Shade the Dragon Hunter

   It was a cool autumn night when I arrived in Ponyville, I had decided to stop at a place called "Pony Jo's" it was a small doughnut place with a ManeHatten theme and it was pretty cozy, I took a seat in the back where I sharpened my saber.

   It was almost midnight and I had ordered multiple cream filled doughnuts and I was beginning to doz off, until I fixed my eyes on a group of Diamond Dogs violently attacking a young stallion and his friend.

    "So Pony tell me again what you said about me and my friends, YES!" Said the larger of the dogs

    "NOTHING! I said nothing."

    "YOU DARE INSULT ME AND MY FRIENDS, AND THEN LYE TO MY FACE?!?! Oh you`re going to get it"

    "HEY DOG BREATH!!!" I said while walking up to them "Lay off them, they mean you no harm!"

   They then turn and laugh at me and began to throw insults at me. "Oh little pony man you better pick your fights much more wisely." He said as he began to ponce

   He came thrusting toward me at full force, I quickly jumped out of the way, levitated my blade to my side and struck down the behemoth of a creature. Before he knew it his tail was clean off and was lying on the ground.

    "AnyPony else?" I said hoping that none of them were stupid enough. And none of them were. "Good now you should probably be getting the hey out of here."

   And with that they all bolted to the door and the two young colts were mesmerized like they just saw Super Pony defeat a hideous monster. I then looked to the clock and it was five past midnight.

    "Um... Do you guys know if there any inns that are still open around here?"

   They then snapped back to attention "Um yeah there's one just off Stirrup Street."

     "Thank you"

   I then walked off victorious and those two ponies walked off still alive