Credit for title image goes to this artist silverspoonsblogadoodle.tumblr.com/

It's no great secret that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are two of the most stuck up and mean little fillies this side of the Everfree Forest. But nopony has had the guts to tell them exactly what they think of them. Until now.

When Twilight Sparkle gets hammered on Granny Smith's moonshine, she takes this time, to write letters. First to her friends. But before passing out in a pool of vomit, she decides to write to the town's well to do, young bullies. Diamond Tiara responds in the only way she knows how while her young lover and presumably better half is struck with images and feelings she can never get out of her head.

Brain bleach anypony?
WARNING! Contains Foalcon and pedofoalic references!

(This is a spinoff of this hilarious fic Alcohol's Effect On Friendship with all due respects to the original author. If I am doing something wrong or you catch errors, constructive criticism is always welcome. This is my first story on fimfiction so please be gentle ;^_^)