Death Isn't the End

Not only was Twilight Party-Pooper telling the truth, but she actually sealed me up in a chaos-resistant bubble of magic, I guess one to many things happened with Discord, so they made this. Upon inspection of the bubble, I have found one weakness, the bubble reacts to compliments... apparently, this bubble reads the mind of the person dwelling within and decides if it is a threat or not, usually bad guys don't compliment things, I guess.

"Hey Jake, can you take over? I need to mull over some things" I ask looking at my reflection.

'Yeah, no problem' Jake says giving off a small chuckle.

"Jake, you can't harm anyone here? Okay?" I say pointing towards the reflection.

'Yes yes, I know the rules, just like the base'

"Good here you go" I say closing my eyes.

Point of View: Jake Insania

"Jesus mother fucking Christ, it feels so good to be free for once in a while" I say stretching.

"Now time to have some fun!" I say bringing a hand to my chest.

At that moment Princess Celestia and Princess Party-pooper walk through the door talking to each other. They stop and turn their heads to look at me. And Celestia was the first to speak.

"Hello there, Discorde? What made you choose that name? And just so you know, I know that isn't your real name, most humans don't name their children that" She said with a small smirk on her face, like I've been called out.

"Well hi there, Celestia, my name is Jake, Jake Insania, a pleasure to meet you, I would shake your hoof but your pawn here put me in this bubble, but no matter" I say as I proceed to walk through the bubble, and holding my hand in front of her.

At that moment a look of bewilderment over come their calm, stoic, faces.

"How did you do that? You shouldn't be able to do that!" Party-pooper shouted.

"Oh, I forgot, where are my manners, please take a seat" I say pointing towards the couch to where they look.

"Where did he go?" Celestia said looking around.

"Please, allow me to elaborate" I say, walking from another room... on the ceiling.

Again, the look on their faces brought the biggest grin to my face. Then and there they look towards each other and nod, sit down, and give me their full attention.

"Like Discord, I am a spirit, but the problem with that is that, I am not a spirit. I am a alternate personality to the one you met earlier, Discorde. If you were to call me a spirit, I would be called the Spirit of Insanity. But really, I am the collective thoughts of Discorde, given a personality" I say pacing back and forth on the ceiling like I was giving a lecture.

"If you are the spirit of Insanity, then why do you come from your world? Usually spirits aren't born in your realm" Celestia says raising her chin from her hoof.

"I am glad you asked that Sun Butt" I say appearing behind them and putting my arms around their necks, their sweet fleshy necks.

"Like most people in our 'realm', people suffer mental anguish, but rarely do those people have a condition that can damage their psyche, and on top of that. being fifteen and in the military didn't help either." I say resuming my marching around the ceiling.

"Why was, Discorde, subjected to that kind of job at that age?" Twilight asked seemingly worried.

"Again, I am glad you asked, Sparkle Butt" I say pointing a finger.... or eight at her.

"Like your world, we also have violence in ours, but in our world there is a lot more then what you have going on here, and I being light on the amount. In our world, you can't just simply kill someone and expect it to be over, most groups of terrorists need punishing so people won't want to join them." I say hopping of the ceiling and walking towards them.

"Hearing about war, I don't think I like where this is going" Celestia says taking a glance at her pupil.

"We have to psychologically torture them, get them to fear us. And guess who taught those soldiers how to do it? Your one and only Discorde, not only was Discorde teaching military strategies at fifteen, he was the go-to-guy for making enemies sing like Justin Beiber with his testicles kicked into his throat" I say trying to hold back laughter.

The two Alicorns just looked at me with faces of shock and horror... I want to call it shorror. I couldn't help but laugh at their faces. When I started laughing, Celestia stood from the couch, and walked towards me. I stopped laughing when she got up to me, she was barely taller than me, maybe an inch or two.

"If you harm any of my little ponies, I will not hesitate to send you to the moon" She looked at me with a stern look, one that only a mother would give to her children.

"You won't get that from me, unless, someone tries to harm me or Discorde. But I have one more thing to say" I say raising a finger... and a foot to the roof, this was going to a fun day!

"And what is that?" Celestia asks raising an eyebrow.

"Just this" I say only getting an inch away from Celestia, RIGHT before I lock her lips with mine, she stiffens but doesn't close her mouth... wrong choice! Just as that happens, her tongue invades my mouth... what is going on?

Only a couple of feet away, a certain lavender pupil, has the same look when I- Discorde killed someone during the torture process, frightened out of her mind, well... almost.

When I kissed Celestia, I expected her to freak out but... she is returning the kiss and more! I am scared now! I need an adult! HELP ME!

'Discorde you take over!' I think, pushing the conscientiousness back to the driver seat.

Point of View: Discorde

'What the hell is your problem?! I am trying to think here! I shout/think.

'Don't be mad, but I may have already locked you into a relationship...?

'What are you talking about...wait, what is this feeling?'

'Open your eyes'

At that moment, my eyes shoot open, and I see and feel that I am getting frenched by the Princess of this land! HELP! I need an adult! I pull away leaving a certain Princess just tongue the air.

"Twilight! What did he do?!" I ask running over to the other princess.

"he just, just just just... he just" Twilight said before I cut her off, knowing I was going to get nothing,

Turning to look at Celestia, I see something, one, a blush brighter then what she rules over, and two, a pool of clear liquid clearly coming from her- Oh COME ON! I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT! Not only am I scared shitless now, I have the weirdest boner now, well besides the time when I had to torture a female spy.

Using my magic I snapped my fingers and teleported out of there.

'JAKE INSANIA, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GET ME INTO!?'