Attack of the Evil Lobster Men

On a sunny day billions of Zoidbergs had came out of a wormhole in the sea off the coast of New York, the vast hordes swam towards land to begin their attack. Humans going about their business had no idea what horrors await them at the claws of the Lobster Men.

Once they were near land, the Lobster Men jumped out from the sea into the streets of New York. They threw potions at Humans, soaking the Humans with the foul smelling liquid, that smelled of garbage, which turned them into Lobster Men within seconds. The new Lobster Men turned on the Humans. The former Humans were known as Newbergs.

"Join the Lobster Men! We have the biggest penises in the entire multiverse!" shouted the newly converted Newbergs.

"Want to have sex? Why not become a Zoidberg!" shouted another Newberg.

The Newbergs used their claws as scissors to kill and cannibalize some Humans, for whatever reason were immune to the Conversion Berg Potion. The Humans that were being eaten alive screamed in pain and denial.

The hordes of drooling Lobster Men and naked Newbergs waving their massive penises poured into the streets making whooping sounds and spreading panic.

"Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!" shouted the Lobster Men as they charged at the Humans.

The military were quick to arrive, they set up key defensive positions in areas the Zoidbergs had not yet attacked and evacuated whom they could away from the city.

The Zoidbergs and Newbergs charged fearlessly into machine guns at choke points without fear for their lives at all, already overwhelming some soldiers that tried desperately to hold back the Lobster Men horde.

A red sphere appeared next to the Statue of Liberty, quickly vaporizing the statue and every Human on the island into nothing, which expanded rapidly towards New York. The Lobster Men's Barrier will eventually cover all of Earth, ensuring the total annihilation of the Human race.

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In another universe filled with sexy cartoon Ponies, the Lobster Men invaded the magical land of Equestria. The Zoidbergs ran out from the Everfree Forest into Ponyville, they threw potions at Ponies turning them into Lobster Men and dog piled on top of Ponies that were immune and ate them while they screamed in pain and denial.

Some Ponies were lucky to make it to safety behind the force field around Twilight’s library.

High in the sky Celestia and hundreds of Pegasi Royal Guard already found where the Zoidbergs were coming from. It was a wormhole in a lake within the Everfree Forest. Without any time to lose they bravely charged into the wormhole, to come out the other side into Decapod 10.

Celestia fired red laser beams from her eyes at the Lobster Men while her Royal Guard engaged the Zoidbergs in close combat with swords. Just as all hope seemed lost dozens of Human military hovercraft poured out from a wormhole. Blasting the Zoidbergs with cannons and dropping troops a shore, that wore hazmat suits and gas masks to protect themselves from Conversion Berg potions.

And finally Celestia fired laser beams from her eyes at Lord Zoid, vaporizing him and causing all the bodies of the Zoidbergs to explode, spewing blood and guts all over everyone, the Lobster Men's Barrier shutdown and then every Human and Pony celebrated by having a super hot sexy orgy, and peace between Humans and Ponies and whatever.

Alas, while the Ponies and Humans had great sexy orgies and were at peace here in this universe, in some universes across the infinite planes of the multiverse Humans and Ponies were at war, over something that was not always explained clearly and sometimes seemed just done for the evulz, like turning Humans into mindless zombie Ponies.

Universes that would never know the joy of having Pony and Human mutant babies together.

And also Futurama was uncanceled with better writers and funding due to the Zoidberg attack, which had promoted the show.

The End