Chapters A Series of Unfortunately Funny Events
Quite An Introduction
“A-are you sure she won’t be mad, Summer? I mean, you haven’t even told me what’s in the bag...”
“Of course not. She’ll find it hilarious .”
“Okay then,” replied Tenna with a smile before she turned around to do as she was told, that being to place a paper bag right in front of the door to Rarity’s boutique. The next act was to light it on fire, a task that she quickly completed.
“Alright, now ring the doorbell, Tenna,” said Summer Breeze from the path in front of Rarity’s. Her blonde tail flicked in anticipation as Tenna rang the doorbell. This was going to be great.
“You’re terrible, you know that?”
Undeterred by the arrival of their friend, Summer quickly responded. “Novelle, you two need to learn how to let loose and have fun.”
“TENNA! WHAT IN EQUESTRIA ARE YOU DOING?!”
“Uh-oh, that sounded like Rarity,” Summer began panicking.
“You didn’t tell her to run away?!” Novelle yelled at her, causing Summer to get upset.
“You distracted me!”
“Aha! I knew you two were behind this!” yelled Rarity, who had snuck up on the two during their panic. “Just what do you have to say for yourselves this time, hmm?”
“Uh… scatter!” Novelle suddenly shouted before flying off into the air, stunning both Summer Breeze and Rarity. But who could argue with that logic? Summer quickly galloped off, leaving Rarity yelling in the distance. Eventually, Novelle landed in front of her, causing her to stop her sprint. She simply waited for the blue pegasus to scold her, but it never came.
“Oh my god, we left Tenna behind.”
Looking around, Summer noticed her friend was correct. “Well. That sucks.”
The next thing she knew, a blue hoof smacked her across the face.
“Shut up, Summer.”
A Series of Unfortunately Funny Events
The Worst Idea Ever
“I’m telling you, nothing can go wrong.”
“I dunno, Summer. This seems like a really bad idea.”
“No no, you got this, Novelle!”
Novelle let out a sigh, certain that what she was about to do would have terrible repercussions. But she resigned herself to doing it anyways, and she heaved the spear down towards the ground below.
At the same time, unbeknownst to her, a parade was going on in the streets below the balcony she found herself on. A parade that Princess Celestia, the ruler of Equestria, was the centerpiece of. Before she could comprehend what had happened, the spear hit Celestia directly in her cutie mark.
“Oh god, we should go, Summer.”
“Wow. Bullseye. Nice throw.”
“Summer, do you hear me?! We have to go!”
“I didn’t even know there was a parade scheduled for today.”
As Novelle tried her best to get Summer’s attention, a booming voice suddenly interrupted the two of them.
“WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?!” yelled the irate sun princess, who had flown up to the two ponies faster than they could comprehend.
Without thinking, Novelle pointed at Summer. “It was her idea, your majesty!”
“Oh? Well, that was a nice throw. Have you considered joining the Canterlot hoofball team?”
“OH WHAT THE FU-”
A Series of Unfortunately Funny Events
The Mare Who Cried Dragon
The Mare Who Cried Dragon
“Girls, there’s a dragon invading Ponyville!”
“No there’s not, Summer, shut up.”
“No, really, Novelle! There’s a dragon!”
“A d-dragon?”
“Don’t listen to her, Tenna,” Novelle advised their changeling friend.
“But I’m not lying!” Summer protested to no avail.
“Just go away, Summer. We’ve had enough of your lies.”
“Ugh, fine.”
And then Ponyville was burnt to a crisp. The end.
A Series of Unfortunately Funny Events
Barking Up The Wrong Tree
Barking Up The Wrong Tree
“Alright, the bottle landed on me, so now you have to either dare me to do something or ask me a question that I have to answer truthfully.”
“Hmm…” pondered Summer before coming up with the perfect dare. Pointing at a tree, she made her dare vocal. “Go make out with that tree.”
In an instant, Novelle’s jaw dropped. Looking at her friend in shock, she resigned herself to a sigh of defeat. She never should have shown this stupid game to someone like Summer. That pony was crazy. Heck, she’d probably stick her horn in a pencil sharpener for a few bits. Looking over at her changeling friend, she seemed to be more confused than anything.
“Um, what’s making out?”
“You’re about to see,” replied Summer nonchalantly.
“Ugh, you’re a pig!” Novelle scolded her, to which she chuckled.
“And proud. Now, I do believe you have a dare to complete, do you not?”
Giving a groan of frustration, Novelle walked over to the tree Summer had pointed at and gathered her resolve. After a few seconds, she pressed her lips to the tree, mimicking the act of making out with it.
“Ew… that’s what making out is?” questioned Tenna, causing Summer to begin laughing uproariously, which caused Novelle to pull her head away from the tree, her brown mane now covered with specks of tree sap.
“That. Was. Priceless.”
“Whatever,” came the reply as Novelle began walking back to her friends.
“Um, thank you.”
Everyone froze in an instant, quickly recognizing the voice.
“Huh, what do you know?” began Summer, “she finally became a tree.”