My name is derpy hooves, I am 16 years old and I am proud of my life and happy for it. But when I was a little filly nopony knew who I was. At school I was hated by everypony even the teachers. But now I'm going to take you back to my heartbreaking past so everypony will know what I have been though.
November 13th
Dear, Diray
It's been a while since I wrote in this dusty old book, so I don't know what to write in these things so i'll just go with the facts. My name is Derpy Hooves I'm 7 years old and I don't know what else to write. Well I'll guess i'll put this book under my bed again.
Sincerely, Derpy Hooves
*Derpy puts book back under bed*
"Well at least that is done" Derpy said. It's pretty late, I guess I'll just go back to bed.
*goes pitch black*
"W-W-What happenen, Is anypony there",said derpy.
*Heres door creek open*
H-H-H-H-Hello Is that y-y-you momey?
*Lights turn on and a bunch of ponies are laughing at derpy*
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Did you see that, said firefly still laughing her guts out. I sure did and even better I caught that on camera, said Sappfire Flame. go away, said derpy.