Inspector Origins, Joey Bonk

Hi reader! Joey and pinkie here! It's been a while  since you last read about me, or maybe it hasn't. Maybe I already invaded a few fics and you saw me! Oh well. Let me update you on everything. I will go first, then Pinkie.

First off, Doc is doing good with his magic, he already knows how to shoot guns again as well as a few advanced spells. He is such a quick learner.

And Joey here is learning to fly from Dashie! Don't tell him I said this, but he hasn't quite got it down! But I'm sure he will be flying in no time! Remember Joey, the trick is the speed of how you flap, as well as flapping in perfect unison! How do I know this? Well some things are better left unsaid eh reader? Back to you Joey!

And the shed is not really all that creepy, Doc is just trying to scare us I think. Besides it has tons of underground rooms, which is a little weird, but I found the weapons cache! Shotguns and rifles galore!

I even found a hacksaw, but why do they call it a hacksaw when-

Pinkie, you're scaring me. Please stop.

Okie Dokie Loki! Now everyone is still getting used to Joey, but I'm sure they will like him. I do! Also Vinyl does too! What's that type of music you two seem to like? Dubstep? Or was it techno? I think both. Also who is that mare you like? Oh I know its Derpy!

E ARE STRICTLY FRIENDS!!!! NOTHING MORE! He he, Sorry about that folks! But I am not here to date, I'm here to protect! And in fact, I am learning how to shoot with hooves from this pony named Lyra.  Although she goes about how my stupidity cost her some valuable research, she seems to like me. She and her friend Bon Bon are nice.

And Luna seems to take a liking to you! Now you have two love interests! He he!

Pinkie, you are so immature sometimes. Even if I did want to be in a relationship right now, I doubt the princesses would allow me. Although, Prince Joey does have a ring to it- Pinkie, are you trying to corrupt me you silly goose?

(neck size increases and head raises into cake hat) Nope!

Wow, I didn't know you were part giraffe!

Me neither!

Now where were we? Oh yeah something bout how nights here are so beautiful right? Oh well going with it. Twilight has even given me a telescope so I can stargaze. There is something about nights here that are different from nights where I'm from. Probably because a goddess raises the moon everyday at 6pm.

Don't tell Joey I said this but I think he like Luna!

Also Doc found a way to use his magic to control where I go and how I get back to the portal! Now I can safely go anywhere with ease. Also, he found a way to make the portal never close again! So writers out there beware! I could slip in undetected! >:)

Oh PUH-LEASE, I already have done that years ago! How do you think I know about the forth wall?

Okaaaay, back to what I was saying. Something bout a new adventures? Be sure to check out Inspector's Adventures. It is coming as soon as my write gets better, he is sick while writing this. But don't worry about him. He will be looking up how to be a better writer in the meantime won't you writer?

Leave him alone Joey! Let's talk about your girlfriends more!

PINKIE!

And thus,

I  bid you farewell.