My Little Kick-Ass

Chapter 2:

Narrator: Rainbow Dash

My name is Rainbow Dash. I have heard of a certain pony named Kick-Ass, and a rumor is going around saying Kick-Ass has been killing some of our men. What am I talking about, you ask?

A while ago, I got a job working for Angel, an asshole bunny. I do his bidding, even though he's a douche. He is a mob boss, and I am his second-in-command. Angel is trying to get Kick-Ass to be killed. They even killed a cosplayer whom they believed was Kick-Ass. I wrote down a list of what I needed, went in Angel's office and told him that the stuff on the list was all I needed. I told him I needed a costume, and I needed a car, and he had to put one of his men in jail. He got pretty angry at me because he thought I was wasting money.

"I can bring Kick-Ass to you this way," I said.

He agreed.

Narrator: Twilight Sparkle

I was watching the news with two of my friends. It turns out that a major drug dealer was arrested by a superhero named Red Mist. When I saw Red Mist, I was shocked. It was Rainbow Dash with a black and red wig on, a black mask on and a red and black costume and cape on. First Pinkie and Fluttershy, now Rainbow Dash? A few days later, it turns out that Red Mist is even more popular of a superhero than I am. When I got on my computer, I got an email from Red Mist. He said that we should hang out sometime and fight some crime.

After I saw that message, Big Daddy and Hit Girl came in through my window. I asked them how they found me.

Big Daddy said "I rerouted your IP address. It was too easy finding you, Kick-Ass."

I talked to them and asked how do I contact them.

"Just look at the signal that the mayor shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock," Pinkie said.

Big Daddy and Hit Girl exited through my window, and so did I. I went to look for Red Mist.

I stood in an alleyway.

"Kick-Ass," Red Mist shouted.

I saw Red Mist and said "Red Mist, you ready to fight some crime?" Me and Red Mist got in a red car. The license plate said "RED M1ST." I hopped into his car, and we listened to the radio and talked about fighting the crime. Red Mist texted someone on his phone.

Red Mist and I got to this burning building called "Angel's Lumber Yard." Red Mist was running to the burning building.

"Why are you running in there?" I asked.

"There's people in there!" Red Mist said.

Red Mist flew right in before I could say "Couldn't we just call the fire department...?" I ran into the building, Me and Red Mist saw a bunch of dead bodies inside, and we got lost in the burning building. When we found each other again, we flew out the door, and we escaped right before the place blew up. What was odd is that Red Mist was holding a teddy bear.

"Why are you holding a teddy bear?" I asked. "I don't know," Red Mist said.

Narrator: Red Mist

I got back to Angel's place. Angel and a police officer were there. The police officer pointed a gun at me.

"Whoa, whoa, calm down! That's Rainbow Dash!" the bodyguard said.

"Rainbow Dash is Red Mist?" the police officer said.

"Guys, I found something out about Kick-Ass. Kick-Ass is just a geek, and this can show you the real killer," I said.

I showed them the teddy bear. "What's that going to do?" the bodyguard said. "It is a security camera. It was used to spy on my nanny when I was a filly," I said. I plugged it into a TV. When I turned it on, it showed a pony dressed up in a black and yellow WonderBolts outfit killing all of Angel's goons in the Lumber Yard, then setting the place on fire. I could tell who the pony was though. It was Fluttershy. I was really upset when I saw this. I felt ashamed for working for Angel now, I walked out of the room.

To be continued in chapter 3...