Prologue: Rise of the Evil Lobster Men

It began on a sunny day on a sandy tropical island, where a blue evil overlord of the evil Lobster Men known as Zoidbergs. The Overlord Lobster Man name was Lord Zoid, whom head fin was up while he cock slapped another red, smiling in joy Zoidberg on his knees in the face with his massive fearsome gonad.

Billions of Lobster Men, all wearing tiny pink speedos barely covering their massive genitals, whom were all gathered at the tropical islands of the planet Decapod 10 to see the event. It was a complete sausage fest, the Lobster Men seem to have no women and yet managed to survive.

"A new power is rising. Its victory is at claw!" shouted Lord Zoid as he waved his huge penis at the crowd. "The age of Human and Pony is over. The time of the Lobster Men has come. We shall turn all Humanity and Ponies into evil Lobster Men with the Conversion Berg Potion!"

The vast hordes of Zoidbergs clicked their claws and raised their red Conversion Berg Potions, that were potion glass bottles, they also made whooping sounds in approval.

"This night the land will be stained with the blood of Ponies and Humans. March to Earth and Equus! Leave none alive!"

Again they cheered by making whooping sounds. The whooping Human and Pony alike shall learn to fear.

"To war!"

The vast hordes of evil Lobster Men walked off the beaches of their islands, then swam towards the two wormholes a mile out at sea. Some Lobster Men stayed behind to have best glorious master race level of sexy orgies with other Lobster Men and shit out more Lobster Men from their buttholes afterwards, whom rapidly within minutes would grow into full sized adults, whom in turn made more Lobster Men. In fact, the Lobster Men breed so fast, they don't need to grow food or hunt, they just kill and cannibalize one another when they're hungry and use tartar sauce for flavor in the eating of other Lobster Men.

"There will be no sex for Ponies and Humans. The Conversion Berg has begun." he said quietly.