Captain Gumshoe is a reasonable pony. He is in love with Justice. Metaphorically. He makes sweet, sweet love to her every day while on shift with the Canterlot police. Again, metaphorically. But one day, after the Summer Sun Celebration, crime happens. Horrible, vicious crime. Gumshoe will not rest until the perpetrator is brought to justice and made to beg her forgiveness.

(Rated teen for sex, but only the metaphorical kind.)

Laws will be broken.

Tickets will be written.

Ponies will be broken.

This story was, unfortunately, written.

Gumshoe will do Justice.

Both metaphorically, and literally.

Warning: This story should not be read.