My Little Kick-Ass

My Little Kick-Ass: Superheroes are Magic

Kick-Ass characters portrayed by the MLP:

Twilight Sparkle: Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass

Pinkie Pie: Mindy MacCready/Hit Girl

Rainbow Dash: Chris D'Amico/Red Mist/The Mother Fucker

Fluttershy: Damon MacCready/ Big Daddy

Angel: Frank D'Amico

Narrator: Twilight Sparkle

Once, I had a peaceful life, but now, I am fighting crime that's all around Equestria. Who am I, you ask? I'm Kick-Ass.

At first, I was a pony named Twilight Sparkle. I had a pretty good life in Equestria. I made lots of friends and I possess the element of magic. I write to Princess Celestia every week when I learn a new moral. But that all changed when I saw an earth pony getting robbed by pegasi. I stepped away from the window, and looked at some Equestria After Dark. Then, when I finished masturbating my unicorn horn, I opened a new tab to Amazon. I ordered a green and yellow costume, and I knew that this was when a battle would begin. When my costume came, it was a perfect fit. I chose to call myself Kick-Ass.

I walked outside, dressed up as Kick-Ass. I saw the two pegasi assaulting another person.

"Leave her alone, you pieces of shit," I said.

"Or what?" the pegasi said.

I used magic to grab one of them, and then I threw him to the ground. I kicked his ass easily. Then, the other pegasi punched me in the face. Since I was an alicorn, I chased him when he was trying to fly away. When I was flying, I saw BonBon and Lyra looking at me. They were recording the battle I had with those pegasi. I caught up to the other pegasi. I punched him really hard in the face, and he fell to the ground. I landed on the ground.

"Who are you?" Lyra asked.

"I'm Kick-Ass," I said.

The video Lyra recorded of me defeating those two pegasi actually got millions of views. Those pegasi got arrested and I found out that other people became Equestrian superheroes inspired by me. Afterwards, I got a message from Rarity via email (I made my own email for Kick-Ass because I needed requests for people to fight crime). Rarity's message told me about a rival dress-making company that is blackmailing and harassing her. Later, I came to that company and saw a bunch of ponies making dresses. I said to the person in charge "Hey! I have a message from Rarity!" The pony in charge looked at me.

"Who the fuck are you?" he asked.

"I'm Kick-Ass," I said. "And I have a message from Rarity. Leave her alone."

The pony in charge grabbed a knife like he was going to stab me. He was coming towards me. Then, a dual bladed sword stabbed the pony in charge in the heart. Behind him was a pony that looked and sounded like Pinkie Pie, holding the dual bladed sword. She looked and sounded like Pinkie Pie, but her hair was dyed purple and she wore a purple outfit and mask. Standing next to her was Fluttershy dressed up in a black and yellow WonderBolts outfit.

"Okay you cunts, let's get this party started," Pinkie Pie said.

She gave one of the workers at Rarity's rival's shop a present. The worker was unwrapping it, and when he opened it, it exploded. It killed the worker and there was a ton of blood everywhere. Then, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were fighting all of the workers, and killed all of the workers.

"Don't worry. We're on the same team. I'm Hit Girl, by the way," Pinkie Pie said.

Then, Pinkie pointed at Fluttershy and said "And that's Big Daddy."

It turns out that Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie were inspired by me to become superheroes. Big Daddy and Hit Girl left the room through the window, and I went through the window too.

To be continued in chapter 2.