Inspector Origins, Joey Bonk

Today is a happy and disturbing day for all of us. No one I know has died today. YET.

...a portal to other dimensions, as well as other fanfictions. That means, I can reference more people correctly and study the effects. I found a nice dimension with tons of foals, even one of rainbow dash. Here's the catch, a younger more energetic discord was watching over them, however I didn't get that feeling I did when I last saw him.

"Let's pull him out." Twilight and Doc said in perfect unison. And so they did. "What did you see?"

"Something to do later." I said. I heard something come form the portal.

"Kit, who was dat?" I heard a familiar voice say.

"I don't know. But he had a gun I haven't seen before. Let's look into that later for now we-" at this point the portal closed.

"WHAT DID YOU SEE?" Doc and Twilight both asked me again, wanting a more clear definitive answer.

"Multiple dimensions, if we augment the portal and adjust frequencies we could go home. But for now let's leave it alone until wwe can scan it. It goes somewhere fun. How often does this appear?" I ask, eager to see if I could go back.

"At most frequent, once a day. At least frequent once a month. I was too afraid to go in myself, so I needed someone reckless enough to venture in." Doc said. I swear sometimes he thinks he is a genius.

"So if we develop the right technology and a proven method to get back, we could mess around in more dimensions like a TV station? AWESOME! Oh that reminds me, did you get the artifact?" I asked, eager to see a certain someone again.

"I did, as well as a number of extra roo-" He started before I cut him off.

"WELL GIVE ME THE MOTHERF**KING THING NOW @$$HOLE!" I yell out.

"Ok it's- ARE YOU LOOKING THROUGH MY BAGS ALREADY!" He annoyingly yelled out at me.

"OF F**KING COURSE I AM, WHEN YOU FIND SOMETHING LIKE THAT TELL ME FIRST" I retorted right before finding a necklace with a star on it. "This is it right?"

"No that will kill you if you hold it for too long." He said. I screamed and dropped it. "Just kidding that is it. Just don't hold it too long or it will try to merge with you or something. Wearing it caused me to think different but feel more alive. Now let's save your girlfriend."

"Wha- tha- su- F**K YOU WE ARE FRIENDS ONLY! Besides it's forbidden. Now hand me a shovel so we can dig up the grave." Yet another sentence I though I wouldn't say.

When we dug her up, luckily by the power of screwing logic she didn't decay and was as beauttif- holy f**k I am starting to like her as more than a friend. BUT IT'S FORBIDDEN. And I am not a hypocrite when it comes down to following my own rules. She still is pretty in a pony sort of way. But I'm human and she isn't. It wouldn't work. Still a better love story than Twilight. (Couldn't help it sorry but Twilight's love stories are a little bad. No offense Sparkle.) I put it on her and she springs to life.

"AH! Oh it's you guys. I had the weirdest dream. You totally wouldn't believe it though." She said.

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*one long explanation of what has happened and how everyone is affected and  how everything changed*

"SO I DIED!?!" She screamed out. Well, this is awkward.

"Yeah, so please, never leave us again. Now let's gather at sugar cube corner." As everyone is gathering Rainbow could not get over the fact that she died.

"Now that everyone is here let me explain why I brought you here, fillies and gentlecolts, let me show you, RAINBOW DASH!" She came speeding through the window on cue. Fortunately due to the show's logic, she was unharmed.

"GROUP HUG!" Pinkie yelled.

"Guess my job is done." I say as I start to walk off but was interrupted by pinkie.

"GET OVER HERE!" She yelled in a gruff voice.

"Who me?" I asked, I have been part of a group hug before.

"We are all friends here darling come on!" Rarity, I...

"What are you waiting for silly!" Pinkie...

"We aren't gonna wait all day sugarcube." Applejack... I Ah this is corny enough

"Ok." And so I did. Maybe this place isn't so bad after all. "Ok girls, you can let me go now, me and Doc have something to confess."

"Okay...." They all replied in unison.

"We haven't been entirely truthful to you guys when we first came here." I began.

"We are from a race of warriors called the Derpscouts. I however, am a lone medic who met Joey when he was stranded in a post-apocalyptic world, we traveled through the war-torn streets before we had realized the cruelty of our actions." Doc continued.

"We planned to secede from our clan. We didn't know when to do so though." I started from where Doc left off.

"Then we were test subject of a new kind of teleporter, one said to be able to teleport anywhere without the use of an exit, however in order to get back we needed to wear these special watches, we modified ours to control time. They cannot however tell time." I Doc stated.

"We were told that we were to study whoever was in the area. Then kill them. But seeing as you think of us as friends, we will stay here. Doc will remove the function to return back. Doing so will destroy their teleporter, so hopefully they will assume we died." I said.

"Also, Joey, I am your father." Doc sai- wait what?

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I scream.

"Just kidding." Goddammit Doc, I'm supposed to do references.

"Anyway we are living here. And maybe the writer will make an ongoing series or something." Everyone but pinkie looked confused. Ah well. This is only chapter 5, I hope he doesn't make it 6 chapters, that would suck. Wait WHY AM I HINKING THIS TOO MUCH 4TH WALL BREAKING WHA- odd, I don't remember anything 5 seconds ago, what oh living here. Hey someone's calling Doc.

"Sorry, guys got to split." He said as he left. Oh shit I read my script it does end on 6 FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-