A second chance

[PART ONE:TEST SUBJECTS

I woke up strapped down to a cold metal table, a bright light,burning in my eyes. I look over to see my cousin.

“no need to resist” I heard a voice say as I fell back into unconsciousness.Waking up to dark dank room isn't very fucken inviting, trust me I fucken know. we shared what little food they had left for us. whoever they were. me and my cousin were trying  to think of ideas to escape this hell hole, but coming up pretty fucken blank. I probably shouldn't have looked up because there was a guard standing right the fuck in front of us, and pulling out a sedative too. as I woke up for the third fucken time today to see, ponies?

Talking? what the fuck! then seeing one walking towards me I yelled “stay the fuck back”. “calm down just calm down”. I decided to give her? a minute to talk. “why are you here” she asked.  “I didn't try to come here”. i said. “well what are you?” she wondered out loud. “Im a fucken captain of the U.S. Rangers”.  o.k. was all she could muster as a reply. “where in the hell are we anyway?”.”Well come to equestria captain”. she replied. “whoo back to mother fucking bed!”. my cousin yelled as a guard walked away empty sedative in hand, err hoof?

“bye” the pony said. seeing a pony approaching sedative in hoof. black!

waking up once more in the prison seeing the guard walk away his keys falling quickly. jumping for them as they silently fell into my hand. i looked over to my cousin and quietly said “These mother fuckers dropping keys on the floor”. “woohoo bitches”. my cousin yelled out still high on the sedative. after unlocking the door we silently slip past the next one. rushing down the hallway we busted down the next door(which was a regular door)

and seeing a few more guards I took them out a cousin high on sedative isn't very combat effective. Anyway with those maggots outa the way i proceeded to the next door. Locked. “Hey check this out!, i’ma push it!” I heard my cousin yell to me I looked behind me to see him push a button. It unlocked the door. Hey you remember when I said cousins high on seditavies arnt very combat effective well I think I was just proved wrong