crowned princess Twilight, except this isn't just a guard to Twilight Oh No… He's actually her cousin! *Gasp* Okay just messin around right there. Twilight's (twice removed) cousin has decided to visit her in ponyville, but as he's there things don't always go as planned.
How will these two survive each other?

(Warning this story contains some crude language, and also the cutie mark crusaders and spike are aged… To like sixteen and up…)