Inspector Origins, Joey Bonk

Well friend, it has been a sweet ride. I discovered a portal to other's fanfictions, got framed, learned the meaning of friendship in a highly corny way, broke through solid brick, my writer got an editor, I referenced things, wrier got some followers, and now I live here and will probably terrorize other fanfictions. My favorite would be that baby dimension. Who knows, maybe one day I will explore alternate universes and even more dimensions. You know someone called this a satyr play? I don't know what it is but maybe my stupid writer will look it up. Ok I have invaded your privacy enough. Nice room by the way. Let's get on to the finale of this crappy fic so I can go into new ones and have fun there and be the background character that the writer don't always write in but sometimes do. By the way the pov is back to normal at 500+ words characters will switch. It's currently in Doc's pov. Yay.

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I opened the door to he hideout "I assume this is for that 'one last thing you wanted before you let my people go' right?" I say.

"Yes, now the one last thing I want you to do, before that I want to look you in the face instead of the shadows." I get up close. "The last thin I want you to do is kill Joey and everyone on this pitiful planet." He s-

"WHAT!" SERIOUSLY WHAT? He then stands up. And aggressively walks toward me.

"Kill everything that breaths on this planet but me. Or do I have to end your people and yourself as well?" He menacingly says.

"F**K THIS S*!T AND F**K MY PEOPLE I AIN'T HARMING A HAIR ON ANYONE I KNOW'S BODY YOU TWISTED F**K!" I reply, he can hear he fear in my voice and he grabs me.

"IF YOU REFUSE TO DO SO WILLINGLY I WILL FORCE YOU TO DO SO, REMEMBER THE POTIONS YOU BROUGHT ME?!" How the hell did I not see this s*!t coming a mile away, it's like being a blindsided by an aircraft carrier, WHAT SORT OF DIPF**K GETS BLINDSIDED BY A F**KING AIRCRAFT CARRIER!?!?! "NOW DRINK UP!" OH GOD IT ASTES LIKE S*!T DIPPED IN PISS!

"IT DIDN'T WORK @$$HOLE!" I was wrong. I was losing all feeling, all judgment. My will is only so strong. "FORGIVE ME FRIENDS, IT WON'T BE ME IN CONTROL!"

"This is the stronger one from Discord, I got it while you were distracted by your friend. You will see every event, everything you do, EVERY FACE OF WHO YOU MURDER! EVERY SCREAM!" He laughs manically.

"BUT WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?!" I scream out, at least I can speak.

"NOTHING! I'M A MADMAN! HA HA HA! NOW DO AS YOUR TOLD AND KILL EVERYONE BUT ME, AND START WITH YOUR FRIEND JOEY! ALSO DEATH TO YOUR PEOPLE

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*Batman transition theme with scout derpface*

world's must unfitting song that needs to be open in a new tab for this event and this event only yet it will be used for more events like this maybe.

"♪Walking song, walking song oh sweet walking so-♪ WHAT THE-" My beautiful generic song  was interrupted by a crossbow bolt that was red, a potential kill shot is my hearing wasn't amazing as it is. What the hell is doc trying to do? Kill me. Oh yeah last chap- another epic dodge. "YA WANT SOMETHING DOC!? YOU INTERRUPTED MY FAMOUS WALKING SONG!"

"RUN JOEY I'M NOT IN CONTROL OF MY ACTIONS AND NOW A MADMAN IS TRYING TO MAKE ME KILL YOU!" What the fu-

"Oh ha ha- AHHHH MY KNEECAP!" Wedged in there good, I run to the Everfree Forest as quick as I can after I remove the arrow. I'm almost to Zecora's hut. "Almost there, GAH MY KNEECAPS! ZECORA GET ME SOME BANDAGES!" She wraps them up and I run as fast as I can away. Lucky for me I have 2 more necklaces I figure if I kill him, I can revive him then he would be normal. I pull out one necklace, and lucky for me at the perfect time, as he shot me- BAGELS! well that is that  what happens when you die? Huh always tho- SANDWHICHES!! Well atleast I know these aren't single use. I HAVE AN IDEA, I throw it straight up just in time to-

"JOEY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

"GAH! HOLY S*!T THAT WAS SCARY! Hey Doc you killed me, so you should be cured!"

"NO JOEY, NOW I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE ON THE PLANET SHOOT ME WHILE THE PO-" I did it. I killed my best friend. Now-

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F**************************************************************************************CK!!!!!!!!! THEY ABSORDED INTO MY SKIN! But I had two, wher-"

"Here." A mysterious voi-

"I did it! I KILLED HIM! MUAHAHAHA! I AM ♪JACK FLICKMAN♪-" Well, jack got shot in the back by none other than!

"Not mah man ya freak. I'm DERPY HOOVES! AND I SAVED DA UNIVERS YAY! Now lets go to da doctor freindz!" And so I, dah mighteh derpy took them to the doctor. After putting on dat pretty necklace. jacky had.

"What you did was very heroic Derpy." Celestia said as I woke up to a monitor beeping slowly.

"What happened?" I asked,  a little dazed and confused but otherwise barely alive.

"Derpy shot your murder. How she pulled the trigger is a mystery though." Celestia told me. But nothing could prepare me for what she was about to say next. "However, in order for you to live, we are going to turn you and your friend into a pony. I know you would hate this, but if it's any consolation you can be turned into a Pegasus or a unicorn.

"Ok, on one condition, I get to chose the color and keep my clothing. I do not want my nether-region hanging out for the world to see." I reply. Celestia looked a bit weirded out but otherwise agreed. "Now, I want my coat to be a like Rainbow's, cyan but a bit darker than that. And my mane must be a dark brown, just like my hair." I wonder how this will- "AH EH AW AH AHH YEESH OOH GAH!" well now I know what they mean by out of body experience. "So now I am a talking miniature horse. Whoopdeefu- Sorry princess just thought out loud!"

"Oh god I had the weirdest dream. Joey was a pony and he and derpy-" I interrupted Doc before he could finish his sentence.

"Say another word and I will shoot you- I just realized I don't have hands. I'll, why I'll, I'LL TROT ON YOU!" Doc is laughing hysterically.

"OH GOOD GOD THIS IS TOO F**KING FUNNY! YOU ARE A HORSE! OH GOD! HA!" GODDAMMIT DOC!

"You know you will have to become one too you know." Celestia I love you sometimes.

"Fu**."

"Careful Doc, you almost made it past the censor."

"Chose wisely, Earth pony, Pegasus or Unicorn."

"Unicorn. I want to look a little like I do now but with clothing and make my coat teal and my mane black."

"Ok but this may tickle,  didn't it Joey?"

"Shut your mouth princess." I told her straight up. Doc made his sounds like me but a bit stranger.

Now excuse me princess, while i play our ending theme taht doesn't belong to us but is still awesome.

"Well Joey, now how do I do the levitate-y thingy?"

"Well you to enjoy figuring out your new bodies, I'm going to eat cake." She smugly replied. "I recommend Twilight teach you magic Doctor, and Joey, I recommend you Rainbow Dash, you'd be learning from the best.

"BUT-" We were cut short by black screen mid-sentence. Now writer, in a few days write the epilogue.

                            but for now, I guess I will learn to fly

                                   I leave you with this

                                                rainbows... they make me cry ;-;

THE END MOTHER F**KAHS!