Ponies across Equestria can’t seem to shake the feeling they are being watched all the time. Like they have an invisible audience hanging over their shoulders, watching their every move. Invisible eyes invading everypony’s privacy.

Frankly some ponies are beginning to grow concerned that these feelings are more than the usual paranoia that comes with locking oneself in a room with a dirty magazine. But in truth there is nothing to worry about.

They’re only being stalked by phantoms... wait... maybe that is something to be concerned about.

Rated Mature for subtle naughtiness… okay, that’s a lie. People who know me know I’m not subtle. This is clop-fiction people. Abandon all hope, yadda-yadda, andsoforth...